Longarms McGee longarmsmcgee

You have my attention

04.03.2026 03:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Weeks! MONTHS even!

04.03.2026 01:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very much so

03.03.2026 19:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"I'm locking in" but it's about removing clothing for what can only be described as a heinous shit.

03.03.2026 19:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'd love it if you did

03.03.2026 19:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Surely you will not regret owning 17 copies of K-PAX on DVD

03.03.2026 17:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Still well within time!

02.03.2026 01:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How'd she like it?

26.02.2026 14:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shockingly it was a pokemon shitpost! 🤣🤣🤣

26.02.2026 14:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🫡🫡🫡 safe travels!

26.02.2026 14:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YOU ARE TOO SWEET

26.02.2026 14:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WOO!!!

25.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you!

25.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fun accomplishments of 2026 number 4: Had a tiktok video break one million views.

25.02.2026 18:14 — 👍 37 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY

23.02.2026 00:12 — 👍 10207 🔁 4530 💬 24 📌 12

It certainly does! Thank you ❤️

23.02.2026 01:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now THAT sounds pretty heavenly

21.02.2026 17:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

S E R I O U S L Y

21.02.2026 00:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fun accomplishments of 2026 number 3: Attended my first silent book club meeting since April of last year all due to a new job giving me my nights back.

19.02.2026 02:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah, I'm with you, Technocrat.

19.02.2026 02:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am ALL about weird niche things like this. Please share!

18.02.2026 15:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THERE'S A POOGIE IN MONSTER HUNTER WILDS!!!!!! I AM SOBBING!!!!!

18.02.2026 14:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you are angry about Epstein please take a moment to audit your own social circle for creeps ✌️

16.02.2026 23:18 — 👍 444 🔁 34 💬 8 📌 0

Yellow flag of a guy throwing a punch and the word 'okay'

15.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 126 🔁 29 💬 1 📌 3

Now THAT'S a view! 🥵🥵🥵

15.02.2026 01:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looks like I have to spoil myself

14.02.2026 03:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Digital artwork of bunnies with fawn pattern

fawn bunny 💘

13.02.2026 04:07 — 👍 6049 🔁 1833 💬 45 📌 14

Alleged someone allegedly burning a concentration camp in Kansas City.

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

13.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 11199 🔁 2446 💬 130 📌 22

THICC BOI

13.02.2026 03:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well I guess I need to treat myself then

13.02.2026 03:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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