travis@mastodon.mit.edu

lol the Democratic Party won in 2018, and 2020, and 2021, and 2022. Then the Democratic Party ran the table again in 2025 just 12wks ago! Are you Oyster Bros gonna continue to be butthurt when the Democratic Party once again completely runs the table (which is clearly gonna happen) in 2026 and 2028?

Someone quick. Dump some Epstein files to cover up the Iran War before this gets out of hand.

yup, that’s because you covid denialists got 83yo Convicted Pedophile Donald Trump elected to the Presidency in 2025. Oooops, you Covid denialists probably shoulda choose another path over the past 4 years. Elections matter!

those are the delta & omicron variant spikes which were already baked in by 83yo Convicted Pedophile Donald Trump’s failed 2020 response. Those variants were discovered _in_the_wild_, even before election day 2020! (any less before Jan 6, 2021). Were you completely not paying attention during Covid?

they do think think their AI girlfriend is 15 tho

oh my god, wait… do you think this graph is faked?

you were literally capeing for “online activists” just 4 posts before this one. I dunno what to tell you man.

on the topic of completely hearing crickets:

weird, where _is_ your girl Jillie Stein? Where’s your man Colonel West?
they’ll be out there in the cold tonight, I’m sure, on the front lines getting arrested like the citizens of MPLS… and not getting paid to do another PedoCon news show, or practicing lines for another Keanu Reeves movie, right?

oooops! you probably shoulda listened to that “leftish lawyer”, just like you shoulda listened to the Black woman.

do you think 83yo Convicted Pedophile Donald Trump should have worn a hat?

those are the delta & omicron variant spikes which were already baked in by 83yo Convicted Pedophile Donald Trump’s failed 2020 response. Those variants were discovered _in_the_wild_, even before election day 2020! (any less before Jan 6, 2021). Were you completely not paying attention during Covid?

that was 83yo Convicted Pedophile Donald Trump, dumdum

“Me shitting on the Dems online all the time isn’t important” I reassure myself as my followers reply “Liz Cheney?” at me

Oh but you see the New York Times isn’t a right wing rag and something something real media literacy

gotta get lucky.

democrats have my permission to run on glonzo slopulism if they’re lying about it

Wondering if the media would've chosen "honored" as the verb if Obama had saluted fallen soldiers in a fucking baseball cap

funniest part is that 83yo Convicted Pedophile Donald Trump totally failed to refill it before last week and now can’t do anything about gas prices.

“If there’s no manager in charge to complain to… then who am I going to complain to!?!?!?”

Pentagon bought device through undercover operation some investigators suspect is linked to Havana Syndrome | CNN Politics The Defense Department has spent more than a year testing a device purchased in an undercover operation that some investigators think could be the cause of a series of mysterious ailments impacting sp...

here is the longer CNN article that post points to:

you know bikes are cool because they still inspire fear and loathing after more than a century

They've now killed four people -- three U.S. citizens and a Mexican national. They've shot several more.

They've lied about all of them. They haven't shaded the truth. They haven't "misled" us. They've brazenly, knowingly lied while in possession of the evidence disproving their lies.

"The comeback kid!" is the storyline the media runs on scandal plagued fuck ups that they like and want to help

I truly think that part of why the press was so angry at Biden over Afghanistan is that they no longer got to look cool by riding a helicopter in a war zone.

you're going to have jake tapper whine about how president AOC/pritzker betrayed the troops