Eric Parsons

It’s been useful for career-related conversations/updates with people I already know. I’ve never found it a useful tool for new connections

This is the “tighten up the graphics” of 2025

A Facebook marketplace listing of a sheepskin-covered chair, including three taxidermy sheep heads. The title is “Exotic chair (not satanic)

I appreciate the honesty here but for 2 grand I’m not looking for a DIY project

Meanwhile, some others say “mmmf ffs sfs phmmf sphhs”

We have done this experiment one billion times and it has worked great all one billion times.

If you ever feel like you really want to read something from them, most libraries include access to a digital subscription with your library card. No downside to canceling

this is a good illustration of what “compromise” on trans rights looks like. there’s no “everyone gets rights but we take it easy on the pronouns.” if you head down that road you will end up denying that trans people are real.

Ohhh you’re right. I thought strange decisions were made here but now I see it all makes sense

Setting aside the idea of sipping from his mr fantastic, does he have a second set of arms doing a goatse?

A story about Stephen Colbert I’ve never shared before. Years ago I was hospitalized for a month. One of toughest things I ever had to
do. Confined, monitored, my health a mystery with no solution, cycling through roommates & their families who needed miracles, or would go off to surgery & vanish…

Thank you. Now watch as I bite this quarter in half

At least my scams are light-hearted and not environmentally destructive

Every non-californian who seen Gavin newsom on some 30 second news show clip is like "oh wow, he's got juice" and every Californian is like "if you see Gavin in a dark alley, run as fast as you can, but it won't save you"

Hey Tim, hey Tim, look. I can take my thumb off

This is the WORST battle pass I’ve ever purchased

Anyway I’ll probably wait for a sale and try to get those fantastic four skins half-off

…damn you’re right. Don’t I feel foolish

Mine is rough and orange! 😨

Just go down a Wikipedia rabbit hole like everyone else! You don’t have to incinerate the planet and destroy careers to satisfy your hyperfixations!

Aw poor John Fetterman. Spends all this time boot-licking and still doesn’t get in the photo op

Hey friends, I am still available for short-term contract and freelance work. As a reminder, I can do more than just narrative design, and while I have designed branching dialog systems and written a bunch, I can also build my own content.

Pratchett is – as ever – relevant

Imagine being part of a floundering political establishment at historic lows in favorability, seeing this guy's absolutely infectuous energy, and deciding to try to stop it through an array of embarrassing media appearances and editorial blunders.

In the name of the cheese, the sauce, and the garlic knots

3 reasons the American Revolution was a mistake Happy Fourth!

Happy Independence Day! Here's your annual reminder that the US would be better off if it had never split from Britain:

Laura Loomer‘s tweet: Alligator lives matter. The good news is, alligators are guaranteed at least 65 million meals if we get started now.

The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.

The tanuki from Pom Poko using their extremely large scrotums as parachutes

Just how far did you take the cosplay?