Logan’s Jog (like Logan’s Run, but I jog)

Me: hey siri, say “negaverse” from Sailor Moon
Siri: ne-gaaayverse

Me: lololol I hate you but go off sis 👏🏼 i gotta go wield this ne-gaaaay force and do brunch brb

Life is a mystery. But so am I.
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The crazy pornographic video I just made did not compare to the stoned mvp highlight I just had on Rivals.

Lordt it was like a cat was playing.

But I’m a seeerious goose.

It has come to my attention that I’m just a cutie patootie and no one can tell me shit. Soz about it.

Buffy Sarah Michelle Gellar GIF ALT: Buffy Sarah Michelle Gellar GIF

Stake night. :D

That’s my arm!

You damn well know that was a liberal conspiracy. Lolololo. Jk jk.

Sa saaaa sa saaaaAAAAAA

Can someone buy me a heckin top notch pot and pan set plz? I lost them in the divorce and honestly, it’s one of the few things I truly miss.

Oh, and a dude to date who understands boundaries and has chest hair that pops out the collar. That would be cool.

A tattoo of a pickle cosplaying as sailor moon.

She is my religion.

So much love in my lil ol heart for everyone at that table. 🥰

Is this what’s called a bloomf meet up? @logansjog.bsky.social @zerojokes.bsky.social @cohete.bsky.social @davidtalaski.bsky.social

That and breathing was what I was thinking lol

Velvet is better than plastic tbh.

I was explicitly not tagging y’all just in case it was incognito time. Lol.

Aye aye captain! I don’t do well with slow burns so my attention gets shot quickly. But I’ll make the full effort soon!

Arium! Citypop albums spinning give it such a vibe

Bbcake. I’m always down to get stoned. Hehe.

I still have not made it all the way through this movie and maybe this is the sign I needed take it happen.

I heard she’s… busy.

You, too, can hang out in Portland! Put your heart and faith in Sailor Moon and she will guide the way.

I know religion is terrible and gross but goddang I love the idea of Lordt Mother Queen Serenity.

Haha yessir. It’s a jam picked trip. I’m going to go to my favorite plant store and buy some much tax-free stuff. I come down pretty often :D

This morning I awoke, removed the adorable eye crusties from my balls - my eye balls - and started to pack my bag for a weekend getaway to Portland.

Figured y’all were just needed to know my eye crusties are cute— nay, they are ✨kawaii✨. Like meeeeeee.

Govnah. 🥹

Agreed. They’re giving me props when leadership ain’t haha