Anime Omelette

my ideal version of a new york city mayor is a dr. robotnik type figure who sort of hovers over the city in a flying orb type vehicle. he never actually lands, he just flies around and yells and points at you menacingly. maybe he could occasionally throw some obstacles that you have to avoid

Not every day you meet the iconic comedian behind the world's most famous joke

i'm the guy who replies to your top 10 favorite albums list, an extraordinarily subjective and exclusive list by its very definition, with "you forgot music o'clock by gary guitar and the rockin' instrument band"

Wow

Reverse Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy moment

shot from the end of taken 2 where liam neeson's family goes out for ice cream and the server walks in front of the characters

what's your 200 millionth favorite frame you've ever seen in a film? for me it's probably this frame from the end of taken 2 where liam neeson's family goes out for ice cream and the server is briefly seen walking a tray of sundaes in front of the characters. way down the list for me

Satisfyingly neatly done

Fucking hell that's bad

hello 👋 professional writer here. it's fine to use "your" and "you're" interchangeably. most readers will understand what you're trying to say either way, and you shouldn't have to placate people who won't read between the lines

Incredible

i like what the knicks have been doing on defense. the sooner they score, the sooner the ref lets you have the ball, arguably the most valuable item in the game

the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser

It's music, not a poetry reading.

Gran Turismo 3: A-spec (2001) promotional image - MobyGames Wallpaper from Official Website

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Cute

Wondering what proportion of Colin McRae Rally players ever chose the Corolla or Escort.

That's an interesting association but I guess any association with the Peugeot 206 WRC could potentially emerge without repeated childhood exposure to that one Gran Turismo 3 promotional image.

found another one. might use it as a vip entrance or something

Bloody hell

Yes son the dog is in heaven & hes a pokemon now. The dog became a pokemon as thats what he desired most within his magic heart when he died

i don't think id ever get trampled in a crowd setting . when im surrounded by thousands of panicked men and women i tend to play it smart

that major league baseball isn't called "major league baseballs" is a perpetuation of the one-baseball myth, one easily dispelled in the age of streaming. one can now simultaneously watch two games, in different cities, played with different baseballs. mlb does not use one ball and hasn't since 1997

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

Hope you can make good use of the time off

i am sick of “more monkeys jumping on the bed” discourse. it’s as though these people have no memory of 2017 when one fell off and bumped his head. doctor spoke out against it, mama endorsed doctor’s findings. i’m limiting replies to followers because i do not have the energy for YMMJOTBers today

Is it related to the overrepresentation of Sweden in competitive Smash Bros, that's the real question? 🤔

How long do these things keep getting security patches for?