i told my wife we’re discussing Legally Blonde for our next 5-4 episode. she said “what if I wrote up a list of questions I have about Legally Blonde as a non lawyer” and I said sure and she goes “I’m gonna start right now” and has been furiously typing for ten straight minutes
13.10.2023 18:27 — 👍 1056 🔁 42 💬 32 📌 4
A red mongoose threateningly holds a dagger in its jaws. It is about to swing the dagger.
Inktober day 15 - Dagger
15.10.2023 16:06 — 👍 274 🔁 66 💬 0 📌 0
“Your network is unstable.”
Bitch so am I. Doesn’t mean I get to stop working.
15.10.2023 13:56 — 👍 427 🔁 85 💬 4 📌 2
me di cuenta de que los favs no son públicos acá...
14.10.2023 06:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
de 1 cosa linda hay 10 de porno, no.
14.10.2023 06:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
🥺🥺🥺🥺 en el fondo sé q me quieres# !!!!!!
14.10.2023 06:42 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
lo q me da risa es que en twt a zizi le tengo quitado los rts KJJAJJAJKDSF PERO ACÁ NO PUEDO HACER ESO LPM
14.10.2023 06:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Mr Robot screenshot of elliot and darlene with a caption headline from The Onion: “Man With No Plans Just Too Exhausted To Go Out”
me every friday night
07.10.2023 01:58 — 👍 434 🔁 56 💬 9 📌 2
"ai is making it so everyone can make art"
everyone can make art dumbass it came free with your fucking humanity
22.09.2023 02:10 — 👍 13757 🔁 4145 💬 138 📌 90
A photo of a large species of bombus bumblebee in the northeastern US. The golden yellow and black bumblebee is facing left and feeding from a giant purple hyssop flower, which are indeed many purple flowers on a spiked inflorescence. The leaves are green and toothed.
A photo of a species of bombus bumblebee in the northeastern US. On the left, the fuzzy golden yellow and black bumblebee is nearly upside-down as it peeks into the mostly closed flower of a white turtlehead. The bee has a full, round orange corbicula, or pollen basket, on its rear leg. The white turtlehead is a strange flower that resembles a brown-lined mouth on a white flower that is somewhat the shape of a turtle's head. The unopened buds above are green with violet edges, and the green bases of the spent flowers below have a long brown "tongue" hanging out which is actually the dried pistil.
A photo of a very fuzzy species of bombus bumblebee in the northeastern US. The golden yellow and black bumblebee is seen from the back and is facing up and right, while feeding from a giant purple hyssop flower, which are indeed many purple flowers on a spiked inflorescence. The leaves are green and toothed.
A photo of a species of bombus bumblebee in the northeastern US. The bee has entered the flower of a great blue lobelia, and only the butt end of the bee is visibly hanging out. The bee has a full, round orange corbicula, or pollen basket, on its rear leg. The lobelia flowers are rich periwinkle in color with paler white stripes underneath. The flower that the bee has entered clearly has a curved style with a fuzzy looking white tip, that perfectly rubs on the bee's back fuzz, for the transfer of pollen.
get bumblebee'd
13.10.2023 15:23 — 👍 173 🔁 46 💬 3 📌 1
te voy a bloquear serás mi bloqueo en cielo azul
14.10.2023 06:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
por favor no me llenes la tl de porno acá también
14.10.2023 06:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
quería q mi primer post fuera yo declarando mi amor por mobei ah JKDKWKWKW
14.10.2023 06:28 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
horror movies arent scary. things like emails and schedules. those are scary.
12.10.2023 22:51 — 👍 727 🔁 120 💬 21 📌 5
Why should I care enough to read or behold something no one cared enough to actually make?
26.09.2023 16:44 — 👍 1410 🔁 532 💬 18 📌 31
I think the best response I've seen to AI anything has been, "Why should I bother reading something that nobody could be bothered to write"
01.10.2023 04:26 — 👍 7786 🔁 3126 💬 50 📌 102
hey babe remember our date here?
you don't?
are you feeling okay?
09.10.2023 18:31 — 👍 1554 🔁 272 💬 7 📌 5
we were mutuals in a past life
01.10.2023 12:12 — 👍 87 🔁 24 💬 1 📌 1
You shouldn’t have to work if there’s a bird outside you want to watch
28.09.2023 18:38 — 👍 2821 🔁 563 💬 55 📌 44
[reads about the most horrific things imaginable happening all over the world on a daily basis] I just don't know why I'm so anxious lately, lol
11.10.2023 22:01 — 👍 2723 🔁 684 💬 24 📌 27
Born too early for flying cars. Born too late for opium dens. Born just in time for the dumbest possible shit.
13.10.2023 18:18 — 👍 498 🔁 136 💬 19 📌 3
Hannibal (TV), 3 panels
1st panel: Will Graham seems to be praying Please don't wear a three-piece. Please don't wear a three-piece. Please don't wear a three-piece. Please don't wear a three-piece. Please don't wear a three-piece
2nd panel: Hannibal Lecter putting on a three-piece suit.
3rd panel: Will Graham face palm
#Hannibal #Hannigram #Fannibal
NO REASON EXCEPT THAT IT'S THURSDAY
12.10.2023 18:58 — 👍 43 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 0
a dog getting hit in the neck by a frisbee
this is how your email finds me
13.10.2023 13:16 — 👍 97 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 1
A crop of a digital illustration of a short furred torti cat facing the viewer. She has a yellow daisy sprouting from her left eye and ivy growing from around her shoulders. The piece is heavily green, black and yellow. The kitty looks calm.
Ivy and Daisy Kitty - Botanimal Pet Portrait
#artistonbluesky #art #illustration #iamnotsurewhattagtousehappyfridaythe13th
13.10.2023 16:41 — 👍 175 🔁 59 💬 2 📌 0
Black cat
13.10.2023 10:53 — 👍 245 🔁 33 💬 3 📌 3
A cafe au lait dahlia gently bathed by the sunset in a fight between lights and shadows. It is cream and pinked coloured.
One of my cafe au lait dahlia under the sunset to end this hectic day. 🌱
Have a relaxing evening! 🫶✨
13.10.2023 18:30 — 👍 173 🔁 15 💬 11 📌 0
Bright pink flowers. I do not remember what I planted 💀
Bright pink flowers
Flowers for the skyline 🌸🌱
13.10.2023 21:49 — 👍 33 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0