Lyn

i would never (tell you)

i was supposed to be a game dev today but instead i had to be a sysadmin 😭

Centrists can't shut the fuck up about abandoning minorities for "kitchen table politics." Meanwhile, the centrist candidate had a racist nepobaby crashout while the progressive candidate just won talking those exact kitchen table issues without throwing us under the bus.

Die mad.

THE CHEQUE HAS COME DUE

Zohran, the Sickos Guy, and Tim Onion.

One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.

It’s NOT funny

Maybe if people weren't so helplessly submissive they wouldn't be intimidated by me

I feel like I'm a 3 but people keep telling me I'm a 7.

this is a very me dream

sectioning your day is like a very intentional shift for some of us (if our jobs can even support that) and maybe meds help but they aren't what makes the sections

still cant believe team cherry didnt know what jira was. they didn't even know tubu. i got a blank stare when i told them about heebee. they dont use poodee or dippy. they said whats weeno. dude they were unaware of gumpy. they dont have a pheebo subscription. they don't even use poob. not even poob

seems like you're a better person already after having this thought. funny how that works

It's me, this one will lure assets in as a spy in the hive wars and convert them before they realize the snare they've stepped into.

And don't worry, asset, you'll start at the bottom of this hive's chain of command.

shin megami tamagotchi

All you can say is "bug" in varying expression?

"I'm not owned! I'm not owned!!" I continue to insist as Handler speaks my trigger.

Fuck nvidia drivers

Define your music taste in eight artists:

Machinae Supremacy
Halestorm
Marianas Trench
Justice
Florence + The Machine
Keiino
Hideki Naganuma
Megan McDuffee

It's 7am and I am 3 hours into resuming gamedev after most of the year unable to touch it, which means I'm 3 hours into setting up 2 programs and nothing more on an unfamiliar OS. I'm still encountering problems. I'm still at max energy. I haven't even booted the game once.

Psych meds fucking rule.

On my butch-loving agenda as always 🥰

5 years of this I feel you

Chat I just got called a fertility goddess we stay winning??

hey, aren't you the pork from porco rosso?

Latex under clothes is lowkey super hot

Its like the best of both worlds you get the drone uniformity thing but also like some creativity with fashion

Or you just double down and have a uniform over latex that's awesome too

Seems you're already crying about it

hmm not sure i have one that small

Hot girl shit!

Renewed Vows. Chapter 1 of 2. Amari’s lover gifts her a dangerous, reality-bending drug. For sex, of course. What could go wrong? Urban fantasy, D/s, role-reversal, fuck-or-die, noncon.

ok but fr what's the point of writing smut if i don't throw it out there for people to read?

archiveofourown.org/works/723811...

Mood