Not even end

Damn bro, you showed them! 💪🏼

In light of that horrendous ass fucking last night, effective immediately, the “Chief” in the ranks E-7 through CWO-5 will be switched to “ELGSES”. Furthermore, anyone in those ranks, respectively meet with your installation CO for your letter of instruction for being a disgrace to the namesake.

USS Gaza coming soon to a pier near you!

I swear if these tariffs raise Taco Bell prices even more, I'm challenging POTUS to the best tongue kissing competition in the United States of America! All 51 states are welcome to attend.

Hear me out..."SECNAV" sounds totally rad!

The best 51st state!

The Navy Chief always says "Navy Chief, Navy Pride!". Shipmates, we respect that and love the pride you take in your work. That is why we must keep promoting it. From this point on, any E7 or above, when referring to the NFL, can post ONLY about their love for the KC Chiefs. Memorandum in the works.

What a waste of funds! I'll bring the reallocation of funds for this department up with the honorable Mr. Donald Trump.

We are currently focusing on this matter at hand. In order to replace the 12 laid off, we are looking at hiring the best of the best. We go through an intensive background interview that filters out a lot of candidates. Currently, we're looking at hiring 7 of Walmart's "Employee of the Month"s.

People keep asking and requesting information about the Navy's future "Talking" Drones. The main question is usually: "Why?". Well, how else are we gonna blast "DJ KHALID, WE DA BEST" before dropping that thang on our adversaries? Hit um hard, hit um loud!

Congrats to SA Jason Lorentz on his Military Excellence Award during his time at basic training! SA Lorentz failed the ASVAB several times, and didn't let that stop him! Upon completing a 3 Week Course, he boosted his score high enough to enlist. This just proves dumb people arn't forever!

Everyone deserves a 12th chance, Congresswoman.

I'm the best Servoce Secratary hands down. If you arnt part of the world greatest Navy, then what are you even doing with your life? Enlist today! Please, we need people.

If I can't grow my hair, y'all sailors can't grow beards. Stop Asking. I will reach out to your CoC and you WILL receive a counciling chit.