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i dont speak russian to men these days i be saying the wrong shit

ive noticed if i tell people “i stayed up all night” or they think i didnt sleep well or went to bed late. but if i say “i didnt go to bed last night” then they understand.

why am i a pussy

bro got boobs

thought 배우 and 배우자 were the same thing for a long time now. Smh

Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man

(finally settled at the coffeeshop only to find my table is wobbly) i am going to become the Joker

also no one cares about apple music so theres thet. anyways this is what i got goin on

tbh ive always been closer to the side of “omggg this is so embarrassing i cant share” cuz i never post it. but someone giving an excuse for why they cant like someone was gonna wait for theirs😹

im not a hater about anyone posting their spotify wrapped like idc. but i find it funny that some people are like “omg cant even share this year its so bad” like what would make it good? the concept of there being cool and uncool spotify wraps is funny

How dare

A closeup of a handsome cat, Frankie, sitting in a cardboard box. He’s mostly white with some tabby stripes on his back, cheeks and forehead and he has a Christmas tree shaped splotch on his nose. He’s tilted a bit to his right, and has both his front and hind left paws resting on the edge of the box. His whiskers are a little wild and he’s wearing a dreamy expression. #CatsOfBluesky

Happy #CatBoxSunday everyone!

me trying to explain dragon fruit like “its kind of a 담백한 вкус”

Word of the day is a favourite, from old Scots.

To ‘tartle’ is to hesitate while introducing someone because you have completely forgotten their name.

obsessed

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