I'm not dead. I am almost entirely off social media. Give everyone my regards and find me on Signal.
03.07.2025 01:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@beardedhebrew.bsky.social
Message me on Signal or don't message me. And no, I still haven't had my nap today.
I'm not dead. I am almost entirely off social media. Give everyone my regards and find me on Signal.
03.07.2025 01:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wonderful book, read it after David Sedaris recommended it when we saw him speak in Raleigh
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Sometimes I think we don't deserve this horrific future, but then I remember we made Tone Loc's "Wild Thing" a smash hit and honestly we had this coming
20.02.2025 19:44 β π 82 π 10 π¬ 9 π 1Did you guys know that Kendrick is the first Pulitzer winner to perform at a Superbowl halftime show?
Next year book Barbara Kingsolver, you cowards.
Deadnames I will keep using:
Twitter
Gulf of Mexico
Gonna tell my kids this was Elon Musk.
04.02.2025 01:13 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Apparently bookshop.org sells ebooks now. Your move, Bezos.
01.02.2025 03:39 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Watch Nirvana play a surprise reunion set at FireAid with St. Vincent, Kim Gordon, Joan Jett, and Violet Grohl:
31.01.2025 14:25 β π 724 π 125 π¬ 22 π 36My publisher's lawyer has asked me to remind everyone that buying my postcard book and mailing those postcards to elected officials could be considered harassment.
(Check eatf.art for some places that sell my postcard book)
I donβt know if this actually happened but I want to belieb.
31.01.2025 16:42 β π 145 π 11 π¬ 4 π 0Chicago, baby.
31.01.2025 01:08 β π 29151 π 4396 π¬ 325 π 416Texts are not private and Whatsapp still knows who you're talking to.
31.01.2025 22:35 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π«‘
29.01.2025 23:20 β π 138 π 23 π¬ 5 π 3A painting of a bird next to the words"oh my god what the fuck"
30.01.2025 01:01 β π 645 π 103 π¬ 1 π 17Weβll be lucky to still be here that long from now
30.01.2025 02:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I shall be delighted by the report of the Seattle bus driver denying ICE access to his bus and saying, "Gargle my balls" because I am extremely juvenile and easily amused. π€ #brucecoffman loves you! Gargle my balls!
28.01.2025 17:16 β π 2327 π 275 π¬ 67 π 26Statler and Waldorf
Honestly I donβt wanna see *one* more new podcast until these guys have one
28.01.2025 20:36 β π 1000 π 71 π¬ 22 π 7They say if you listen to certain songs backwards you can hear demonic messages, but I listened to an ABBA song backwards and it sounded exactly the same.
28.01.2025 23:47 β π 2762 π 178 π¬ 95 π 15[learns something new and interesting]
ME: I'm definitely going to remember thβ¦
MY BRAIN: do you think dogs get upset that we donβt throw them seven birthday parties every year orβ¦
PBS is now live on Prime βΒ ad-free β and you don't need a subscription to watch.
This marks the first time this programming will be available *free* on a major streaming service.
Channels include PBS Drama, Documentaries, Kids + live feeds for 150 local stations
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Last of the Mohicans.
Daniel Day Lewis π€€
@rickybusinesslc.bsky.social this oneβs for you buddy! π€
Drive-By Truckers launching into the Neil Young classic at The Fillmore in SF
What goes on down there is none of my business
24.01.2025 19:19 β π 5062 π 281 π¬ 86 π 21Drinking pizza for breakfast this morning. Hi!
22.01.2025 14:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This Cybertruck did not crash. It made a heartfelt and perhaps ill-advised gesture that, in the moment, might have been misinterpreted as a crash, but we should not rush to judgement.
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