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LOL you gotta hand it to South Korea for gifting Trump a Silla dynasty crown. For those that don't know; that dynasty fell to financial instability, incredibly high taxes, wealth inequality and widespread rebellion against their king. Trump is too dumb to understand this is a prophecy and President Lee is basking in this moment, deservedly.

🧵 This is trending on Korean socials

Watching “The West Wing” (first time) and am appalled at hearing “Willamette” pronounced incorrectly by a president who’d be the best teammate otherwise at trivia night.

::mumble mumble unforgivable atrocity mumble mumble disrepecting the White House mumble mumble cosplaying president::

Trump’s “message”: I am a king and I douse you all in shit.

I say go ahead and amplify it.

And wears a mask that doesn’t cover his nose whilst doing so because ::deep breaths mmm::

“AAAGGGHHH!!!” A Memo from Animal, Your New Editor-in-Chief “[Editor-in-chief of CBS News] Bari Weiss told network staffers in a morning editorial call that she wants to ‘win’ before delivering a rallying cr...

"WE MAKE NEWS LOUDER. IF STORY GOOD ON ONE SIDE, SHOW OTHER SIDE TOO. OTHER SIDE WRONG? OTHER SIDE WANT BLEACH IN VEINS? ANIMAL RUN BOTH. REPORT BOTH SIDES. EVEN WHEN ONE SIDE THINK HEAD MEDS MAKE QUIET BABIES."

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

let the gourd times roll

ICC charges former Philippine President Duterte crimes against humanity Duterte was arrested in March by Philippine authorities on a warrant issued by the ICC. He is now being held at an ICC facility in the Netherlands.

Duterte was arrested in March by Philippine authorities on a warrant issued by the ICC. He is now being held at an ICC facility in the Netherlands.

This brain is broken. If ever there is a need for AI, it’s a Clippy pop-up saying, “It looks like you want to post something with profound logical flaws. Are you sure you want to share it?”

🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel.

Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣

This is a must-watch. 🔥

These dumbasses, you see, know how to get attention, but they don't know how to do things. If they did, they would not have adapted so well to the troll's lifestyle in the first place. The empty, sweaty idiocy at their core leaves them comically ill-equipped to carry out their current duties, like kids who played a lot of jet fighter video games being asked to pilot a 747 with one engine out. Sure, their ineptitude will kill many people. But after five or ten or a hundred crashes, they probably won't be asked to continue as our chosen pilots.

Calls to mind something Hamilton Nolan said: www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/getting-ye...

Ta Hulu

reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle

The Year Kenny Loggins Ruined Christmas The year I learned that Christmas did not, in fact, originate as a celebration of my amazing ability to temporarily transform into a "good" ...

He ruins Christmas, though. hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/12/year...

What the absolute fuck is this, and how is it an acceptable statement on a “news” platform?

This.

This is gross, Trump is a sexual predator, and I’m fine with him likening himself to pube hair.

I Am a Dog. I Am About to Puke. Where Is the Good Rug? Oh. Oh no. Something is… wrong. Very wrong. Oh, boy. Yeah. No. Nope. Not okay. Don’t get up, Mom. You’re so Comfy On the couch. I… got this...

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-a...

I’m the Abandoned New Cracker Barrel Logo, and You Can All Go Fuck Yourselves “After days of intense backlash, most recently from President Donald Trump, Cracker Barrel is scrapping its new minimalist logo.” — CNN - - -I shou...

"I hope this little bit of chain-restaurant window-dressing is enough for you, because cheap performative pandering is all you’re ever gonna get, whether it’s from the C-Suite or the tattered stack of old pancakes you elected as your king."

#NIH is hanging by a thread. The #CDC has been decimated. #RFK Jr. and Russell #Vought are psychopaths--I don't say this frivolously--they are cold, calculating, inflicting violence on millions through public policy. It is where we are right now. These men are not normal. 1/

My body is not cut out to be this furious all the time. I am built for naming dogs Doctor Reginald Pancakes and telling people about the time two bees stung me while I was on the toilet

not to freak out, but 20th Century Fox is filming a new pilot for The Muppet Show next week

Seems like a great way to piss off the huge anime fandom, many of whom are potential voters.

Ew ::he is watching her lips::

Back from my trellis, sir, before I scream

I don’t know who Sydney Sweeney is and will not waste time sorting it out because pervy Trump wants to send Navy subs to Russia now to be distract us from Epstein, FFS. ::does bluesky even have a memories feature to reminisce the WTF of all this in five years?::

The Actual Conspiracy Theory Surrounding Trump and Epstein It’s not what you think it is.

Where are the voices of the girls Epstein and Trump abused? Kate Manne transcribed Katie Johnson’s (a pseudonym) account of how Trump allegedly raped her at Epstein’s home in 1994. She was 13 and wore a blonde wig that Trump allegedly said made her look like Ivana, who was 13yo at the time.

Dude could be using a Bumpit sideways like.

South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.

Working at a call center in college, I misheard a caller’s pronunciation of “Povich” as “Pobitch.” After having her spell it for me and ending the call, a coworker informed me that I was talking to Connie *Chung* Povich.

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