Demons don’t even bargain for your soul anymore they just look at you like this
04.03.2026 04:53 — 👍 357 🔁 66 💬 2 📌 0
Demons don’t even bargain for your soul anymore they just look at you like this
04.03.2026 04:53 — 👍 357 🔁 66 💬 2 📌 0whatever. i'll be pondering the orb
31.01.2026 22:56 — 👍 262 🔁 51 💬 4 📌 1
27.01.2026 17:57 —
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*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
27.01.2026 04:20 — 👍 14305 🔁 5488 💬 347 📌 91Why aren’t you?
25.01.2026 04:20 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gestures to make you more feminine and elegant
24.01.2026 16:20 — 👍 1116 🔁 240 💬 9 📌 13Accidentally cast turnt undead
12.01.2026 00:36 — 👍 310 🔁 47 💬 0 📌 0Its cause you're always pondering that damn orb
10.01.2026 22:02 — 👍 255 🔁 39 💬 1 📌 1My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
09.01.2026 15:44 — 👍 8417 🔁 2585 💬 32 📌 26Watching my friend recite random pages from the wizard’s spellbook we stole and they accidentally cast fireball centered on themself
07.01.2026 05:11 — 👍 355 🔁 60 💬 1 📌 0
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TURN ON THE ORB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING SPIRES!
29.12.2025 00:01 — 👍 4740 🔁 1529 💬 26 📌 24
I saw the crystal ball glow
16.12.2025 18:48 — 👍 223 🔁 29 💬 3 📌 0
I have captured the soul of Shaquille O’Neil within this crystal
11.12.2025 18:29 — 👍 624 🔁 133 💬 17 📌 7
Buy my sinister potion
09.12.2025 20:20 — 👍 290 🔁 55 💬 9 📌 2
A spellcaster’s favorite
18.11.2025 20:04 — 👍 271 🔁 36 💬 7 📌 2
Pondering the orb
12.11.2025 22:53 — 👍 352 🔁 40 💬 8 📌 0
Image of a wizard obliterating a guy with the caption “when your finally discovering how to love yourself and then the wizard destroys you”
02.11.2025 05:20 — 👍 551 🔁 132 💬 6 📌 5
It’s not a wise idea to make fun of a wizards wand
25.10.2025 16:04 — 👍 808 🔁 233 💬 7 📌 6
Who goes there?
19.10.2025 15:43 — 👍 276 🔁 32 💬 3 📌 0
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10.10.2025 18:25 —
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A fishing rod with a magic wand taped to the end
Yeah I’m casting spells if you know what I mean
01.10.2025 01:31 — 👍 442 🔁 122 💬 9 📌 3
Picture of a wizard with a magic wand with the text “you know I keep that thang on me”
12.09.2025 03:02 — 👍 488 🔁 113 💬 6 📌 3
Source? It was revealed to me by the orb.
10.09.2025 20:13 — 👍 459 🔁 80 💬 3 📌 0
It appears as though a demon is trying to manifest through my floorboards
05.09.2025 17:07 — 👍 496 🔁 62 💬 23 📌 3
going nonverbal at the party and just doing this in the corner until I can leave
29.08.2025 04:59 — 👍 1146 🔁 273 💬 14 📌 11
The King keeps sending his pesky knights to try and arrest me, but no matter! They are no match compared to the might of my SICK ASS WIZARD MAGIC!!!
25.08.2025 16:47 — 👍 358 🔁 61 💬 3 📌 0
I filled an old windex bottle with holy water and spray my ghouls with it anytime they misbehave
17.08.2025 15:54 — 👍 5997 🔁 1786 💬 38 📌 29
