It's a bit like comparing which bone cancer is the best, but there's something cathartic about seeing ChatGPT lose the title of "most downloaded LLM chatbot app".
03.03.2026 23:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social
Artist, author, musician, witch, and Hot Wheels collector. I make music under the name Hazel Bee and write books under the name Hazel E. Baumgartner, which is also my name. 30, she/they, 99% lesbian, USA πΊπΈπ³οΈβπ Buy my book: https://a.co/d/6Aanpc7
It's a bit like comparing which bone cancer is the best, but there's something cathartic about seeing ChatGPT lose the title of "most downloaded LLM chatbot app".
03.03.2026 23:40 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I moved from Missouri and all it cost me was borrowing money from my grandparents and maxing out my credit card thus tanking my credit score. π
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Just in case they are looking to see public response.
I am against war. I am against collaborating with warmongers. I'm against war crimes and the massacre of children. Of anyone.
War is monstrous.
What is being done cannot be justified. I am ashamed of and disgusted by the horror we unleash.
I think all four of these pictures were taken in Mueller State Park or nextdoor Dome Rock Wildlife Area.
03.03.2026 17:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0More photo spam from Teller County, CO. The Pikes Peak area might be the most attractive part of the country.
03.03.2026 16:37 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0They teach and act and do, and now I'm not a Christian anymore. I firmly believe that if more "Christians" actually read the entire Gospel, they'd leave their shitty doomsday cults and the world would be much better off.
03.03.2026 15:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The vast vast vast majority of so-called "Christians" have not read the Bible. For thousands of years they weren't allowed to. People were killed for translating it out of Latin. And now I see why. I actually read the Bible and realized it doesn't make sense and DEFINITELY doesn't mesh with what
03.03.2026 15:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true
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I did a whole Youtube miniseries of them throughout Kansas. Thinking about a followup for "Creepy Colorado".
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Exterior photograph of the historic Victor Hotel in Teller County, CO. The building is a reddish orange brick, four stories tall, in a turn-of-the-century Victorian Nuveau style.
The plaque for the historic (and haunted) Victor Hotel elevator, installed in 1900.
The interior of the historic Victor Hotel showing the Elevator.
Hazel making a "shaka" sign in front of the Elevator. She looks tired from hiking 20 miles and is wearing a blue coat over a flannel and yellow sunglasses.
Also while in Teller County I stopped by the historic Victor Hotel and took a selfie with the elevator.
03.03.2026 01:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Interview went well and then I hiked like six miles through Teller County, bringing my total hiked distance in the past week to ~16 miles. Saw bear tracks, mountain lion tracks, bobcat tracks, sheep tracks, and fox tracks in the process.
02.03.2026 23:46 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0It's my half birthday today and I'm spending it driving up into the mountains to interview with my dream employer. Wish me luck!
02.03.2026 15:21 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0There are rockstars that do that lol
02.03.2026 13:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Night Of The Living Bread (2006)
youtu.be/ktD27xVIncg
Like apparently there's something called a bop house where people become millionaires by doing tiktok all day? Can we start a scream house where people become millionaires by writing weird gay horror?
02.03.2026 03:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's something deeply depressing about learning that 99.999% of authors have to work day jobs to pay the bills while other people can become millionaires by being assholes on the internet and fistfighting other assholes on the internet. Authors should have absolute rockstar status by default.
02.03.2026 02:57 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0photo of a bee covered all-over with bright orange pollen.
this is the most pollen ive ever seen on a single bug, shes having the time of her life
10.10.2025 00:31 β π 2287 π 422 π¬ 39 π 31π΅ Hitler has only got one ball π΅
02.03.2026 01:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I got in trouble for reading non class books in class lol
02.03.2026 00:52 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My hot take for today is video games shouldn't be hard. Life is already stressful and frustrating enough. Why the hell would I submit myself to a stressful and frustrating simulation to relax? Give me easy video games any day.
01.03.2026 23:17 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
there is no metric by which this is true. even 2028 primary polling (which is meaningless in general but seems like a fair yardstick here) doesnβt have him on top.
just a brazen attempt to impose him on us by the rich and the commentariat.
just became aware of this--the regime wants to clear-cut massive chunks of Oregon's old growth forests in the name of timber production.
you have until March 23rd to comment.
i know we have endless fucking things to scream at politicians about--this is an important one too.
Did another two mile hike this morning. Was supposed to hang out with someone I was probably gonna hike with tomorrow but those plans canceled. Then Monday I have a job interview and then guess what? Checking out a new hiking spot up in the mountains.
I love hiking and Colorado is great for it.
I used to be a Metaknight main. Spinny spam go wheeeee!
01.03.2026 03:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0METAKNIGHT!
01.03.2026 03:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What's next is stocks go up for like six companies and the rest of us are in bread lines. Winning!
01.03.2026 03:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just jokingly suggested we play scrabble but adjectives only and my roommates are weirdly into the idea
01.03.2026 01:34 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Probably 2000 too.
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