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@elusivegoose.bsky.social

πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ(She/Her) Ex-EMS》hot mess | 12/11/20 | Rugger & gamer that loves to nerd out. A bit of insanity mixed w/chaos. Occasionally thirst trap but wholesome account.

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Selfie of me with my right arm holding the phone cleat marks on my right bicep, my left arm flexing my bicep a little show more bruising along my left arm and inner left shoulder. I have a fat lip from it being split and a bruise appearing above my right lip that looks like a half mustache. I’m wearing a black crop top

Selfie of me with my right arm holding the phone cleat marks on my right bicep, my left arm flexing my bicep a little show more bruising along my left arm and inner left shoulder. I have a fat lip from it being split and a bruise appearing above my right lip that looks like a half mustache. I’m wearing a black crop top

Who needs lip filler when you can just play rugby 🀣 also the half mustache bruise is starting to come in πŸ’€

15.02.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Flexing and sticking my tongue out like an idiot, just having fun

Flexing and sticking my tongue out like an idiot, just having fun

Trying to showing off my bud back gains

Trying to showing off my bud back gains

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πŸ˜… Said I was going to take it easy on a full body work out... if you know me I don't know what that means, PR Arnold press 6 reps at 50lbs, hit deadlift 2x405, then for good measure seated machined curled 170 for reps another PR πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

12.02.2026 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He always has been!

25.12.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A selfie of me with the front driver side wheel off and caliber sitting on top of the rotor, holding a large black ice coffee, in a green sweater, black jeans and a black beanie. Tools scatter on the ground.

A selfie of me with the front driver side wheel off and caliber sitting on top of the rotor, holding a large black ice coffee, in a green sweater, black jeans and a black beanie. Tools scatter on the ground.

Showing the old driver side front outer break pad compared to the new one, almost out of pad life πŸ’€πŸ˜…

Showing the old driver side front outer break pad compared to the new one, almost out of pad life πŸ’€πŸ˜…

Selfie of me in black skinny jeans, green sweeter, and black beanie. My hand covered in grease

Selfie of me in black skinny jeans, green sweeter, and black beanie. My hand covered in grease

Oakley coming to inspect my work and give me a kiss

Oakley coming to inspect my work and give me a kiss

All things are possible through caffeine and rage… my break pads were smokedπŸ˜…

25.12.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Holding my phone in my mouth as I try and flex for a mirror selfie. I’m wearing a sleeveless Jaws themed sleeveless shirt, arms flexed upward to either side. Head tilted back so I can use the mirror to take a picture.

Holding my phone in my mouth as I try and flex for a mirror selfie. I’m wearing a sleeveless Jaws themed sleeveless shirt, arms flexed upward to either side. Head tilted back so I can use the mirror to take a picture.

Giant protein pancake which is almost the full size of a large plate. Perfectly golden brown

Giant protein pancake which is almost the full size of a large plate. Perfectly golden brown

If you where ever curious about what I do in my free time… it’s flexing and making pan size pancakes

17.12.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would be too

12.12.2025 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yooo those look bomb

12.12.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I second this

12.12.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you!

11.12.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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11.12.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today’s my birthday, but it’s also the anniversary of the day everything began. Five years of unlearning, rebuilding, and stepping fully into who I am. I’ve lost pieces of my old life, but I’ve gained myself and that’s worth everything.

11.12.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Twinsies πŸ˜…

08.12.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry, my favorite way to do this, is accidentally falling asleep on the couch

08.12.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you so much πŸ₯°

08.12.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A selfie of me in my cluttered front room, bike on a toy bin, dog toys on the floor and dog bed in the background. Me in black boots, long teal/light off green body con dress hair to the left, wearing light natural makeup.

A selfie of me in my cluttered front room, bike on a toy bin, dog toys on the floor and dog bed in the background. Me in black boots, long teal/light off green body con dress hair to the left, wearing light natural makeup.

At the rugby tournament with Oakley barley visible in the background I’m wearing a big green jacket because it was cold, my jumpsuit top tied around my waist (needed help to get in and out of in order to use the restroom) pink sport bra showing, makeup that’s survived playing 7s and setup so far

At the rugby tournament with Oakley barley visible in the background I’m wearing a big green jacket because it was cold, my jumpsuit top tied around my waist (needed help to get in and out of in order to use the restroom) pink sport bra showing, makeup that’s survived playing 7s and setup so far

Bathroom mirror selfie, bold red lipstick hair slightly covering my face, my shirt three buttons down and slightly see my buster underneath my black button down shirt, with my sleeves cuffed. My left hand in my slacks pocket.

