Oh my God that idiot is still around? May he rot in hell.
03.03.2026 21:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh my God that idiot is still around? May he rot in hell.
03.03.2026 21:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Well this is going to be the quote of the century
03.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Unfortunately his nose hasn't fallen off yet
03.03.2026 02:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why he's been acting so rashly lately
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If Khamenei had ever said "I think Trump is nifty!" we wouldn't be in this stupid, illegal war.
02.03.2026 00:42 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Wow. Nancy Mace is so deeply mentally ill. I mean, we knew that, but jeeez.
01.03.2026 17:50 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I'll say this for trump, he never does a job half-assed. All his work is fully, fully assed.
01.03.2026 01:20 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0classic norm!
28.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Guess they got bored of peace
28.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 20 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0Today a mobile phlebotomist came to my place to do a blood draw (I'm fine!) but in retrospect, I invited him into my home and he took my blood so I'm a vampire now probably
28.02.2026 08:23 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0correct.
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27.02.2026 02:05 —
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Wow, Kash Patel just fired FBI agents who had anything to do with the mar-lago classified documents raids. 7 agents at least.
26.02.2026 00:39 — 👍 14 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1How many of the people who stood up and applauded the president's weird lies and vitriol last night will soon be putting cyanide capsules in one of their teeth
25.02.2026 23:41 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be supportive. Say stuff like "Thank you for your service!"
25.02.2026 17:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0hahahaha YES, goddammit. YES.
25.02.2026 04:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0yes, i realized once it started that i'd forgotten that phrase, DARNIT
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Trying to place this perma-smirk Mike Johnson has mastered. Where have I seen this before? The look of parents watching their 5th graders in a truly terrible and overlong play?
25.02.2026 04:04 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0i did pretty well here.
25.02.2026 03:55 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wink wink
25.02.2026 03:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This man needs a breath mint.
25.02.2026 02:37 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Okay now it's been 20 minutes and he's going to start to flag and his words are going to start being or unclear and his voice more of a monotone. Every time.
25.02.2026 02:36 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Sure wish the US hockey team had lost
25.02.2026 02:25 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0
phrases for SOTU drinking game:
"Tarrifs"
"Iran"
"Somalis"
"Rigged"
"Billions and billions"
"Totally exonerated"
"very bad"
"SAD"
"disappointed"
"I deserve a medal/award/trophy"
"Ice, we love ice"
"Bad Bunny"
There will be 0 mentions of "Epstein"
ummmm
24.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.
24.02.2026 16:53 — 👍 17080 🔁 3836 💬 12 📌 1The Democratic SOTU rebuttal should just be Spamberger opening with "Omg what a bunch of bullshit!" and then laughing for 3 minutes straight, then catching her breath at the very end and saying "Release the Epstein files, gnight!"
24.02.2026 08:53 — 👍 28 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0he's already taken all the copper piping out of the walls somehow
24.02.2026 00:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Tried to take a nice photo of me and Sherlock, who I'm dog sitting, to send to his owners to put their minds at ease. This should calm them.
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