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software engineer • visionary • degenerate “the el cid of shitposting” - Vanity Fair

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Latest posts by todie.io on Bluesky

trees yes

04.02.2025 23:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ffs just do it lol

04.02.2025 06:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

new stankonia he’s an outkast super fan believe it or not

01.02.2025 17:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like the real cool move would be developing genAI detection models

31.01.2025 11:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like to stand up cloud workstations and use the enterprise machines as thin clients lol

31.01.2025 11:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what about drawers

31.01.2025 11:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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thanks it’s my punishment for rebelling against god

31.01.2025 11:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

more power to ya sugar

30.01.2025 08:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t know where to put it down

30.01.2025 08:27 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot

30.01.2025 04:44 — 👍 35807    🔁 7912    💬 553    📌 171

whoa 😳

30.01.2025 08:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

come to nyc ! hunt in my nightclub

30.01.2025 08:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

oops

30.01.2025 03:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ah got it studios trying to squeeze more product out of smaller headcount ty

30.01.2025 01:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m saying that they broke the checks and balances and are openly disregarding the law. Our senators and representatives literally can’t get anything done if the rules no longer apply. As such, the most we can ask from them is to be loud and persistent on conveying the corruption and criminality.

29.01.2025 23:12 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

did my falcons get lost in shipping?

29.01.2025 22:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bold of you to assume they have two to rub together

29.01.2025 22:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

brother… that ship has long sailed

29.01.2025 22:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

perhaps NATO flying networked supercomputers falling out of the sky?

29.01.2025 22:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

honestly you can go really far on this kit alone

29.01.2025 22:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m listening… (please say violence)

29.01.2025 22:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I find it quite tragic honestly

29.01.2025 22:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I take it mini rooms are not like tiny homes

29.01.2025 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

oh like nancy reagan!

29.01.2025 22:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was going to say out of shame but nvm

29.01.2025 22:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

y’all have a designated CS? Luuuuuucky

29.01.2025 22:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m confused this is the same roadmap from 2014

29.01.2025 22:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

mostly ditch weed but I have a guy for dro

29.01.2025 22:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

irene’s doing bootybumps again?! tsk tsk

29.01.2025 22:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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