guys guys guys im feeling pretty intimidated & vulnerable ive been invited to a 3rd grade ‘mums night’ at our barcelona international school & dinner starts @ 9pm & they are going to a nightclub after & this is on a THURSDAY
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taking a drink is body language fear. you whooped him. he showed it
08.10.2025 18:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
amy mcgrath’s problem is that for the stupid women of ky to support her (& they need the stupid women to offset the stupid men) they have to want to BE her & as of now they look at her & say i don’t like ‘at lesbian in the leather jacket she thinks she’s better than me bc she can fly’n ugly airplane
07.10.2025 18:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
well. i just drew an x over the one i didn’t like because that shit is mine por vida
07.10.2025 11:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*nods in affirmation as white chili enthusiast*
06.10.2025 19:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
me when i break from all the bullshit & take a little time for myself
06.10.2025 11:31 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
fuck! i can’t do anything right
04.10.2025 19:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
yay!
03.10.2025 17:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
at the gym impressing the fuck out everyone with my 8 minute treadmill mile
03.10.2025 15:29 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The idea of tweeting wise content is simple but actually tweeting wise content is staggeringly difficult
03.10.2025 09:40 — 👍 45 🔁 10 💬 7 📌 0
the 6yo’s bday is around halloween & when i asked him what kind of cake he wants he said one with bones in it ☠️☠️☠️
03.10.2025 08:57 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
fear is totally hideous incarnate
03.10.2025 07:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
getting results back from our does having a lot of money turn you into a piece of shit experiment comedy edition & it looks like it’s a resounding yes once again
03.10.2025 06:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
men will be all what we NEED is a WARRIOR culture & then be too timid to take a shit in a restaurant bathroom after brunch
01.10.2025 10:16 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
awe man, don’t shit in it
30.09.2025 18:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
confident that if they could, cats would smoke cigarettes
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yes! because honestly they can’t even right now with your shit…and they are ashing outside of the litterbox
30.09.2025 18:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
imagine being this guy & believing this little speech was going to end well for you
30.09.2025 13:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
man is jd going to just take this shit?
30.09.2025 12:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
would love to learn where to photograph the city!
29.09.2025 19:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
if i live in barcelona can i come to shoot?
29.09.2025 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
ulysses skibidi paps giving you big cat energy for this caturday
27.09.2025 16:12 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
mouse eater
27.09.2025 14:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
vahalla from behind a folding table every other weekend at a national guard outpost
27.09.2025 14:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
but being smart became a liability
26.09.2025 16:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
lol. honestly that guy couldn’t have burned it away
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bush vs. gore was a big win for dumbasses
26.09.2025 16:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
them febreeze speckles ain’t doing much either
26.09.2025 16:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
cute bistro without door tables
close up on outdoor table with a statue of a black butler holding hand sanitizer
perfect weather in spain…me enjoying a nice patio lunch…what in the goddamn fuck for fucks sake
26.09.2025 12:40 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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