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Avid magic enthusiast

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A fishing rod with a magic wand taped to the end

A fishing rod with a magic wand taped to the end

Yeah Iโ€™m casting spells if you know what I mean

01.10.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 340    ๐Ÿ” 86    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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19.09.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 274    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Picture of a wizard with a magic wand with the text โ€œyou know I keep that thang on meโ€

Picture of a wizard with a magic wand with the text โ€œyou know I keep that thang on meโ€

12.09.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 449    ๐Ÿ” 107    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Source? It was revealed to me by the orb.

10.09.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 410    ๐Ÿ” 76    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It appears as though a demon is trying to manifest through my floorboards

05.09.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 440    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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going nonverbal at the party and just doing this in the corner until I can leave

29.08.2025 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 598    ๐Ÿ” 117    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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The King keeps sending his pesky knights to try and arrest me, but no matter! They are no match compared to the might of my SICK ASS WIZARD MAGIC!!!

25.08.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 317    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I filled an old windex bottle with holy water and spray my ghouls with it anytime they misbehave

17.08.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4975    ๐Ÿ” 1545    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

I see the error of my ways, Iโ€™ll go feed my dog some of my finest grapes and chocolate to make them feel like a king

04.08.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Her: did you really have to bring HIM into the restaurant with us?

Me: excuse me HE is my emotional support jester and YES his presence is completely necessary

The jester : ohohooo! Shall I juggle these meatballs for you my liege?

01.08.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 310    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Felt cute might raid a coastal village later

25.07.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 308    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The gnomes taunt me

07.07.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1086    ๐Ÿ” 248    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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In a perfect world where the HOA doesnโ€™t exist

02.07.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 744    ๐Ÿ” 137    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Can anybody help identify this bird that just flew over me?

23.06.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 795    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 120    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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A humorous image that depicts someone in a fantasy setting with the caption โ€œfuck this stupid quest man that thing is hugeโ€ with the huge entity in question being a large dragon like creature flying in the sky

A humorous image that depicts someone in a fantasy setting with the caption โ€œfuck this stupid quest man that thing is hugeโ€ with the huge entity in question being a large dragon like creature flying in the sky

14.06.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1564    ๐Ÿ” 372    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
Image of a wizard with the caption โ€œI release your inhibition feel the rain on your skinโ€

Image of a wizard with the caption โ€œI release your inhibition feel the rain on your skinโ€

13.06.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 776    ๐Ÿ” 258    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Wizard: โ€œI havenโ€™t seen the barbarian in a while. Do you think we should go look for them?โ€

Rogue: โ€œIโ€™m sure theyโ€™re fine. Letโ€™s just focus on defeating this slime first โ€

The barbarian being released by the slime upon its defeat:

11.06.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1141    ๐Ÿ” 134    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Never judge a book by its cover, except for maybe that one bound in human skin with a contorted human face on the front, you probably shouldnโ€™t touch that one.

22.05.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 602    ๐Ÿ” 103    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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I am a wildlife photographer and I just took this picture

16.05.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 475    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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An image depicting the city of Bravil from the elderscrolls 4 oblivion with the caption โ€œMfs be like whatโ€™s the move? Like bro you live in Bravil there is no moveโ€

An image depicting the city of Bravil from the elderscrolls 4 oblivion with the caption โ€œMfs be like whatโ€™s the move? Like bro you live in Bravil there is no moveโ€

04.05.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 601    ๐Ÿ” 88    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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What was โ€œthe incidentโ€ at your mages guild?

30.04.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 259    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Just absorbed the life force from my neighborโ€™s dog because I felt like it

27.04.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2123    ๐Ÿ” 425    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

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