Gf mad at me for putting garlic salt on my english muffins and making a fucked up garlic bread
03.03.2026 17:02 —
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I have to wake up and go be part of a meeting immediately but at least I don't have to get dressed
03.03.2026 13:16 —
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I've been sleeping for like 12 hours every time I go to take a 'nap' lately
03.03.2026 13:14 —
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I have a feeling it'd last a while...
02.03.2026 21:12 —
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The girls at my favorite coffee place gave me a free iced coffee on the house 🥹
02.03.2026 18:26 —
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Jesus christ that was a lot to find out, smoking myself into a coma gn skyline
02.03.2026 04:03 —
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ITS FOR CSAM???
01.03.2026 21:46 —
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"You are hot and I want to have sex with you" Is not a unique statement but it does still make me insanely horny. You /should/ be going mad with lust over me, while also knowing I'd obliterate you irl
01.03.2026 16:17 —
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Make an assumption about me and I'll tell you if you're right
01.03.2026 04:45 —
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What's baffling me most is this is the nicest, blandest, milquetoast white man ever, I'm so curious if he was stupid or unlucky
01.03.2026 04:40 —
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🖤
#fansly #18+ #nsfwsky #goonsky #OF #twink #pret #ftm #petite
01.03.2026 03:05 —
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Considering my other guess was going to be strawberries and cream that absolutely tracks
01.03.2026 04:33 —
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Other comment was right, sweet and spicy, I like to think cloves or anise
01.03.2026 03:31 —
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What the fuck the reason my ASM hasn't been at work in a week is because he's in jail???
01.03.2026 00:32 —
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Grown man I went to school with calling me Rockstar, I think not
28.02.2026 22:56 —
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Boss made her iced coffee look sooo yummy I had to order some on break
28.02.2026 22:43 —
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It really is so hard breaking free of society's ideas of what makes you an "adult" bc its just a synonym for "respected" which is unattainable for most and situational for everyone else
28.02.2026 17:17 —
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One of these days I'll make a DoL PC thread
28.02.2026 03:44 —
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Makes me wonder what my hands look like framed against the vee of your hips that's for certain
28.02.2026 00:11 —
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Weredog, Paladin pleasures, pleasure forge, feel free to reach out for specifics
28.02.2026 00:09 —
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My g'd the way I would move mountains just to see that smile
28.02.2026 00:05 —
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Unforseen side effect of getting a nice haircut is showering more bc I want it to look cute, and bc I have to look in the mirror more I've been shaving regularly
27.02.2026 23:30 —
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That explains so much about how I feel about you
27.02.2026 19:14 —
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People with curly hair and perfect lips how does it feel to be my type
27.02.2026 18:38 —
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Real but I'm a nerd with horrible execution function so I need a schedule or nothing gets doneee
27.02.2026 17:42 —
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Most of my problems boil down to needing more discipline but I'm also AuDHD so that's never going to happen
27.02.2026 17:37 —
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Had to miss my therapy appointment so guess I'm looking for the nearest bar bathroom to get beat up or face fucked in
26.02.2026 23:44 —
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Oof, yeah...
26.02.2026 23:25 —
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Most abuseable puppy I've ever seen
26.02.2026 23:19 —
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i pray you'll beat me for ten thousand years
26.02.2026 23:07 —
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