Logan’s Jog (like Logan’s Run, but I jog)

Thank yoooou. I wasn’t sure what to wear to the event! Zach had a really cool chain piece that I wish I got more of in the photo. It was super mega cool.

We went to a fancy erotic art fest opening mixer thing. It was fun and Zach had work in the show!

Chaotic sexy. 🤔

Oh, no. Okay, this is gauche.

😍

Nope. It’s flattering.

Trio of cuties earlier in the day, if I recall.

I have rad friends. FYI.

👉🏼👈🏼

Hell yeah. I want to put a concerted effort into bouldering again.

You dang well know I don’t understand the words you just said. But I feel I can safely assume it was praise….cause I’m good boy. Mwahaha lol. Ugh

I bet you say that to every guy you meet. Lol. Jk jk… kinda. Lol.

Don’t worry, bbcake. You’re going to outlive me. But I now feel like that’s more a threat than a comfort…

Hell yeah, I agreeeeee

Hi @zerojokes.bsky.social I just learned how to tag people fr fr. 😏

Also next month I’ll be forty… tutu.

I love it so much. Like. Oh my glob.

Sometimes I feel like a lil silly goose. But like, a cutie patootie silly goose with a good attitudie.

Stoned thots by Loooogan: ever been peeing and been like omg will this ever end? Like, does Poseidon live in my bladder, wtf. 🤔

Logan, a wood nymph, enjoying an alcoholic beverage among the plants.

It’s a hehe-I’m-a-wood-nymph and margarita night while blasting sad boy SZA. I’m broke, divorced, and lacking emotional connection. AND I’m also pretty fucking cool and have shed my imposter syndrome somehow.

So you know, I’m still winning.

Not one single day passes where I do not think of this and chuckle.

Me: hey siri, say “negaverse” from Sailor Moon
Siri: ne-gaaayverse

Me: lololol I hate you but go off sis 👏🏼 i gotta go wield this ne-gaaaay force and do brunch brb

Life is a mystery. But so am I.
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The crazy pornographic video I just made did not compare to the stoned mvp highlight I just had on Rivals.

Lordt it was like a cat was playing.

But I’m a seeerious goose.

It has come to my attention that I’m just a cutie patootie and no one can tell me shit. Soz about it.

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Stake night. :D

That’s my arm!

You damn well know that was a liberal conspiracy. Lolololo. Jk jk.