Sam P

Why did the cow farmer stop growing weed?

Because the stakes were too high.

If @bsky.app had an event feature, that'd be teetz.

Whoa! It's nice to come into your comment section and it's not full of CHUD knuckle-draggers who'd never even go to one of your shows. But I do enjoy those interactions.

Slowly migrating my terrible jokes from FB over to Bluesky.

If you’re an old dude with a younger partner are you a CPAPI? A chill daddy with a pill caddy?

Which one is it? Do ya want the neon or do ya want the dark???

Regulations exist to protect what cannot protect itself—our parks, wildlife, and cultural heritage.

I love the erasure cover of this song.

I guess I should move more more “shortform” rants from FB to here from now on. Maybe I should just go back and copy / paste em here.

You get to meet the Bluesky miniboss. Upon defeating them you are then allowed to declare yourself king, until an ominous cutscene happens and Musk boss runs off with your crown.

Yesss! I think I'll finally be well enough to go out!

A big ole nut buss.

!!! The nerve of those devs not putting that feature exactly where I wanted it! 😀

LiveJournal vabz

There's no setting I can find that changes how we see new follows. It's just mashed in there with all notifications. And when I click the notification to follow someone back I have to literally go to their page and do it

IT'S GARBAGE AND YOU KNOW IT!!!! they could have.. i dunno like.. a friends section? Also when it's one of those like "sign up" frenzies, doing it over and over is annoying when it could all be one list with "follow back" buttons.

wat.