Frank W. Dabbing-nail

Is this about Portnoy? That little Swampscott rich kid fuck? Acting like he's some north shore tough guy. We used to go Swampscott in high school to break into cars

Fuck him. i hope he loses his shirt

i was reminded today of my favorite bit on twitter which was putting texts from my husband over pictures of tony soprano

3/4 profile bulge pic in "hugging mushroom" print boxer briefs

2am, making spam musubi in my underpants, pretending I don't live in TurboHell

Mirror selfie of a tall idiot with long hair, in glasses, with a black band T-shirt, and corgi boxer briefs

Been a while, but sometimes you just need a mirror selfie

Stood up to let my partner pass me at the baseball game during the "all active military and former veterans please rise" and the woman behind me thanked me for my service. Is there like, manslaughtered valor?

Image of a text reading - 'I started googling "end stage capitalism careers" today lol' 'Like what're the best ones 😂'

she's asking for a friend (that friend is me)

honestly it's not "they never read the books" or "they're fake fans" or anything like that, it's 100% they just don't know how to interpret media or think critically. If there's not a soundtrack or narrator literally telling them how to feel about something they're not going to understand it

Every year around I get a calendar in the mail from the local funeral home. Inside are coupons on funeral packages, as well as anecdotes about how nice everything was.

I'm about to spend the entire afternoon double featuring Furiosa and Fury Road - what snacks should I have?

Screenshot that reads: Kim Eo-jun claimed Special Forces in North Korean uniform were to act as an “assassination squad” undertaking the following plot: “First, Han Dong-hoon is to be assassinated during transportation after his arrest. Second, attack the arrest unit escorting Cho Kuk, Yang Jeong-cheol and myself, pretending to rescue them. Third, North Korean military uniforms will be buried at a specific location. Fourth, after some time, the uniforms will be discovered, and the incident will be attributed to North Korea.

Screenshot that reads: Kim Eo-jun also said he received tips that Yoon planned to “kill American soldiers to induce the US to bomb North Korea,” and that a biochemical terror attack had also been under consideration. Yoon would have thereby manufactured a situation from which he could emerge as the “reunification president” who successfully ended Korea’s division by means of conquest.

Bombshell development as more info arises about Yoon Suk Yeol's attempted coup in South Korea: Allegations now claim Yoon gave Special Forces fake North Korean uniforms to assassinate the leader of his own party + kill stationed US soldiers—w/ goal of driving the US to start a war with North Korea

the library should host a monthly 'how to cook an egg' night where adults and children alike are provided a quiet, judgment free space to learn to properly cook an egg. this would do society a lot of good

You morons, you can't repeat the Gilded Age. That's not how history works--it only goes in one direction. Now let me take a big sip of coffee and make sure no nihilistic young Italians have built homemade weapons with which to assassinate robber barons.

claim denied binch

United Healthcare shooter got caught in the most Italian Man way ever - because he pulled his mask down to smile and flirt at a Barista

The outline of a hard dick pressed against the inside of patterned boxer briefs

Gripping the base of my cock while in my Christmas PJs

Inside you, there are two dicks, both of them are mine.

Podcast Underpants are pretty dang nice. Recently swapped to the ones with the fly and the ball pouch, would recommend

A hard dick pressed against the inside of the leg of my boxer briefs, straining them enough that you can see a little of the skin underneath

Not quite FCF yet, but we'll hope self tagging works again and I don't dickpost to a bunch of close friends who aren't interested in seeing my dick

One sentence thanksgiving horror story - 450F, 4 hour cook, 9 pound bird.

Oh cool, self-tagging NSFW works for me again, I can resume dickposting without making my close friends uncomfortable

Building a Linux VM at home on the Good Screens instead of building a Linux VM at work on the Bad Screens

MI GORENG SPOTTED, ABSOLUTE CHAMPION

As a Spice Badger who cannot get anything hit enough, yes

I, for one, support this endeavor

This is a very good mirror

Afternoon/evening repost, you animals

If you can fit under my desk, you got it

Stroking for FCF, gripping at the base to ensure maximum hardness. A POV downbody shot of my halfie in my grip

POV downbody shot of my cock standing tall with my cookies and milk patterned shorts pulled down below my balls

Another FCF, and I *still* have no idea if my self-tagging for explicit content works, so hey, hopefully it does! #fcf

Bold, evocative

Chastity cage that requires a synchronized key turn and the US nuclear launch codes