Locked Hairy Bear 🔐

Bearded gay boy poses for a selfie in the lockerroom shower.

About 16 hrs and 20 min to PDT (print drop time!!), so gotta honor the BIKE gods (and document my first time back to the gym in forever).

This is a #classicjock stan account, after all… ☺️❤️💛💙

#gayartist #queerartist

Oh so basically reinforcing why I don’t like to give any political influencers or politicians time of day (unless I’m sending yet another email to senator or congressperson)

What’s the tea??? I blocked him on all socials bc I can’t stand political influencers (on both sides of the aisle)

Feeling extra beefy tonight and I’m here for it 🥩😌

Gurllllll it came on at the gym the other day and I was so not having it - I wanted to leave 🤣

Tired and in need some someone to massage my quads. Any volunteers? #softiesaturday

Repost if you have an ass worth smacking 🍑

goodnight bsky

Was juuuuuust able to hold it in so I could hit record 😅😮‍💨

Some mornings you wake up sounding like J*sh Turner’s in your throat 🤣

If the light is off then it isn't on

Literally.

I started TRT nearly two years ago - it’s not a placebo!

And your voice is prolly gonna drop again! It’s like second puberty but almost like a level up.

Just did my weekly injection and still loving it.

People are still buying that overpriced, burnt ass, union busting, genocide supporting, fake progressive coffee?? Just for some collectible cup to collect dust with the others you already have? 🤦🏼‍♂️

Anyway… have a pic of the stars.

And support your local coffee shops instead.

Literally. And then the scramble to get the music to STOP because sometimes the tiny little speaker 🔈 in the corner on instagram doesn’t always work to mute it 🫨

I think music on stories makes sense but music on posts needs to go…

But insta doesn’t care what we think lol

It’s Hump Day and I need to be humped 🩷💜

While I’m ecstatic that Spanberger won, I’m more happy that I don’t have to hear that stupid I AM SPEAKING ad anymore

Wait don’t bury him yet, he still needs to campaign with Kamala Harris

🤣

It feels pretty good to be a Virginian 💙

The same factory that makes your favorite packing tape and command strips also makes my prescription toothpaste 🫨

so ✨today✨

I got cruised last night at the movie theatre (for the first time ever…that I’ve noticed anyway). I panicked and just did my business and left but still thrilling!!

Anyway um…in case you haven’t met me in person I am extremely socially awkward and always panicked 😆

Just a little snapshot into some of our weekend fun 😈 @rvahusbear.bsky.social

🔐 locktober may be over but … does that mean the fun needs to end?

boo 👻

Day 28 of 31, wish I had something else to ride this morning 😉

I’m really glad I got to participate in the final days of locktober 🔐

Mothman has it all! He’s tall, dark, and an absolute fantasy! 🔴w🔴