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Jacob ben Pesach

@beardedhebrew.bsky.social

Message me on Signal or don't message me. And no, I still haven't had my nap today.

172 Followers  |  306 Following  |  76 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024
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I'm not dead. I am almost entirely off social media. Give everyone my regards and find me on Signal.

03.07.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wonderful book, read it after David Sedaris recommended it when we saw him speak in Raleigh

16.03.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, we are an alternative to Amazon-owned Audible πŸ‘‹πŸ» With us, you select the independent bookshop you want to support (we have 3,000+ partners across the globe), and we share profits from your purchase with them.

We're also employee-owned and a registered Social Purpose Corporation.

14.03.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 9067    πŸ” 3163    πŸ’¬ 141    πŸ“Œ 179
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a yellow minion wearing goggles and a yellow suit is standing on a sidewalk . Alt: a yellow minion wearing goggles and a yellow suit is standing on a sidewalk pointing and laughing
27.02.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I think we don't deserve this horrific future, but then I remember we made Tone Loc's "Wild Thing" a smash hit and honestly we had this coming

20.02.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

Did you guys know that Kendrick is the first Pulitzer winner to perform at a Superbowl halftime show?

Next year book Barbara Kingsolver, you cowards.

10.02.2025 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 539    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

Deadnames I will keep using:

Twitter
Gulf of Mexico

03.02.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 220    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1
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Gonna tell my kids this was Elon Musk.

04.02.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bookshop: Buy books online. Support local bookstores. An online bookstore that financially supports local independent bookstores and gives back to the book community.

Apparently bookshop.org sells ebooks now. Your move, Bezos.

01.02.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nirvana Reunite At FireAid With St. Vincent, Kim Gordon, & More: Watch In the past few weeks, people have been planning many, many benefits for the victims of the recent Los Angeles wildfires. The biggest of those shows went down last night: FireAid, a gigantic all-star ...

Watch Nirvana play a surprise reunion set at FireAid with St. Vincent, Kim Gordon, Joan Jett, and Violet Grohl:

31.01.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 720    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 36

My publisher's lawyer has asked me to remind everyone that buying my postcard book and mailing those postcards to elected officials could be considered harassment.

(Check eatf.art for some places that sell my postcard book)

31.01.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 607    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 8
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I don’t know if this actually happened but I want to belieb.

31.01.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chicago, baby.

31.01.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 28985    πŸ” 4379    πŸ’¬ 322    πŸ“Œ 413
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Texts are not private and Whatsapp still knows who you're talking to.

31.01.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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🫑

29.01.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
A painting of a bird next to the words"oh my god what the fuck"

A painting of a bird next to the words"oh my god what the fuck"

30.01.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 645    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 16

We’ll be lucky to still be here that long from now

30.01.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I shall be delighted by the report of the Seattle bus driver denying ICE access to his bus and saying, "Gargle my balls" because I am extremely juvenile and easily amused. 🀭 #brucecoffman loves you! Gargle my balls!

28.01.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2315    πŸ” 272    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 25
Statler and Waldorf

Statler and Waldorf

Honestly I don’t wanna see *one* more new podcast until these guys have one

28.01.2025 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 990    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 7

They say if you listen to certain songs backwards you can hear demonic messages, but I listened to an ABBA song backwards and it sounded exactly the same.

28.01.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2749    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 15

[learns something new and interesting]

ME: I'm definitely going to remember th…

MY BRAIN: do you think dogs get upset that we don’t throw them seven birthday parties every year or…

27.01.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 502    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stream PBS and PBS KIDS Free on Prime Video PBS and Amazon announced that more than 150 local PBS stations and the PBS KIDS Channel will launch ad-free as a Prime Video FAST offering. This marks the…

PBS is now live on Prime β€”Β ad-free β€” and you don't need a subscription to watch.

This marks the first time this programming will be available *free* on a major streaming service.

Channels include PBS Drama, Documentaries, Kids + live feeds for 150 local stations

www.pbs.org/articles/str... #TVSky

26.01.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 10556    πŸ” 4115    πŸ’¬ 245    πŸ“Œ 267
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Last of the Mohicans.
Daniel Day Lewis 🀀

25.01.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@rickybusinesslc.bsky.social this one’s for you buddy! 🀘

Drive-By Truckers launching into the Neil Young classic at The Fillmore in SF

24.01.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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What goes on down there is none of my business

24.01.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5031    πŸ” 278    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 20
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Drinking pizza for breakfast this morning. Hi!

22.01.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.

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