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My bones hurt #CoolTapes

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brain rot star trek got "six-seven of nine"

07.03.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

You should listen to the rest of the album, also

06.03.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Gorillaz - The Sad God ft. Black Thought, Ajay Prasanna and Anoushka Shankar
YouTube video by Gorillaz Gorillaz - The Sad God ft. Black Thought, Ajay Prasanna and Anoushka Shankar

Oh no, The Sad God made me sad #CoolTapes

06.03.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Swanboy’s sense of self actualisation is something we should all aspire to @bransonreese.bsky.social

04.03.2026 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There is a cat in the unit next door to dog unit, but they don’t look out the window as much. Gray cat

04.03.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh huh, the dog people moved out of the unit across the street. Good for them, that dog looked bored out of their gourd. But, now I can't look and see what the dog's doing

03.03.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Not looking forward to taking them down some day, but, that's future me's problem. What an oaf

28.02.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't find the instructional video for the curtain rod holders but it more or less says "yeah just screw 'em into the wall with a screwdriver and you're done" and my experience has been the diametric opposite

28.02.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Put up some more curtains

28.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
27.02.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 450    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

there's a new trend among young people called "microliving" they close their eyes for a few seconds and experience a rich and fulfilling life from start to finish in their minds. birth. friendship. love. heartbreak. joy. loss. grief. death. but how does this affect their productivity at work

25.02.2026 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3272    πŸ” 707    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 22
Some kinda leaf blight

Some kinda leaf blight

It does have some sort of blight on its biggest leaf, which, I dunno if I overlooked that at the store or what, but, something to look into

24.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A leafy plant next to a window

A leafy plant next to a window

Gonna see if I can keep a plant alive

24.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Link and Malon from Ocarina of Time, middle aged.

Link and Malon from Ocarina of Time, middle aged.

Talon from Ocarina of Time but much older. He got a cucco on his head.

Talon from Ocarina of Time but much older. He got a cucco on his head.

It's been like 28-29 years since Ocarina if Time came out, so here's Link, Malon and Talon 28-29 years later:

22.02.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 132    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Winds Suck Dicks

Winds Suck Dicks

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

21.02.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 11236    πŸ” 3341    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 107

Like it did warm my shriveling heart. And also I laughed

22.02.2026 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nirvana the band the show the movie the review: made me feel good, made me laugh

22.02.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

tbt when i read that post to actual damon albarn www.vulture.com/2021/11/damo...

20.02.2026 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3704    πŸ” 1081    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 22
The Klingon Duras sisters, B'etor and Lursa, drawn in the style of Beavis & Butt-head

The Klingon Duras sisters, B'etor and Lursa, drawn in the style of Beavis & Butt-head

recently watched an episode of Star Trek TNG with the Duras sisters, so I'm reposting this thing I drew in 2022

19.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2126    πŸ” 552    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 14
MINNEAPOLIS: This Friday, Saturday and Sunday, the Trylon Cinema is showing our restoration of GWEN

MINNEAPOLIS: This Friday, Saturday and Sunday, the Trylon Cinema is showing our restoration of GWEN

MINNEAPOLIS: This Friday, Saturday and Sunday, the Trylon Cinema is showing our restoration of GWEN

MINNEAPOLIS: This Friday, Saturday and Sunday, the Trylon Cinema is showing our restoration of GWEN

MINNEAPOLIS: This Friday, Saturday and Sunday, the Trylon Cinema is showing our restoration of GWEN AND THE BOOK OF SAND as part of its series, "The Art of Insurgence: '80s Animated Sci-Fantasy." Support cinema, support micro-cinemas! https://www.trylon.org/film/gwen-and-the-book-of-sand/

19.02.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Wow, look at the roads. They are bad

19.02.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Smells like rain

18.02.2026 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
'Dancing The Charlie Rose' short film A short segment I directed as part of a friend's pilot.
17.02.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

By law this should be the only pick up Truck you are allowed to drive

16.02.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 743    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 6

you take the blue pill, and you'll become drowsy, then wake up in your bed. in addition to relieving your headache, fever, and cough.

you take the red pill, you experience relief for those same symptoms. but you won't get sleepy

08.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 270    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, this Valentine’s Day, I monkeyed around with my 3DS and started a new game of PokΓ©mon Black Version 2 ✌🏻

14.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Saw a cardinal, perchin'

13.02.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Graffiti of a whale on the side of a cargo rail car. Caption reads β€œCLANS OF THR ALPHANE MOON”

Graffiti of a whale on the side of a cargo rail car. Caption reads β€œCLANS OF THR ALPHANE MOON”

Clans of the Alphane Moon

07.02.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I learned that subtitles for video can be stored in a file separate from the video with the extension .ass. And I wanted to watch some Furuhata Ninzaburo and saw that one of the episodes is called "Dirty King". And I sadly also learned that dirtyking.ass is an invalid domain name

04.02.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0