Sebastian Girner

*hurling my drunk ass at the screen when that ratfuk Petrus of Thorolund shows his face

The cover of PARTISAN by Garth Ennis and Steve Epting, with colors by Jodie Bellaire, from TKO Studios. Above the title is a blonde Russian woman with a rifle, and below, an ominous B&W image of Nazis on the move with tanks and dogs.

Got my hands on this and cannot wait to read it. Apparently it was released with absolutely no fanfare, which is a crime, since I've heard that Garth allegedly says it's the best thing he's ever written, and you can see right on the cover that BKV says it's one of the best graphic novels ever…

Spending most of my daily allotment of “communicates with tempered rage” points on not filling my Senate Rep’s voicemail with expletives so just heads up anyone who has a work call with me today.

I have lost the key to cabinet I keep my Steamdeck in so I am 3 days into extreme Silksong withdrawal, meaning I’m much chiller, thumbs aren’t cramping in agony, and I’m using on average 85% less profanity.

Put a gun to my head and I couldn’t give you a compelling Batman pitch I’d want to write BUT can I interest you in a miniseries about one of his lesser-known villain’s called “Bookworm” whose superpower is he’s a nerd, who finds the Necronomicon in a vault beneath Gotham City?

My kid demanded a “Spooky Puppet Show” for bedtime so I’m sending Grover and Elmo into the House of Leaves. Your wish is my command, little man!

Read the original pitch of this project a ways back and every single page made say “woah” out loud. Absolute banger.

*moments after you’ve ask the hypnotist to help you stop thinking about making comics ever second of every day.

Evening stroll in the park. Guy on an electric unicycle and a helmet done up in Christmas lights zooms past a group of people huddled around a digital campfire. Someone turned the William Gibson Dial up to 11 I see.

My serious pitch for a big budget Warhammer 40K movie isn’t to try and do it “in universe” but as a high stakes political thriller set it in a near-future where ALL global conflict is resolved by nations fielding 20,000 point miniature armies and having it out.

It’s the best, my personal “summer of 69” nostalgia game (I was bedridden with pneumonia for weeks and weeks right when it dropped.)

Apply for a chance to hear me go on and on about BERSERK (and also make comics with us and stuff!)

Oh great. Now I gotta replay this again for the second time this year…

Gonna pitch a Silksong licensed comics where you start reading and it’s great and then slowly the pages get progressively harder and harder to turn and you’re struggling and then a guy in a paper mache big costume just shows up and tries to keep you from reading it.

I’ve already beaten all the Silksong bosses that are getting nerfed via patch. I’ll continue to sit at the big boy table at the Real Gamers Bar.

Heading to the airport to fly to a comic con and I’m very excited for 10 uninterrupted hours in the sky to get some work done. 👌

This is so videogame-y I demand that someone find a bigger shotgun soon. Then a chain gun. Then a rocket launcher. Cyborg guy skipped ahead and got the energy weapon early in a secret area.

*watching Alien Earth, Xenomorph plunges second mouth into a dude’s head sending gore and brains splattering all over, screams, cacophony

Me: “Man, I haven’t seen Ice Age in like 20 years…”

Taking a personal day to spend with my kid. 10 min chatting with other dads on this playground and I’ve got one reconsidering Predator 2 and saying he’ll watch it tonight. Still got it!

After 30 plus years of typing on a computer daily I only just noticed which fingers I use on a keyboard:

Left hand: index, middle, ring
Right hand: index, pinky

This is liable to drive me insane…

The Gang's All Here

Heading to the beach to pull a reverse Charles Atlas ad & kick sand at buffed-out beach bros to embarrass them in front of their dates.

I haven’t read any Marvel Aliens stuff but are they doing the Aliens 3 thing where a Xenomorph inherits certain genetic traits from the organism it chest burst from?

Wolverine’s healing factor alone means he could survive multiple birthing cycles. Healing factor aliens? Game over man.

I did last year. Sales-wise a little slow (I only had like 2 books tho). It’s decent sized and good “comics to not-comics stuff” ratio.

So, I was laid off by my job this week after 13 years.

Not only that, but it happened as bills from my recent heart attack-related medical visits come due.

Because of that, I'm doing a big sale for SKTCHD/Off Panel related things, so now's a good time to subscribe if you can...because I need it!

I love extreme metal bands because it’s always darkest, saddest, grimmest, most beyond-all-light funeral apocalypse gloom audio assault on all of God’s creation but also “hey, our band logo is a little Christmas tree!”

3d printed venom running

3d printed venom running

Longtime internet friend @shanehillman.bsky.social surprised me with this 3d printed hand painted figure of a venom drawing I did awhile back. Turned out great

Drawing of Krypto and Superman flying

The late, great Charlie, a large white dog standing next to a chair with a tuxedo cat on it, looking goofy

Superman petting Krypto, who puts a paw on his arm

Me lying on a big leather couch at an Airbnb with Charlie splayed out on top of me looking like Krypto

I have a MAJOR grievance with Superman (2025)—Krypto is SUPPOSED to look like Charlie

Also "seldomly" is not a word, Clark

Aside from that it was mostly really great

They don’t have to make do? They have unprecedented access to all the original films, comics, even the ancient radio dramas if they want to. They just have less chance of discovering / engaging it in a meaningful way because every single interaction with culture must be monetized to the max now.