Accomplishment Simulation Enthusiast

“The tide goes in, the tide goes out. You can’t explain that! So we’re gonna destroy it.”

“I clearly meant to say we’re disposing of nuclear waste on the moon. And by the moon, I meant under your kid’s elementary schools.”

The color is exquisite. I’m sure it’s an overall pleasure to drive.

They see the dipshittery on display across the pond and decided, “hey, I’d like that boot to step on my face”, did they? I mean, okay then.

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I know how folks feel about “AI” and the slop that’s produced with it, but I have a friend who makes beautiful art with it, and he’s got a chance to show his stuff later this year at the Saatchi Gallery in London. Check it out, maybe help him get there? Thank you!

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@gailsimone.bsky.social , paging @gailsimone.bsky.social, stat! I’d love to read your take on this.

Time to throw the whole lady away.

You and my mom’s wife. But she also thinks Cantinflas is the height of comedy, so…

Can’t be a mob boss without a mob, and that can be a fickle thing to ride herd on for long.

Facts mean your opinions might be wrong sometimes, and that you’d have to work to correct that. Some folks out there just can’t have that. I could have easily (easily!) been one of those but for the people that cared enough to confront me and my dumb opinions and helped me to grow and learn.

SCIENCE: the atoms in your body have existed for billions of years and you are just their latest form

ME: so even atoms make mistakes

Soon to be Baker’s dozin’.

Grinding Nemo? I’m sure it’s for someone.

Howdy, howdy howdy!

A short meditation on hope:

How does that oxygen thief tie his own shoelaces?

I think the president just plainly stating that he's firing the person who produces economic data because he doesn't like the numbers officially pushes us into a new era where you just can't believe government data anymore.

And just remember folks, if they can massage numbers like this for short term gain, and they’ve shut down lots of independent sources of data, what’s to stop them from flat-out fabricating other measures of wellness in our country? We’re going to learn the hard way why things were the way they were.

Will it help us find your dignity?

How many floors is he gonna have to crap on to come up with that kind of money?

Hear me out, what about making a croquette monsieur? Or madame? I think I need to attempt this.

I thought that was a disfigured thumb with a Bugle on it at first.

At this point I just assume Georgie boy is happy with his tax cuts and like the rest of his wealthy pals he won’t lift a finger.

Does that mean Rural Area Delivery of Information and Organization? If so, I agree, but that’s a longer-term project. Decades of bad economy, etc., to unwind. As for candidates, couldn’t say in that area. I don’t usually know/tune in until after summer.

“We can’t ban Congressional stock trading because it might inhibit the king” says the man who claims to jack off to the constitution.

Many things, in my opinion. More rural, dependent on extraction economies (logging, in particular) and a lot of those places were devastated when things like logging started to go away. Lots of anger at spotted owl habitat kinds of things, seen as govt overreach. Dems=govt to them, so dems bad.

The ability to get elected in that CD. It is a very right-leaning district and she resonates with voters there enough to get Ds, indys and lean Rs to vote for her, and even then just barely squeaks past the worst R candidates. There aren’t enough purely D voters there to carry someone to the left.

I don’t know if she does, but I also don’t know if you’re going to get a candidate to the left of MGP in that district that’ll be viable in the general. I’m not in that CD but I’ve spent an awful lot of time there, and the fact we get even that is something of a marvel to me.

Washington state.

We do, even though the incumbent (D) congresscritter will be a tough out. Worse comes to worst, we can hopefully force them to tack left from their current position.