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your favorite local cryptid he/him Dreamy is my permanent party member fan of wrestling and video games

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it really soured a lot of the movie for me along with things like how did the two characters know what Gladys looks like in their dreams if theyโ€™ve never seen her and also I almost audibly groaned when the assault rival was flashed over the house. so fucking stupid

29.11.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was also a lot cooler on this one while everyone around me adored it. I HATE that of the 5 people that die in this movie 2 of them are a gay couple who both suffer cruel deaths. and itโ€™s not that a queer character should be automatically shielded from death, but cruelty was the point there

29.11.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is sick and I would absolutely play it

28.11.2025 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he can have a little vegan cheese as a treat

28.11.2025 05:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to have problems with it until watching BTE. If it helps Nick is taller and more lean with lighter features whereas Matt is a slightly smaller with darker features

27.11.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
the utopia meme picture

the utopia meme picture

western civilization if gamergate never happened

26.11.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the thiccest of night creature (complimentary)

25.11.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a photo that was taken at night but with a lighting effect that shows a possum climbing a small tree

a photo that was taken at night but with a lighting effect that shows a possum climbing a small tree

the same possum from the previous picture but from a side profile as it plays dead in the small tree it climbed up

the same possum from the previous picture but from a side profile as it plays dead in the small tree it climbed up

Iโ€™m not sure what I did to deserve such luck, but I have seen more possums this year alone than I have in my entire life. last nights sighting was the 5th or 6th of the year. absolutely love these funky lil guys

25.11.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a pixel art portrait of Frieren (from Frieren: Beyond Journeys End), following the format of a painting by Johannes Vermeer, named "Girl with a Pearl Earring". Frieren closely follows the reference image in pose, and gaze.

a pixel art portrait of Frieren (from Frieren: Beyond Journeys End), following the format of a painting by Johannes Vermeer, named "Girl with a Pearl Earring". Frieren closely follows the reference image in pose, and gaze.

elf with a ruby earring #pixelart #frieren

23.11.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 432    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
a small gray and white cat with stripes is curled up on my shoulder sleeping

a small gray and white cat with stripes is curled up on my shoulder sleeping

someone decided to take a nap on me. I love this little critter

23.11.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 215    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Kyle Fletcher with a bloody face licking a bloody screwdriver

Kyle Fletcher with a bloody face licking a bloody screwdriver

Skye Blue from the Blood and Guts match smiling while having a bloody face

Skye Blue from the Blood and Guts match smiling while having a bloody face

these two photos being only 10 days apart highlights how much Kyle Fletcher and Skye Blue really are made for each other

23.11.2025 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not sure if you watch Hey AEW but on the recent on with Darby he mentioned how he thought pro wrestling was mat wrestling and originally got into it first so he has some experience with it. heโ€™d just rather be set on fire most of the time

23.11.2025 01:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The AEW Full Gear poster highlighting who I think will win each match

The AEW Full Gear poster highlighting who I think will win each match

The same AEW poster but without my edits

The same AEW poster but without my edits

my predictions for Full Gear tonight along with a blank in case you want to do the same!

22.11.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cloudflare is down which means chaptgpt is down which means the most annoying person you know is about to have a personal 9/11 without having access to the website that does all of their thinking for them

18.11.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m going to spend today, my 32nd birthday, going as absolutely wild as possible*

*play final fantasy 12 for most of the day and have a couple friends over for some premodern MtG games and beers later

16.11.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

congrats man! absolutely kick ass and well deserved

13.11.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the funny thing is Skye probably begged for the opportunity

13.11.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

partial release of the Epstein files AND the announcement of Steam hardware? itโ€™s a big day for chronically online people

12.11.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a man with shoulder length hair sitting in a car wearing an Alien hoodie and holding a very mid cup of cold brew

a man with shoulder length hair sitting in a car wearing an Alien hoodie and holding a very mid cup of cold brew

unhappy to report that the coffee shop close by still has incredibly mid cold brew. call me stupid the way I try it every few months and expect different results

12.11.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a screenshot from Watchmen of a circulatory system that states โ€œitโ€™s November 10th now. There is a circulatory system walking through the kitchenโ€

a screenshot from Watchmen of a circulatory system that states โ€œitโ€™s November 10th now. There is a circulatory system walking through the kitchenโ€

happy November 10th and donโ€™t forget to greet the circulatory system walking through your kitchen

10.11.2023 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ended up going 0-3, but two of the sets were close with a 2-1. still, it was a fun time with lots of friends and it was for charity so for a good cause

10.11.2025 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

basically! itโ€™s from Fourth Edition to Scourge or roughly most cards printed from between 1995 and 2003. itโ€™s a very fun format since thereโ€™s a lot of pre established decks, but a constantly changing meta

10.11.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So it turns out... the US air travel system was incredibly, deeply dependent on federal funding to just run day-to-day all this time, to the benefit of private airline shareholders, when everyone thinks that state-run trains are leeching off the government. Weird!

09.11.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17628    ๐Ÿ” 4583    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 137    ๐Ÿ“Œ 120

about to go play in a premodern MtG tournament so hereโ€™s to hoping I donโ€™t bomb out and at least win a set

09.11.2025 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

my therapist told me Iโ€™m an interesting person to speak with, and I donโ€™t know if thatโ€™s a compliment or a reason for concern

07.11.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Wrestler Brody Kingโ€™s arm punching through a door to choke a surprised Stokely

Wrestler Brody Kingโ€™s arm punching through a door to choke a surprised Stokely

me trying to live my life peacefully and getting hit with the 500th multi factor authentication login prompt of the day

06.11.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve never seen anyone claim sheโ€™s cis, so you have to be correct by default

06.11.2025 05:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

04.11.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9103    ๐Ÿ” 2242    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 168    ๐Ÿ“Œ 108

part of me says Taco Bell, but logically I think our local movie theater

04.11.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he hasnโ€™t been gone too long, but he is a great so I get it

04.11.2025 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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