Not Under the Influence

lol

Rumor has it Donald Trump is in the Epstein Files.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

I've heard of pot brownies, but not pot avocado toast.

Well, you did it again.

Now, go eat a peach. 😇

Fair 'nuff. Tell Gordon Ramsey if you won't tell me. 🤗

Genuine -- how'd you come to be such a creative cook?

I don't think I ever considered that they'd make sound when they fly. 🙃

Once you find it, if the choo choo won't get you there, we'll cover an Uber.

Good luck. 🤗🤗

Subtle. Effective.

I'm assuming VA doesn't do dental.

How much?

🤣🤣🤣☠️

Cats be weird.

Aw, shit. Can you afford to get it fixed?

Well I'll be damned😖🤷‍♂️

I agree with his statement.

Probably thought they'd impress the pretty lady with something risqué. Sorry.

In the context you describe, apart from a non-specific Yelp advisory, you really don't have standing (or leverage) to get them a comeuppance.

Pro

Five, seven years ago, this used to be my go-to response. I've been seeing enough to validate the generalization.

Manager/proprietor. Tell them you won't be returning unless they confront this person and demand they show their Gallery. That's creepy as hell.

Fortunately for the world at large, you are. 🤩

For those who have forgotten the past 40 years:

Tax cuts for the rich
...don’t trickle down

Boosting military spending
...doesn’t bring peace

Slashing regulations
...doesn’t create jobs

Folks, we’ve seen this all before.

I can’t believe how stupid everything is

Their mistake. Must have been a ridiculously toxic environment. Glad you're clear of it.

Crap. I was hoping for something karmic -- he drove off a bridge, or whatever.

Lucifer has a point

Suitable substitute.

Drive safely.

So, what exactly is a "war" as opposed to whatever the hell this crap is?

Solid plan ❤️

Oh please oh please oh please.

A budget is a moral document.