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LOOK SOMETIMES WHEN YOU ARE REPORTING ABOUT ANIMATRONIC BANDS YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THE SHOWBIZ… An Excerpt from American Gilgamesh

Look, Sometimes When You Are Writing About Animatronic Bands, You Fall In Love With the Showbiz Pizza Gorilla: an excerpt from American Gilgamesh
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18.11.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
A big steaming pot of jambalaya

A big steaming pot of jambalaya

Jambalaya on the BGE

16.11.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was able to:

- Go to Costco
- Get gas
- make and eat my lunch and kids lunches
- put both kids down for naps and have them wake up
- go to liquor store for beer and recycle glass
- go to Home Depot
- Fix my kitchen lights

All between kickoff and end of the Michigan game. Fox broadcasts.

16.11.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A University of Michigan logo. Below it is a set of hand-drawn braces describing a timeline.

1. (medium length) oh boy am i excited to watch my favorite team play
2. (long) im going to kill myself
3. (short) cool they're up by double digits
4. (long) im going to kill myself
5. (short) nice we won

A University of Michigan logo. Below it is a set of hand-drawn braces describing a timeline. 1. (medium length) oh boy am i excited to watch my favorite team play 2. (long) im going to kill myself 3. (short) cool they're up by double digits 4. (long) im going to kill myself 5. (short) nice we won

21.03.2025 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8

Wolverine - Deacon Challenge Champions 2025

12.11.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IMO 11 missed free throws in a 2 point game is bad.

12.11.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Aiden Hutchinson, Dax Hill, Vincent Gray and the rest of the Michigan defense celebrate beating Ohio State 42-27 the first of 4 straight victories over the Buckeyes including a 13-10 win last year.

Aiden Hutchinson, Dax Hill, Vincent Gray and the rest of the Michigan defense celebrate beating Ohio State 42-27 the first of 4 straight victories over the Buckeyes including a 13-10 win last year.

You are my hero. Thank you so much.

It was this one by the way:

11.11.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@bluebarronphoto.bsky.social for the last 4 years my computer background has been a photo from the 2021 M- OSU game where the defense is celebrating at end of game. I had some IT work done on the computer and it not only removed the background but the photo itself. Do you happen to still have it?

11.11.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That might be the first catch I’ve ever seen that’s worth the energy Gus Johnson brings

08.11.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

That is the most unbelievable thing I’ve ever seen

08.11.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tremendous match tbh

08.11.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two servings of dark meat, mashed potatoes, stuffing, roasted sprouts and pecan pie. Good night

02.11.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am stunned they overturned that

02.11.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Defense is apparently illegal in the NFL now

02.11.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of those games that I already know I will never think about again. Let’s go bye week.

02.11.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Emory equalizes out of the half!

But it started raining and the 8 month old starting losing it so we are leaving.

26.10.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Halftime

WashU: 1
Emory: 0

26.10.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WashU hits a laser from outside the box to take lead against run of play.

26.10.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A soccer field with two teams preparing to kick off

A soccer field with two teams preparing to kick off

#1 Emory vs #2 WashU.

26.10.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
21.10.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

Down the field and gain….A LIONS VICTORY

21.10.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is this challenge?

21.10.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bates called glass

21.10.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DOINK

21.10.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

In no universe is that a catch

21.10.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even the rules analyst has no idea what these refs are doing

21.10.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We live in y’all’s general vicinity. Couldn’t wait any longer. Breeze was just cool enough for me to pull the trigger.

19.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes sir.

H/T @hollyanderson.bsky.social for the β€œadd Fritos to your chili” recommendation. Absolutely a game changer.

19.10.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A pot of chili on a grill with a giant ball of meat on top of it.

A pot of chili on a grill with a giant ball of meat on top of it.

The same pot of chili, the meat is cooked and dripping fat into the pot of chili

The same pot of chili, the meat is cooked and dripping fat into the pot of chili

A cross slice of the meatball. It looks delicious

A cross slice of the meatball. It looks delicious

The meatball has been chopped up and combined with the chili back on the smoker

The meatball has been chopped up and combined with the chili back on the smoker

Going over the top today

19.10.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Pretty strong

12.10.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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