doofy

im just gonna say it:

candy corn fucks and if you disagree you need grown up taste buds

made the mistake of taking an afternoon nap and now it’s 9:20 at night

mom can you come pick me up? they’re moshing at the chase & status set

damn wook flu not messing around this year

bro how do you not walk up escalators at the airport?? it makes no sense

arugula is such an underrated vegetable holy fuck

my favorite post festival hack? Doing all my laundry including sheets and cleaning my bathroom so my entire life is clean and cozy when I come home

this is an image of a shiny furret peeking from a corner

good morning

may this shiny furret bring you good luck this week

just saw an ad for taco bell talking about a “throwback to y2k oldies” that had a Sum 41 song playing and immediately felt old as shit

i wish MGMT liked being popular cause their stuff still fucks

got a surprise day off, gonna get baked and make a badass banana bread

hearing Porter Robinson at a Asian fried chicken restaurant feels super appropriate and very vibey

bro someone at work asked me why I talk like I’m from Family Guy and I had to explain that it’s not a bit, that’s just how people from there sound

just saw the same Christmas related ad twice within 30 minutes

it’s starting (the holiday season)

one of my neighbors is probably the worst cooks ever

usually I hear their smoke alarm going off every other night, today it’s been twice within an hour

its only 10:15 am

I love this stupid city so much

the only good politician:

out here making big boy moves

just roasted some broccoli with some red pepper flakes and rosemary

shit was out of this world

today is the anniversary one of the holiest days in internet lore

B

summer is overrated bro I went out to run one (1) errand that wasn’t even strenuous and now I gotta change my entire fit cause I got sweaty

kinda crazy that it’s 2025 and people still think Rezz is a guy

it’s that time of year again

kind of off topic but Bob Vylan is such a sick stage name 12/10 no notes

damn I can’t believe I’ve been sleeping on big gigantic this entire time

this has big “locals only” energy

babe are u ok?

u barely touched ur Coleslawpsicle

Pokémon emerald screenshot with a spheal backsprite and text saying “spheal is trying”

me too spheal

I haven’t seen nearly enough people talking about this.

The levels of greed and inhumane thinking on display is actually terrifying.

America really is dystopian as fuck.