Militia Etheridge

You're fantastic. Keep it up.

Consumers: apologize for kneeling before MAGA and we'll come back

Target CEO: how about a nice alpine chalet instead?

Companies that spend billions of dollars and always fall short because they're deathly afraid of the one thing that will improve their reputation:

acknowledging/apologizing for massive fuck ups/violations of public trust, a commitment to doing better, and delivering on that commitment.

If it’s true that the United States bombed an elementary school and killed scores of children it is an unfathomable crime. I have never been more disgusted to be an American.

Never forget that the Washington Post spiked a Kamala Harris endorsement

In (some) fairness to the media, their reaction would be because the GOP would be on the beat working the refs every minute of every day screaming bloody murder.

We have no such energy (let alone coherent messaging) among Democrats.

Send Schumer and Jeffries to the glue factory. Send in fighters.

Do Senate Democratic leaders have any power to strip him of his committee assignments?

Christ almighty, do SOMETHING to stop this egomaniacal fuckface from being an egomaniacal fuckface every day.

Anything that distracts Billy Corgan from booking wrestling is good news by me

David Sammartino-ass hire

Kristi Noem Leaving On A Sex Plane

Oh AI, you *minx*, you

is this good for my money

Also that competence doesn't matter, fealty to Trump is the only marker of success.

It's impossible to separate this guy from Tom Haverford and Jean Ralphio from the TV show Parks & Rec.

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Begging y'all. If you're going to be posting images or video of horrifying shit like, say, a Marine getting his arm broken by a senator with audible crunching in the audio - USE THE GODDAMN CONTENT WARNING LABELERS.

Putting "TW" in your skeet doesn't prevent autoplay.

Just... fuckin' Christ, folks

A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.

The fit of Ciampa's jacket (especially the sleeves) really gets under my skin

Fetterman is mirroring the worst of Sinema and Manchin's respective heel turns, when the politician he should be mimicking is Budd Dwyer.

"I support killing" - John Fetterman

I want to agree with this car but I know I definitely wouldn't agree with the owner of this car

Lemme see those internal polls babyyyyyy

Then you get a transfer case that feels significantly lighter, and you know why instinctively.

I wish every lawmaker could experience that feeling before they vote to send our troops to war.

202-224-4254 tell Fetterman to eat shit

For fun they should deep dive into positions and locations if only to get Noem to display that she can and will answer "no" to this question.

"At any point in your tenure at DHS, has Corey Lewandowski given you a Cleveland Steamer?"

I mean, glad to have Republicans saying this, but *YOU* of all people levying this specific critique?

At least acknowledge some degree of self-introspection here.

Shocked! Shocked, I say!

Goetta for brains

Every single interview is this tweet

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