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Hazel E. Baumgartner, Author of "The Woods"

@hazelebaumgartner.bsky.social

Artist, author, musician, witch, and Hot Wheels collector. I make music under the name Hazel Bee and write books under the name Hazel E. Baumgartner, which is also my name. 30, she/they, 99% lesbian, USA πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Buy my book: https://a.co/d/6Aanpc7

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It's a bit like comparing which bone cancer is the best, but there's something cathartic about seeing ChatGPT lose the title of "most downloaded LLM chatbot app".

03.03.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I moved from Missouri and all it cost me was borrowing money from my grandparents and maxing out my credit card thus tanking my credit score. πŸ™ƒ

03.03.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6368    πŸ” 1914    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 64

Just in case they are looking to see public response.

I am against war. I am against collaborating with warmongers. I'm against war crimes and the massacre of children. Of anyone.

War is monstrous.

What is being done cannot be justified. I am ashamed of and disgusted by the horror we unleash.

03.03.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4891    πŸ” 1109    πŸ’¬ 177    πŸ“Œ 69
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Ann Godoff, founding publisher of Penguin Press, dies at 76 Godoff’s four-decade career helped launch and shape the works of leading writers, including Ron Chernow, Salman Rushdie and Zadie Smith.

What a legend. Rest in peace. Fuck cancer.

03.03.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think all four of these pictures were taken in Mueller State Park or nextdoor Dome Rock Wildlife Area.

03.03.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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More photo spam from Teller County, CO. The Pikes Peak area might be the most attractive part of the country.

03.03.2026 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They teach and act and do, and now I'm not a Christian anymore. I firmly believe that if more "Christians" actually read the entire Gospel, they'd leave their shitty doomsday cults and the world would be much better off.

03.03.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The vast vast vast majority of so-called "Christians" have not read the Bible. For thousands of years they weren't allowed to. People were killed for translating it out of Latin. And now I see why. I actually read the Bible and realized it doesn't make sense and DEFINITELY doesn't mesh with what

03.03.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

28.02.2026 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10133    πŸ” 2587    πŸ’¬ 322    πŸ“Œ 397
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Creepy Kansas Road Trip - YouTube

I did a whole Youtube miniseries of them throughout Kansas. Thinking about a followup for "Creepy Colorado".

youtube.com/playlist?lis...

03.03.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Exterior photograph of the historic Victor Hotel in Teller County, CO. The building is a reddish orange brick, four stories tall, in a turn-of-the-century Victorian Nuveau style.

Exterior photograph of the historic Victor Hotel in Teller County, CO. The building is a reddish orange brick, four stories tall, in a turn-of-the-century Victorian Nuveau style.

The plaque for the historic (and haunted) Victor Hotel elevator, installed in 1900.

The plaque for the historic (and haunted) Victor Hotel elevator, installed in 1900.

The interior of the historic Victor Hotel showing the Elevator.

The interior of the historic Victor Hotel showing the Elevator.

Hazel making a "shaka" sign in front of the Elevator. She looks tired from hiking 20 miles and is wearing a blue coat over a flannel and yellow sunglasses.

Hazel making a "shaka" sign in front of the Elevator. She looks tired from hiking 20 miles and is wearing a blue coat over a flannel and yellow sunglasses.

Also while in Teller County I stopped by the historic Victor Hotel and took a selfie with the elevator.

03.03.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Interview went well and then I hiked like six miles through Teller County, bringing my total hiked distance in the past week to ~16 miles. Saw bear tracks, mountain lion tracks, bobcat tracks, sheep tracks, and fox tracks in the process.

02.03.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's my half birthday today and I'm spending it driving up into the mountains to interview with my dream employer. Wish me luck!

02.03.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

There are rockstars that do that lol

02.03.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Night Of the Living Bread
YouTube video by Quickcall Computers Night Of the Living Bread

Night Of The Living Bread (2006)

youtu.be/ktD27xVIncg

02.03.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like apparently there's something called a bop house where people become millionaires by doing tiktok all day? Can we start a scream house where people become millionaires by writing weird gay horror?

02.03.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's something deeply depressing about learning that 99.999% of authors have to work day jobs to pay the bills while other people can become millionaires by being assholes on the internet and fistfighting other assholes on the internet. Authors should have absolute rockstar status by default.

02.03.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
photo of a bee covered all-over with bright orange pollen.

photo of a bee covered all-over with bright orange pollen.

this is the most pollen ive ever seen on a single bug, shes having the time of her life

10.10.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2287    πŸ” 422    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 31

🎡 Hitler has only got one ball 🎡

02.03.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got in trouble for reading non class books in class lol

02.03.2026 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My hot take for today is video games shouldn't be hard. Life is already stressful and frustrating enough. Why the hell would I submit myself to a stressful and frustrating simulation to relax? Give me easy video games any day.

01.03.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there is no metric by which this is true. even 2028 primary polling (which is meaningless in general but seems like a fair yardstick here) doesn’t have him on top.

just a brazen attempt to impose him on us by the rich and the commentariat.

01.03.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2519    πŸ” 492    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 11

just became aware of this--the regime wants to clear-cut massive chunks of Oregon's old growth forests in the name of timber production.

you have until March 23rd to comment.

i know we have endless fucking things to scream at politicians about--this is an important one too.

28.02.2026 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2624    πŸ” 2629    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 50

Did another two mile hike this morning. Was supposed to hang out with someone I was probably gonna hike with tomorrow but those plans canceled. Then Monday I have a job interview and then guess what? Checking out a new hiking spot up in the mountains.
I love hiking and Colorado is great for it.

01.03.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to be a Metaknight main. Spinny spam go wheeeee!

01.03.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

METAKNIGHT!

01.03.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What's next is stocks go up for like six companies and the rest of us are in bread lines. Winning!

01.03.2026 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just jokingly suggested we play scrabble but adjectives only and my roommates are weirdly into the idea

01.03.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably 2000 too.

28.02.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0