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guys guys guys im feeling pretty intimidated & vulnerable ive been invited to a 3rd grade ‘mums night’ at our barcelona international school & dinner starts @ 9pm & they are going to a nightclub after & this is on a THURSDAY

08.10.2025 19:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

taking a drink is body language fear. you whooped him. he showed it

08.10.2025 18:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

amy mcgrath’s problem is that for the stupid women of ky to support her (& they need the stupid women to offset the stupid men) they have to want to BE her & as of now they look at her & say i don’t like ‘at lesbian in the leather jacket she thinks she’s better than me bc she can fly’n ugly airplane

07.10.2025 18:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

well. i just drew an x over the one i didn’t like because that shit is mine por vida

07.10.2025 11:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*nods in affirmation as white chili enthusiast*

06.10.2025 19:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

me when i break from all the bullshit & take a little time for myself

06.10.2025 11:31 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

fuck! i can’t do anything right

04.10.2025 19:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yay!

03.10.2025 17:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

at the gym impressing the fuck out everyone with my 8 minute treadmill mile

03.10.2025 15:29 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The idea of tweeting wise content is simple but actually tweeting wise content is staggeringly difficult

03.10.2025 09:40 — 👍 45    🔁 10    💬 7    📌 0

the 6yo’s bday is around halloween & when i asked him what kind of cake he wants he said one with bones in it ☠️☠️☠️

03.10.2025 08:57 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

fear is totally hideous incarnate

03.10.2025 07:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

getting results back from our does having a lot of money turn you into a piece of shit experiment comedy edition & it looks like it’s a resounding yes once again

03.10.2025 06:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

men will be all what we NEED is a WARRIOR culture & then be too timid to take a shit in a restaurant bathroom after brunch

01.10.2025 10:16 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

awe man, don’t shit in it

30.09.2025 18:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man is giving a peace sign in front of a sign that says honey has now live Alt: tom cruise respect the cock speech from magnolia

listen up u.s. military. im about to teach you a thing or two about respect

30.09.2025 18:29 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

confident that if they could, cats would smoke cigarettes

30.09.2025 17:53 — 👍 733    🔁 178    💬 54    📌 9

yes! because honestly they can’t even right now with your shit…and they are ashing outside of the litterbox

30.09.2025 18:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

imagine being this guy & believing this little speech was going to end well for you

30.09.2025 13:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

man is jd going to just take this shit?

30.09.2025 12:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

would love to learn where to photograph the city!

29.09.2025 19:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

if i live in barcelona can i come to shoot?

29.09.2025 19:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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ulysses skibidi paps giving you big cat energy for this caturday

27.09.2025 16:12 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

mouse eater

27.09.2025 14:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

vahalla from behind a folding table every other weekend at a national guard outpost

27.09.2025 14:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

but being smart became a liability

26.09.2025 16:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol. honestly that guy couldn’t have burned it away

26.09.2025 16:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bush vs. gore was a big win for dumbasses

26.09.2025 16:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

them febreeze speckles ain’t doing much either

26.09.2025 16:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
cute bistro without door tables

cute bistro without door tables

close up on outdoor table with a statue of a black butler holding hand sanitizer

close up on outdoor table with a statue of a black butler holding hand sanitizer

perfect weather in spain…me enjoying a nice patio lunch…what in the goddamn fuck for fucks sake

26.09.2025 12:40 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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