𝐓𝐈𝐌,

// just played peak with hex and I'm sweating from the stress

Sounded better than "trying to fuck".

You're courting my brother.

// just noticed I forgot to crop the reaction image I'm gonna shoot myself in the foot

Think about it forever

I modded the game.

He is my bitch now. Now, he pays me.

Oh, that's precious. Babe, I made Tom Nook work for me.

You can't suffocate me in my sleep, I live on my own and you can't get to me if I set sail.

Fuck I gotta go work, pardon me one second.

( Turns his switch on and Animal Crossing starts playing. )

Do you pee on your walls to scent mark as well?

Territorial with your books, you're like an old chihuahua.

// AYYYY SAME YOUNGEST OF FIVE LETS GO

Well, you bought a book stamper to mark your books as your own! That's pretentious! Shame! Shame!

Yes. Yes to both. I need to make sure my ice cream is made with ingredients I can trust. I'm not risking dying from an infection because the place was shady.

My ice cream machine was the best purchase to ever enter this house and I am taking it with me to MY boat.

// yeah, after the fingering like a bowling ball one it all kinda went downhill

// you'll know him when you see him, it's... It's a whole experience.

// i fully hate half of it before realising it wasn't expired sardine pate.

// if you're talking about the cat food, it's not that bad. my sister's were creative, I'll give you that.

// if you get the rabbi bot let us know, I got a spreadsheet to rank the funniest rabbi names

One day, one of your sandwiches will have cat food in it. Watch your mouth, Brother.

Yeah, well I do. I think I've earned it after years of the little brother treatment. It's my god given right.

Don't tell me y'all don't fucking fart, Jesus.

// I'm still a bit shy when it comes to ooc talk through dms (I don't dm people because Twitter leaves scars) but on the TL? Wally is my outlet and bsky had to nerf me with a shadowban because id be too powerful otherwise (the pegging talk was getting out of hand)

I also could have farted in your room and closed the door. Be thankful I went for the phone charger instead.

// the speed with which you lost your shame is commendable

He's the brother who enters the room while eating a sandwich, tells his sibling off, and leaves the door open and the light on.

Wow, my brother is gameless and an idiot.

Oh, really? What did you like about going to Dent?