Bathroom mirror selfie, bold red lipstick hair slightly covering my face, my shirt three buttons down and slightly see my buster underneath my black button down shirt, with my sleeves cuffed. My left hand in my slacks pocket.

Oakley and me in front of a tree done up with Christmas lights, he’s looking away and I’m in grey sweets

Oakley and me in front of a tree done up with Christmas lights, he’s looking away and I’m in grey sweets

How the weekend went, I really got to show off my range, from office parties, fun rugby tournament, rugby social and walking Oakley to go see Christmas lights.

08.12.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I should get this tattoo, do I do garlic on thigh and butter on the other or bread

01.12.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Selfie of me at a bar, polished cement floor with tables and chairs in the background. I’m wearing a red velvet low cut long sleeve blouse with a black purse cross body, neckless with two circles at the bottom, black slacks with light make up and red lips.

Selfie of me at a bar, polished cement floor with tables and chairs in the background. I’m wearing a red velvet low cut long sleeve blouse with a black purse cross body, neckless with two circles at the bottom, black slacks with light make up and red lips.

I clean up pretty well

30.11.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Oakley is in the foreground you can see the back of his torso and head as he stares at a deer (doe) who is looking off frame to an other three deer just out of frame. The deer is hard to see in front of the tree line on all the fallen leaves. Oakley is standing on the edge of the road.

Oakley is in the foreground you can see the back of his torso and head as he stares at a deer (doe) who is looking off frame to an other three deer just out of frame. The deer is hard to see in front of the tree line on all the fallen leaves. Oakley is standing on the edge of the road.

Oakley saying hi to some deer on our morning walk

26.11.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We love seeing hot girls in dresses

qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress ^_^

17.11.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Selfie of me in an office in front of a desk, sitting with two monitors and a laptop in the background.

Selfie of me in an office in front of a desk, sitting with two monitors and a laptop in the background.

I get to have my own office for a week then, it’s something I guess… I’d rather be working from home

05.11.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Selfie of me in an office in front of a desk, sitting with two monitors and a laptop in the background.

Selfie of me in an office in front of a desk, sitting with two monitors and a laptop in the background.

I get to have my own office for a week then, it’s something I guess… I’d rather be working from home

05.11.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Before the Halloween themed rugby tournament, wearing a cloak and medieval themed clothes, fake blood on the chin our theme was vampires

Before the Halloween themed rugby tournament, wearing a cloak and medieval themed clothes, fake blood on the chin our theme was vampires

After two 15s rugby matches, my cloak gone and shirt torn to shreds, my fanged mouth peace showing… fake blood smeared on my face with real blood at this point

After two 15s rugby matches, my cloak gone and shirt torn to shreds, my fanged mouth peace showing… fake blood smeared on my face with real blood at this point

Did I fight the monster or become the monster?

25.10.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A selfie of me, my face illuminated by the glow of my monitors in the office, it’s before the sun is up and the lights are off

A selfie of me, my face illuminated by the glow of my monitors in the office, it’s before the sun is up and the lights are off

Good morning, the only nice part of being in the office early is I can work in the dark

21.10.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A selfie of me on office, wearing a black long sleeve blouse with a black undershirt

A selfie of me on office, wearing a black long sleeve blouse with a black undershirt

Mondays… back grinding away when I could be napping instead

20.10.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me in a dress that’s sleeveless and I’m flexing both my arms trying to show that I have some muscle

Me in a dress that’s sleeveless and I’m flexing both my arms trying to show that I have some muscle

My CCP expired so now I’m required to show these guns off πŸ’€

19.10.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And important message from Oakley

16.10.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mirror bathroom selfie showing off my back and right arm, in a backless black and white floral pattern dress.

Mirror bathroom selfie showing off my back and right arm, in a backless black and white floral pattern dress.

Reason why I love wearing dresses that show off my back… showing off all that hard work and my tank top tan line πŸ˜‚

16.10.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awww thank you 🫢🫢

16.10.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Oakley and me at a bar, I’m smiling and Oakley is standing on his hind legs with his paws on my lap as I sit

Oakley and me at a bar, I’m smiling and Oakley is standing on his hind legs with his paws on my lap as I sit

My date, isn’t he handsome!

05.10.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Oakley standing on a rocky stair way through the side of a mountain.

Oakley standing on a rocky stair way through the side of a mountain.

A passage of rocks with Oakley leading the way

A passage of rocks with Oakley leading the way

Overlook along the Blue Ridge parkway through the Appalachian Mountains

Overlook along the Blue Ridge parkway through the Appalachian Mountains

Oakley and me in nature, very heavily wooded.

Oakley and me in nature, very heavily wooded.

Adventuring with Oakley!

02.10.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0