Hazel E. Baumgartner - Author of "The Woods: A Horror Novel"

Love me some truly alien aliens.

And some people (like me) are horrible at it which means all my couples are either completely chaste or do lots of closed-door fade-to-black hanky panky.

Stop tagging me in this shit I'm broke as fuck

Word on the street is the admin is already sick of her and wants to get rid of her over this whole Comey lawsuit thing. Same with Kash over Epstein. The only question is which one Trump will fire first.

Take note, America.

I NOW UNDERSTAND HOW VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN FELT.

I thought it would be cool to do like a clay forensic reconstruction on this little Halloween skull and IT ISN'T. IT IS SO INCREDIBLY CURSED. HE WILL HAUNT MY NIGHTMARES.

HELP I GAVE SCARY GARY FLESH

I might have to drive up to Boulder

The FBI Released Bigfoot’s Official File Take a peek inside the Bureau’s investigation into Sasquatch.

The FBI has released the Bigfoot Files. 👀👣

Fuck Harry Potter, watch The VVitch instead.

This just in: more boobs ruins boobs.

Depends what your genre is because the lesbians book is like pants-shitting horror. 😂

There's this commercial that keeps playing with a barista asking "what kind of milk?" and this girl goes "Uh, oat milk?" then turns to the camera and goes completely deadpan and says "depression isn't a joke" and the implication that you only order oat milk when you're depressed kills me every time.

3 components of worldbuilding: 1. The author's kinks 2. The author's power fantasy 3. The author's political agenda Plot and logic optional

1. Girls in armor
2. Girls in armor flying about kicking ass
3. Girls in armor flying about kicking transphobe and fascist ass

Plot and logic fully established

I don't even write anything near bdsm stuff but my WIP has lesbians which a certain so-called "silent majority" (the loudest 15% of Americans) consider pornographic so I even have to be worried about whether THAT will be allowed by the time it's ready to publish.

Also let's be honest - people who are getting groceries at Walmart aren't exactly in the financial position to be helping out a ton. Most of us are at least somewhat food insecure ourselves.

Plus he has so much more of a spine than Plastic Gavin.

Honestly, I would vote for Mark Kelly in the 2028 Dem primary. I don't agree with him 100%, but he's a likeable badass who's standing up to the regime, and how cool would it be to have America's first astronaut POTUS?

My engagement on here is so hit or miss. I'll make thirty posts that get one like each and then one post that gets thirty shares. It's honestly sort of bizarre.

Cassytha - Wikipedia

Hey fellow authors on here, uh, is Cassytha too extra of a name for an MC?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassytha

On one hand the unending horrors

On the other sometimes you see a small animal

Police have been seizing and selling people's cars for decades. It's happened to three of my cars now over the years. Civil asset forfeiture is ALWAYS theft. This just has the added horrific implication of *why* the cars are empty.

I hope everyone down to the tow truck drivers face trial after we take our country back. I couldn't imagine towing a car knowing the owner is on the way to a concentration camp and then going home to my family afterwards.

$131/$274
I'm $143 short on bills due 12/10 that I need to keep my phone on so I can keep working. If anyone can pitch in a dollar my venmo and cashapp are both Hazelbee95. Or I have autographed copies of my novel that I can send you if you DM me to order one for $13 plus shipping. #MutualAid

I inhaled the Harry Potter books because I discovered them when I was 16 and could read an entire novel in two days straight, so I'm not gonna sit here and pretend I was never into them, but yes they fall apart quickly when you start analyzing them as an adult.

You mean it DOESN'T name its only Asian character Ching Chong or contain thinly veiled Jewish stereotypes of long-nosed goblins that secretly run all the world's banks?!?

As usual, I'm recommending using Terry Pratchett's Witches books to fill the witch-shaped hole in your heart. Sir Terry Pratchett was an ally to the end and even wrote at least two nonbinary characters before "nonbinary" was in the common dictionary.

As usual, I'm recommending using Terry Pratchett's Witches books to fill the witch-shaped hole in your heart. Sir Terry Pratchett was an ally to the end and even wrote at least two nonbinary characters before "nonbinary" was in the common dictionary.

It doesn't matter if you don't believe that still supporting Harry Potter is supporting trans genocide because SHE and her army believe that still supporting Harry Potter is supporting trans genocide. Just read a different fucking book.