Wendy Darling

Please support my research on the link between listenin' to RFK's bullshit and havin' to take the fuck outta some Tylenol.

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

Just a little shooting at an immigration office in Dallas.

This may have been the most insane and incoherent four days of his presidency. Tylenol, the U.N., I hate my opponents, other countries are going to hell, this escalator's broken, I'm mad at a TV comedian, I like Ukraine now. It really feels as if some minimal tether to reality has snapped.

Terrazza doesn't mean what he thinks it means. He's got better malapropisms than anybody! Some people call him the best malaproper there ever was!

I'm confident that's coming.

When I was 9 months pregnant and had a headache so bad I asked my husband to find a way to knock me out, the only thing the hospital gave me was Tylenol. It barely dulled the pain, but it was better than nothing....and I guess that's what women in excruciating pain are supposed to get now?

I think one of the better, more subtle tributes to Robert Redford's life is the string of utterly iconic female co-stars who've come forward to eulogize him; each of them take-no-shit types like Fonda and Streisand, and every one of them without a single bad thing to say. A model for male behavior

Nice one

That tends to result in a mildly compelling thing instead of a wild one.

a morning after pill, but for that really stupid thing you said yesterday in front of everyone

I knew Mr. darling had a bit of a prepper streak in him, but I just found 21 boxes of crystal light in our pantry. I guess we’ll be trading sugar-free beverages for weapons or clean water?

Holy hell, politicians. Shut the hell up and let the women speak! Stop making them stand there in the direct sun in high heels and make up for television while you blabber on. You’re just making sure that by the time they speak that goddamn flyover will be happening.

How can a country that does absolutely nothing to keep its children safe at school, even pretend to be making itself “great again”?

Thanks!

Nonbinary folx: Do you feel that the umbrella term "trans" applies to you? Should it be an umbrella term? I'm not looking for a debate but curious about the opinions of those to whom it actually applies. #nonbinary #LGBTQ

Stressful work week, horrible world news, last-minute travel jitters. I’ll be happy to spend a couple hours giving @freemomhugs at Pride!

Once you accept that a few tantrum-prone leaders with nuclear launch codes can vaporize us all by lunchtime, nothing really matters. Pass the snacks.

Seriously

Dear Internet, “side profile” is redundant. Please stop making me feel irritated while sharing a picture of a handsome man’s jawline.

Dear restaurants, please stop serving cold toast. Especially when the butter is also cold. Sincerely, everyone

I just tuned into the Booker live feed and after 22 hours he's speaking rapidly, passionately, furiously, and completely coherently.

By the way, last week, in impromptu remarks, Trump could not remember the word "criminal" and had to say "people of crime."

Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.

My resting bitch face has evolved into resting cringe face

I think my husband watched that this weekend.

I seriously did not recognize Boydog at first.

From my very intelligent friend @jepozner.bsky.social

I saw that this morning on my way in. Wild.