Bubblegum 🏳️‍⚧️ ➡️FC26

Screenshot of an online message board: “everyone has a minimum of One (1) Funny Little Animal inside of them. Some people have a handful more, some have tens, or even hundreds, but everyone, everyone, EVERYone has at least a single funky lil critter inside them.” text in bold: “if you do not have a funky little critter inside you, you will be issued one from stores.” text with increasing levels of boldness: “You don't want the rental. You don't want the rental. YOU DO NOT WANT THE RENTAL.” “Spraying out the awful tricolor mismatch rental fursona with the bowling shoe spray.” An image, of a plush animal with a smug goofy face. Its fur is colored like an old bowling alley shoe. They have a speech bubble, saying “put your foot in me UwU” Bottom text: “I’m calling them Lentil the Rental”

if you dont already have a fursona, you WILL be provided with one

yea i *totes* get that, just wanting the baseline to have a lil less of that bass in it

only if its a *sticky, melty*, gooey dog tho.

stealing big sis’s shoes so i can sniff >>>

go for it!! this reminds me that i got to get back to voice training

but god would it be so nice to not have to constantly try

What people think Therians are: I am going to literally go for a walk naked an shit in your yard and fuck an actual dog

What Therians are actually like: A trans girl smoking weed and then going "I'm ouppy" and rolling around on the floor

this air bud reboot is the hot new direction it needed

no rule in the rulebook that says a puppygirl cant play basketball. no of course she wont make the team - look at her. shes pathetic. she cant even run up and down the court that well. look at those tits and hips shes basically just a mascot. god everyone in attendance is gonna want to fuck that dog

meowwww thankiesss !! i go between sabertooth candy kitten and rubber puppymutt thing :3

awawawa awoooooooo

today is type day where a girl should be a rubber drone instead of going to work

its so sooo good !

also idk if that’s the character’s natural fur color, but its giving the impression that the color is being sucked out of their body by the crystal

and, yeah. thatsreallyhot

pweaaaase can yoo match my fweak 👉👈

promotion without a raise is WILD

like “heres a bunch more stuff youre responsible for now, dont fuck it up or we’ll be upset. Also we’re not gonna make it worth your while either.”

awww another black and white rubber mutt !!

hang on,, you’re GORGEOUS

A collage of group chat screenshots, over a background image of a T-shirt. The texts say: Blue Bubble: “talk me outta it” Grey Bubble: “puppy you should get it actually” Grey: “Why would i?? Get it” Blue: “for $22 tho?” Grey: “OMGGGG BUT ITS CUNTYYY” Grey: “YES.” Grey: “that’s a a steal for a tshirt nowadays!” Grey: “Nah you should get it” Grey: (Out of context) “I won two categories, and I hate to say but i hope you bought the shirt”

A closeup of the shirt, which is olive drab with white text on it. The text says “DIRTY HOOKER fishing gear”. The shirt also has a silhouette of a woman pole dancing on an oversized fishing hook.

THE ONE WHO GOT AWAY
(a fumble of catastrophic proportions, 2026)

A collage of group chat screenshots, over a background image of a T-shirt. The texts say: Blue Bubble: “talk me outta it” Grey Bubble: “puppy you should get it actually” Grey: “Why would i?? Get it” Blue: “for $22 tho?” Grey: “OMGGGG BUT ITS CUNTYYY” Grey: “YES.” Grey: “that’s a a steal for a tshirt nowadays!” Grey: “Nah you should get it” Grey: (Out of context) “I won two categories, and I hate to say but i hope you bought the shirt”

A closeup of the shirt, which is olive drab with white text on it. The text says “DIRTY HOOKER fishing gear”. The shirt also has a silhouette of a woman pole dancing on an oversized fishing hook.

THE ONE WHO GOT AWAY
(a fumble of catastrophic proportions, 2026)

im like wayyyyyy down by the border ^~^

tbf i checked a map and theres a few spots, but nothing like back in the bay

idk if its more wild that you can get boba in texas, or that the only place selling boba is whattaburger

this has BIG farraguts energy, i gotta get back to chicago asap

girl chode here we come

what happens if i take the penis ensmallment + the penis enbigger pills together ?

idk if its more wild that you can get boba in texas, or that the only place selling boba is whattaburger

photo of a strip mall, with a building sign that says “ $ EZ PAWN”

easy pawin

photo of a strip mall, with a building sign that says “ $ EZ PAWN”

easy pawin

the way that NOBODY assumes im with my girlfriend is so so wild.

turns out bein an interracial trans lesbian couple in texas,, leads to some pretty weird interactions in public. yeah.

ohhhhh but its so bad its good tho

on principle, i dont think ill ever go to TFF — just bc Texas doesnt feel like a state that wants my tourist money .-.