Wil Sterling

“Orson Welles from Transformers”

When even the Grand Nagus shows up for free stuff, you know the current guy ain’t doing great.

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween

What do you think cushioned the fall?

He hunted that tribble with his own two hands

I want Assad tier margins.

Maybe it helps? I don’t know.

This would be so much easier if I could feel something. Anything. Even if it was pain or grief or sadness or anger or whatever. I’m someone who feels deeply, and not having that is scaring the shit out of me (I realize the contradiction in that statement).

Slept. Kind of.

Back in the office today. Still can’t feel anything. Just exhaustion, and a void where everything should be.

Ate something. Randomly cried even though I dont feel any different. Is that progress?

Hour twelve. Nothing. Just a gaping void where everything should be. Maybe I am just a robot who can’t feel.

Its been almost five hours now and I still can't feel anything. Not sadness, not anger, not even numbness...there's just nothing.

You spend a year building a life with someone, learning to love them. And it all goes up in smoke in an instant.

What the hell makes me so broken?

2025 can go die in a fucking fire

When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.

Are we sure that it isn't just Morty?

Oh that person knew *exactly* what they were getting into

Karen

Philly Elmo leading a drumline through smoke bombs is going to hit hard.

LEWIS: Then the children meet Santa. The jolly old elf-

TOLKIEN: Disgusting. Elves should be autistic war criminals who set off an apocalyptic chain of events that end with a moody twink stabbing Satan at the end of time.

LEWIS: So you say.

TOLKIEN: But my editor said to stick to hobbits.

Steve Carlton ass league

He’s playing Bon Cratchet

Something something exceptions proving the rule

civic religion is a thing and that’s the mfing temple right there

should it be, at long last, the thing that breaks the fever? probably not

but people really do care about buildings

You know it’s a good one when the parentheticals need parentheticals

a cartoon character named ralph from the simpsons is taking a pill ALT: a cartoon character named ralph from the simpsons is taking a pill

That’ll do it

Good for clenching

Nah, Green

Just tell him his AI girlfriend is in there and needs a snuggle

12 balloons and you’re fine