Bimbo Baggins

Someone need to take Facetune away from Coco Montrese, these edits are getting out of hand 😭

A man just asked me how long it took to stretch my ears and I told him six years, what I really wanted to say was “six years but I have other holes that can be stretched quicker”

The amount of men that don’t know how a fucking tampon works is INSANE

ugh

Update I saw wicked and cried so fukin hard (holding space holding space)

I know how to use a whip✨

This is me if you care 🙄

maybe next year

Oop that first pic.. I’m like 🤭👀

deleting twitter so you KNOW I had to bring this video over here! 💃✨💚 #kittybanks #hausofbanks

I’m truly such a faggot, except for the fact that I haven’t seen #Wicked. Here’s me trying to “defy gravel” or whatever

Post you from a different era in your life…
Oof. This one was during Covid and I was living with a roommate who used me for sex, emotional manipulated me, never paid me rent and basically forced me out of my own home.
Ahhhh “good times” 😬🙄

People always raggin on bottoms being flaky, but tops are about as flaky as a 3 day old croissant that’s been sitting out in the hot summer sun. #dumbassmen

PSA: straight men on the bus, do not engage in conversation with me unless you wanna hit this ✨ k thx

oi gimme ur muny

Hello I’m Bimbo Baggins, your favorite bimbo’s favorite bimbo, and I’m here to serve exactly what you are….

Me when I start to catch feelings and they notice and don’t want to talk anymore

a woman is being interviewed by a man on a red carpet and the woman is saying well yes . ALT: a woman is being interviewed by a man on a red carpet and the woman is saying well yes .

There’s nothing I hate more than a flaky bottom 😠🤷🏼‍♀️
And yes, I’m taking about you

😂😂 noooooo

I just went to Walmart and there was way too many old people looking at me and smiling 😵‍💫

Hi can someone pay my bills? Thanks 😊

good morning! 🌞
quit drag! 🫶

Hey can someone bring me $4,500 cash rn and then leave

Haha funny meemee 🤭
#pinkponyclub #broadcity #chappellroan

I love showing up early ♥️♥️♥️
#drag #bimbo

Fall under my spell and follow my account! ✨