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@murdershetwote.bsky.social

Semi-retired shitposter. She/her

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Here ya go. I have a Firefox extension that sometimes works. Thanks for sharing.

12.11.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Premarin is back!

12.11.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A crudely edited Tumblr post from user, powerfrog, which reads "everyone who has ever had sex was a clownfucker"

A crudely edited Tumblr post from user, powerfrog, which reads "everyone who has ever had sex was a clownfucker"

12.11.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is what i mean when i snap 'buy me dinner first' at someone

12.11.2025 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you're so right omg

12.11.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A crudely edited Tumblr post from user, powerfrog, which reads "everyone who has ever had sex was a clownfucker"

A crudely edited Tumblr post from user, powerfrog, which reads "everyone who has ever had sex was a clownfucker"

12.11.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Words cut out from religious abstinence in marriage. Books are pasted onto a background image of a cheesy pepperoni pizza slice being separated from its its full pizza box. The text reads, I receive many emails from women. Sometimes women ask me, what is the answer to a straight life? Getting soaked. Go to the local "gay" bar. I am braced my lesbian identity. In fact, I was overwhelmed by the intense desire. I want to tell you now about women's genitalia. "Very good."

Words cut out from religious abstinence in marriage. Books are pasted onto a background image of a cheesy pepperoni pizza slice being separated from its its full pizza box. The text reads, I receive many emails from women. Sometimes women ask me, what is the answer to a straight life? Getting soaked. Go to the local "gay" bar. I am braced my lesbian identity. In fact, I was overwhelmed by the intense desire. I want to tell you now about women's genitalia. "Very good."

WOMEN EMAIL ME DAILY!!!!!
#ART

11.11.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OLD: coop games where you press a button to make the little guys high five

BOLD: coop games where you press a button to make the little guys make out sloppy style

11.11.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

but also, it's a flying kind of car. it's that kind of grappling with complex ambiguities that marks the truly great works of art.

11.11.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Riddle me piss, Batman!"
β€”The Piddler

11.11.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pay Ava Ayers using PayPal.Me Go to paypal.me/Avagardra and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

So, next week is my birthday. It's been a rough one recently ngl so if you want to help with stuff or just get me a birthday gift, consider this friendly link www.paypal.com/paypalme/ava...

10.11.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

It would be horsegirls, if not for the linguistic collision. Interestingly, cowgirls, despite the same problem, are the clear frontrunner.

However, longtime readers will know I'm calling beegirl futures up, especially with the rising cost of living.

10.11.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mamdani is gonna implement shandalar law. if you want to add new cards to your deck, you have to wander the map and look for random wizard duels

09.11.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 394    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 29

gex is short for "gay gex"

09.11.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think women can do anything

09.11.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, Victor Frankenstein never finished med school. Doctor Frankenstein is his creation, Adam Frankenstein, who went on to earn a PhD in women's studies.

09.11.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

this is a fun new variation on the "you're so brave" i usually get

09.11.2025 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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please look forward to chapter 3 of soul of sovereignty on november 21st. #soulsov

04.11.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 748    πŸ” 277    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 2
SLIME PROBLEM
...HOW DO YOU IMPROVE (Dragon Quest slime)

SLIME PROBLEM ...HOW DO YOU IMPROVE (Dragon Quest slime)

there's just no way

06.11.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 425    πŸ” 144    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3

zohran mamdani

25.06.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[Bratty Sub Soundgarden voice] I'm gonna break my rusty cage and cum.

04.11.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The horse who played Mr. Ed infamously said a lot of really racist stuff when the cameras were off.

02.11.2025 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need another $600 by the 10th in order to be okay.

My housing situation isn't exactly a stable one at the moment and I'd really like to not rock the boat right now.

I don't get paid for 2 more weeks and don't want to lose access to school and work.

02.11.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It seems like the holiday season comes earlier every year. Halloween is barely gone, and I'm already seeing people put up their Folger's Incest Ad decorations.

01.11.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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cool dog

31.10.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

happy bihrtday!!! <3

30.10.2025 08:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The nature of transsexuality is just that every so often someone invents Ranked Competitive Breast Growth again.

30.10.2025 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I live 100ft away from a retired House rep in his 80s who I see at least monthly at our neighborhood social; he has said to me almost verbatim what Duncan said here. Older members are terrified of walking away from the 20-person 24/7 support network you can't even get in a high end nursing home.

16.04.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1535    πŸ” 420    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 29

As a huge New York Style Hot Dog fan for years, felt compelled to recreate the poster in a high resolution and managed to find the original photo used in the texture

Many thanks to folks from VGPC for help with identifying blobs, especially Prominos and TBemme

bekoha.github.io/yakuza/New%2...

29.10.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2033    πŸ” 885    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 14

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