What Fresh Hell is This Now?

The path of the righteous man..

Ok I am already verklempt in anticipation of this. I hope that it true and I hope she sings

Misty water colored memories…

Corey Lewandowski will stay on as Special Government Assistant and Blanket tender

Trump appoints Noem to lead Sheild
Godammit Marvel

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His nose was a literal penis

When did the Addams family move their house to Amityville?

How I arrived on Bluesky

Meh, I’ll take Ray and Dave Davies for my dysfunctional brothers in a Brit rock band over these wankstains every time
thank you

The fuck?

#LGRW

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Why can’t I enjoy hockey?

Scientists find evidence of the world’s oldest asshole in a fossil. The world’s biggest asshole still at Mar-a-Lago

That or he’s thinking I made boom boom

@leahlitman.bsky.social
@profmmurray.bsky.social

Say it with me

From the top rope!

Yeah, yeah Blue no matter who still applies but Newsom gives me the ick. Everything he does seems as calculated like he’s Littlefinger from GOT

I’ve managed to convince a few parents who felt this way by pointing out that that means their going to believe any man their daughters could marry is absolutely honest about not having had sex ever before they met your daughter. When they stop and think about it that way the lightbulb goes on

Divine-San

Anyone recognizing HHGTG quoted gets a follow

Just to be clear you’re referring to the Prime timeline not Lens-flare timeline right?

Duh

“In the beginning the Universe was created.
This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”
Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

Imagine Stevie Ray telling Bowie no he wouldn’t tour with him

How many Scarmucci’s is that?

Dear little skin rash,
I just want you to know we’re all rooting for you

It’s so dumb it’s brilliant!
No! It’s just dumb!!! - Benoit Blanc

This does beg the question, if this was being planned in advance why was our FBI director getting drunk with hockey players in Italy instead of preparing for potential increase in terror attacks here at home?

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Gibson possibly hurt?
#LGRW

One can only hope this is mottling

Looks like shingles