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This is somehow worse than lotto

I have so many questions, including "What is a light dairy dinner?"

15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.

Your daily dose of 😂 courtesy of "What will he say next?" Cuomo

OH FUCK GEDDY LEE IS WEARING AN EFFIN BIRDS SHIRT AT THE WORLD SERIES

Yep, never going to Florida again if I can help it. Also going to avoid flights that connect through or are the second leg of a Florida flight.

Reality tv angle smh

Is this one of those spot the difference puzzles?

BOSTON (AP) — Judges order the federal government to use contingency funds for SNAP food aid payments during the shutdown.

This is why I realized you can't support a-holes for office. If they're jerks before getting in, they'll likely leave office in cuffs. Sad but true.

This could be St. Louis or most of the Midwest!

Points

Just this year, Minnesota has ranked:

A top 10 state for safety.

A top 5 state to live in.

A top 3 state for jobs.

A top 3 state to retire.

The 2nd best state to raise a family.

The 2nd best state for children.

A bet against Minnesota is a bad bet.

Unfortunately this is common for high profile federal races in swing seats.

Multiple anvils I'd say. Finance Directors don't quit next day like that without cause.

Unfortunately, we can't see who has donated bc the FEC is shutdown like the rest of government. 🫠

I don't think Sinema was a plant. More like she wanted/ wants power and wealth and was willing to do whatever to get there.

🤔🧐🧐🧐

This is after Platner's new campaign director resigned after 3 days on the job - not even a full Scaramucci

www.bangordailynews.com/2025/10/27/p...

Yep that's what I figured.

Boo. Do you know how long til the domestic ones are?

I miss Filene's and Marshall Field.

Unified theory of grifting

I can answer this. I interviewed Peterson's tailor a few years ago, although the interview was never published because I fell behind on work. Here is the story of this suit. 🧵

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

Is this integrated into the photos TSA takes of us at airports now?

So much of my working-for-others life has been "third shift because it has the best chance to vaguely accommodate my sleep disorder", and this is the first time I've ever seen a politician acknowledge how difficult it is to keep up with the world that way.

Libraries Scramble for Books After Giant Distributor Shuts Down Why it might have been and may continue to be harder to get new releases from your local library.

Private equity destroys 200-year-old book distribution company that libraries around the country rely on and now libraries are having trouble getting new books:

www.404media.co/libraries-sc...

I always thought if I ever owned a house I’d make us “the book house” each Halloween.

Getting all the chapter books, MG reads, and YA (we had a lot of teens last year, and yes, teenagers are kids don’t be jerks to them on Halloween) sorted for tomorrow!

250 giveaway books! But also candy.

America is doing a speed run of brain drain by harassing scientists who would want to stay

Halloween voter 2025 sticker with a pigeon wearing a witches hat and holding a pumpkin lantern with bats and a witch in the background

New Yorkers vote today if you haven’t and you get this