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Gameday! After needlessly dropping points v Leeds & Burnley, we truly need to come to party later. Strictly NO:
- Red Card FC
- One good half FC
- Backwards/Sidewards passing FC
Please & thanks πŸ™πŸ™πŸ’™ #ArsChe #PremierLeague #coyb #utc #ktbffh

01.03.2026 10:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump confirms US has launched 'major combat' operations in Iran, as explosions reported in Tehran
Israeli Defence Minister Israel Katz says Israel launched a "pre-emptive" attack and has declared a state of emergency in Israel.

Trump confirms US has launched 'major combat' operations in Iran, as explosions reported in Tehran Israeli Defence Minister Israel Katz says Israel launched a "pre-emptive" attack and has declared a state of emergency in Israel.

FIFA Peace Prize Winner declares new war

28.02.2026 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 584    πŸ” 142    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 15
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a group of people are sitting next to each other with their eyes closed and the words `` unbelievable '' above them . ALT: a group of people are sitting next to each other with their eyes closed and the words `` unbelievable '' above them .

Jokes on us, I suppose. All those names linked with the #CFCW sporting director role… only for them to hand it to someone who, from the looks of it, seems like the absolute wrong person.

27.02.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There was a time journos would report the big front of shirt deal was imminent but even they've stopped believing the lies. πŸ˜‚

26.02.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've said it before but Caicedo is fundamentally a scruffy tackler. He gets a lot of man, almost by design, and when that doesn't result in ball it's a foul.

For us specifically this is a terrible contrast to Kante who was incredibly clean at stealing the ball without the player even noticing.

24.02.2026 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Trump Vows to Use β€˜Even Stronger’ Methods to Keep His Tariffs: β€˜I Can Destroy’ a Country "But I am allowed to cut off any and all trade or business with that same country. In other words, I can destroy the trade. I can destroy the country!"

And he IS destroying a country ...

OUR COUNTRY ...THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

IGNORING OUR LAWS
IGNORING OUR CONSTITUTION

A PEDOPHILE ...
BUILDING A DICTATORSHIP
BUILDING AN AUTOCRACY
BACKED BY AN OLIGARCHY

An oligarchy of pedophiles
protecting the king pedophile they put in our White House

22.02.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 830    πŸ” 305    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 27

Bring us luck Bridge πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™

21.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Chelsea news: Will Nicolas Jackson play for the Blues next season? Chelsea news: Will Nicolas Jackson play for the Blues next season?

All options being assessed for Nicolas Jackson as it is near-certain Bayern Munich won't make his loan spell permanent.

Maresca's departure increases chances of a return but with Emegha to join, alongside Delap and Joao Pedro, there may not be space.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

17.02.2026 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5
Tosin Adarabioyo						2028
Yisa Alao						2028
Genesis Antwi						2028 (+2)
Chris Atherton						2028
Kobe Barbour						2028
Freddy Bernal						2028
Trevoh Chalobah						2028 (+1)
Marc Cucurella						2028
Ted Curd						2028
Mathis Eboue						2028
Chizzy Ezenwata						2028
Jacob Hall						2028
Reece James						2028
Ryan Kavuma-McQueen						2028
Harrison McMahon						2028
Max Merrick						2028
Ibrahim Rabbaj						2028
Lewi Richards						2028
Teddy Sharman-Lowe						2028
Isago Silva						2028
Gabriel Slonina						2028
Reggie Walsh						2028
Josh Acheampong							2029
Levi Colwill							2029 (+1)
Jesse Derry							2029
Axel Disasi							2029
David Datro Fofana							2029 (+1)
Wesley Fofana							2029
Marc Guiu							2029 (+1)

Tosin Adarabioyo 2028 Yisa Alao 2028 Genesis Antwi 2028 (+2) Chris Atherton 2028 Kobe Barbour 2028 Freddy Bernal 2028 Trevoh Chalobah 2028 (+1) Marc Cucurella 2028 Ted Curd 2028 Mathis Eboue 2028 Chizzy Ezenwata 2028 Jacob Hall 2028 Reece James 2028 Ryan Kavuma-McQueen 2028 Harrison McMahon 2028 Max Merrick 2028 Ibrahim Rabbaj 2028 Lewi Richards 2028 Teddy Sharman-Lowe 2028 Isago Silva 2028 Gabriel Slonina 2028 Reggie Walsh 2028 Josh Acheampong 2029 Levi Colwill 2029 (+1) Jesse Derry 2029 Axel Disasi 2029 David Datro Fofana 2029 (+1) Wesley Fofana 2029 Marc Guiu 2029 (+1)

This is everyone with a contract expiring on 2 or 3 years which is probably the renewal time for many of them. We've heard a lot about Cucurella and way less about James and Trev.

17.02.2026 10:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pam Bondi: "There is no evidence that Donald Trump has committed a crime."

Rep Lieu: "You just lied under oath."

Bondi: "Don't you ever accuse me of a crime."

Lieu: "This is all on videotape... I’m showing you evidence."

#OpDeathEaters #EpsteinCoverup #EpsteinFiles

13.02.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1293    πŸ” 424    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 16

Bring us luck Bridge πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™

10.02.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Sammy K 🧐🧐🧐 #CFCW

09.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's say I have my concerns, per @mclachbot.com

03.02.2026 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god, they're going to talk themselves into Lavia being back as an excuse to not fix midfield depth this Jan

30.01.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible

30.01.2026 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 19192    πŸ” 3951    πŸ’¬ 237    πŸ“Œ 168

Joe Shields is out there, watching, waiting

30.01.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bring us luck Bridge πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™

31.01.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Full Time: Norwich 1-3 Chelsea. Made to work hard for it, the Blues fell behind early but an own goal restored parity before Grimwade and eventually Ezenwata secured a win that sees them go six points clear at the top of the league with a game in hand.

31.01.2026 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Think we're going to need it, again πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™

24.01.2026 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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H O M E πŸ‘πŸ’™

24.01.2026 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bring us luck Bridge πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™

24.01.2026 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Good to see them getting excuses in early. Tho hopefully that forces then to recall Jackson as one of the few easy options available.

13.01.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you want see how a full back makes a recovering slide tackle …

13.01.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Following the shambolic treatment of Chelsea fans after the Charlton game last night the Chelsea Supporters Trust has written to the MET Police to share our concerns. If you have evidence please forward it to us.

11.01.2026 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Enzo Maresca leaves Chelsea after holding talks over Manchester City move Enzo Maresca has left Chelsea after 18 months in charge at Stamford Bridge, with tensions behind the scenes damaging his relationships within the club

Pssst! Wanna good job? Β£4.2m a year and given 18 months to see if you can do it or not. Football is a parallel universe to reality. Chelsea manager goes for failing to have the tactical nouse of a serious fan bit.ly/3YQla7x

02.01.2026 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a note to say all is okay with former Chelsea legend Dan Petrescu and he doesn't have cancer (following reports).

03.01.2026 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
01.01.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not one bit ashamed to say - I've arrived at the checking for news of his sacking stage. He's just not good enough. His selections, game management, style of football - none of it. We're in trouble if we don't Q for CL - our low-ball wages won't attract any top strikers etc.

31.12.2025 09:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t fret.
It’s Tosin & Badiashile v Haaland next.
With Gusto at LB….

30.12.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maresca now carefully managing his own minutes post-match

30.12.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0