Kat0leen

I KNOW IT’S JUST DOPAMINE

I just want to text my cat when I’m away from her

peak nap is a Friday afternoon before you go out, nothing more refreshing

I love 6/7 and I love that the kids love it

I just impulsively bought an entire chicken pot pie at 9am

Lily as Madeline, Demi as Poot

I hope Sabrina arrests Zohran

let’s bully Taylor into over funding food banks

Really looking forward to seeing how all the Labubu costumes turn out

Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre

I love that the heist happened at 9:30am. A perfect time to arrive at work

still thinking about Sabrina’s hairbrush

Heavy rainstorms on a Sunday morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m miserable on a plane and I’m just wondering - when did everyone decide that we’re gonna keep ALL the windows closed and the lights off?? It’s 1pm!!!!! This is not a night flight? WE ARE IN THE SKY. LOOK OUTSIDE?

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

It’s so nice to be able to publicly hate Ezra Klein after many years of hating him in private

I will not focus on Tylenol Autism. I will focus on the regional dialect of the crows in my backyard.

It’s going to break your heart how many people you know, love, and respect will turn out to be cowards. Prepare yourself as best you can. You are not alone, but you are your own center. Be a strong center.

I know we’re distracted but we’re not talking enough about how disgustingly ugly the orange cardigan is

I’m fully bracing myself for the sermon snippets we’re going to have to endure later today, and all friggin week or forever or whatever

The horrors persist, but so does my tretinoin.

What an exhausting time to be able to read

mention Galatians 6:7-9 one time and the Christians lose their shit

that man reaped the whirlwind

Whether or not you support political violence won’t change where we’ve come to, nor where we’ve been for some time in this country. I am quite taken aback by how many people only invoke the term ‘political violence’ when it happens to a person with power. It’s political violence the other way too.

today was crazy I need a cherry coke immediately

they should invent a coffee I can drink while continuing to lay down

IF THEY ARE MOVING ALL SPACE SHIT TO ALABAMA I WANT THE 65 ROCKETSHIP BACK

me googling *What did Cardi do, not that I care*

I got a new pillow and am now learning how much I have been suffering