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Slamming my overnight glass of water at 2:30am after the ice has thinned out a bit and made the glass that perfect temp, is nothing short of orgasmic. Ice water sitting in an insulated cup for hours just hits different.

02.03.2026 08:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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02.03.2026 00:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

DUNCAN I WILL GUIDE YOU THROUGH SKYRIM AND ASK ANY QUESTIONS YOU HAVE.

01.03.2026 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Like imagine you’re out in the woods, and you encounter a giant bear. So you just pull your pants down and let him absolutely raw dog your hole and fire a load off deep in your ass. The gun doesn’t have anything to do with this scenario, just food for thought.

01.03.2026 21:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also $3 a round, woof.

01.03.2026 21:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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What if I get pushed back by the shot??

01.03.2026 21:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Forgot I invited my aunt over to meet Po at 2 and ughhhhhhh

01.03.2026 18:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

His attempt to get up just turned into sleeping on his other side.

01.03.2026 16:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

1000000% accurate description of this photo.

01.03.2026 14:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He sure does a lot of eating and hibernating. It’s possible.

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01.03.2026 14:12 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

He makes for a great area rug.

01.03.2026 14:00 — 👍 28 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0

Today is a good day.

…to order a Taurus Raging Hunter 5” in .500 S&W magnum. I need a wrist wrecking range queen.

01.03.2026 13:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The boy do be ‘eepin

01.03.2026 04:43 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just over 5mo old, and this chunko is already a whole ass unit of puppy.

I have a vet appt for Maynard tomorrow for a rabies shot, because the one they gave him a month ago had a recall, and apparently they just gave him a saline injection. Like, really?

01.03.2026 03:10 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s just a handle on a bowl.

01.03.2026 02:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don’t you be growing none of that satans kale in there now

01.03.2026 02:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

She’s a real basket case

01.03.2026 02:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Brain is getting turnt the fuck off tonight, and time for some drinks. Although that was my plan for last Saturday, and I ended up passing out on the living room floor while petting dogs at 7:30. So here’s to a better job drinking tonight.

01.03.2026 00:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Reef tank when??

28.02.2026 23:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe in a month after all this mess is over lol

28.02.2026 23:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Fuck it, just fill my hole with piss water” was not on my bingo card for something I’d say at work today.

28.02.2026 22:47 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

12.5 hours a day, 6 days a week. Yuuuup.

28.02.2026 22:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That looks way better than work, that’s for sure.

28.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sigh

28.02.2026 19:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I know the feeling

28.02.2026 17:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also great for ice, keep your drinks cool in the summer so you can sip n shit.

28.02.2026 09:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nothing but respect there, I like to toe the line.

28.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congrats!

28.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(Side note: the hand sanitizer was the joke here, dear god no, never)

27.02.2026 23:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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