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too late alex you gotta let us put hyperdrives on them

turning tel aviv into Dresden 2 is now the moderate position

*What* leftist history? Gamergate was a showdown between radfem centrists and reactionaries.

i'm cavemaxxing. banging rocks together. saying shit like 'ug' and 'oog'. i've discarded all my clothes in favor of a single tiger skin leotard that goes over one shoulder. i sold all my guns for a giant club

like a year ago I'd semi-regularly ask libs what Plan B if trump won and the answer was always "guess I'll lay down and die" and at the time I figured they were just dooming and they themselves didn't really understand what they were saying but I guess they were being honest after all

GOP is running around the country brutalizing minorities, while your plan, evidently, is to chug the entire pill cupboard and lie in bed, posting 'y'all shoulda voted for her' until the frothing starts

you know, when you talk like this, all people actually hear is that you pinned all your hopes on One Event Going Your Way and because it didn't you're throwing up your hands and giving up forever

this is bald capitulation

for a real long time i've had this notion that Gamefreak should really do a mainline pokemon game where they just pull a Megaman 9 and do it in the 2D G/S/C sprite style with a few modern graphical bells and whistles like parallax scrolling and more sprites

i want the future to be the skies in sonic adventure

this is my moment

quick question. do you know what euromaidan was

[force ghost of Karl Marx that only I can see]: you should really loredump about your OCs more

Hologram of a very, very drunk Dr. Wily projecting from Zero's head crystal: hey zero did i ever tell yuo about tht time i went back in time and kidnaped megaman and reprogramed him to evil

Zero: W...what?

Dr. Wily: named him quint. gave him a pogostick

Zero: ...

Dr. Wily: painted him green

my haters keep depicting me as a gigantic octopus sitting atop the globe whose tentacles reach into every nation and institution

you failed to build a coalition to win an election. that's on you.

they are not sending their best

didn't you watch the wizard of oz

every single one of these movements had plenty of violence and the last two ended in abject failure in the long term

oh yeah that guy is 100000000% a fed

JJ Pickle is the name of the main character of a show about a white suit wearing simple country lawh-ya who goes around solving murders

il racista azzurro

learning much

Far-right chuds and alt-centrists have one political project they have in common and push devoutly, which is it should be Illegal to not like them

literally no functional internet forum anywhere ever that lasted any length of time or had any significant user base had even the vague expectation of diversity of thought.

We even had a phrase for it: Lurk More.

You Lurked More so you knew how to act in the context of a forum's culture

this is of course, because the Democratic Party burned the Co-opt Machine down in order to crush the campus Gaza protests, and whatever smolders remained were set on fire again by Khiver freaks throwing a tantrum nearly a year onging now seething about an elderly white man getting the boot

the absolute most psychotic centrists are the bowtie freaks and the temporarily-embarrassed-black-republicans calling themselves dems and things are gonna start getting embarrassing real fast for both, which is doubly funny because the 2020 riots are basically what made both these groups ascendant

we're in a very, very bizarre situation where it's the well-to-do white dems of the party and wine moms that are the closest to singing La Marseillaise while the Khive orbit are saying shit that reads like it was penned by the hands of george wallace

this is the end of his political career by the way. this was the world's easiest layup to actually stand up to trump and market that to the libs that increasingly want blood and he's blowing it like a nintendo ds microphone