Eric Parsons

Oh yeah! Let’s plan a time to meet

With the instruments behind you, this looks like the album cover for your folk duo

🎵 I’m dreaming 🎵
🎵 Of a bi 🎵
🎵 Hottie 🎵

Precisely

In 2010-era Telltale there definitely would have been an internal pitch doc for this

Wow I wish someone told us this when we adopted our son!

Jk, everyone assured us they’re functionally identical. I can’t imagine someone whose nutritional advice I trust less than Chef Roadkill

Turns out I’m powerless against “but I asked really nicely” from my 7yo

My wife was in San Francisco for work today and came home with pictures from outside some of my favorite bars and restaurants in our old neighborhood. This is love

Hey at least you know they read it!

Oh I think I’ve seen that movie!

Just a holiday reminder! 😂

True story!

I get the point you’re making but also when I turned motion smoothing off on my mother-in-law’s tv she went “oh wow that looks so much better”

Well, did it work for those people? No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but.... but it might work for us.

Hey author, tell me “you don’t actually participate in the raising of your children” without actually telling me “you don’t participate in the raising of your children”

Thank you for starting a new holiday tradition by reposting this treasure

There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.

tearing into the mod files for the mysummerdog addon and finding the funniest UV unwrap ive ever seen in my life

a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing . Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.

I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.

Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.

Do the d̷e̷w̷ dude

I’m not a scientist but I think if you buy Baja Blast it does transmasc instead

“We’re sending our brave, beautiful ICE agents into the cities to round up that nasty Hamburglar. Everywhere I go it’s ‘Mister President he’s taking them. He’s taking all the hamburgers.’ Well not anymore”

Yeah I’d always leave one of these after a hookup. “Thanks for a great time. Treat yourself”

Lllllllladies 😏

I'm at the Target boycott, I'm at the Starbucks boycott, I'm at the combination Target boycott and Starbucks boycott

Not to brag but I’ve been on soooooooo many first dates 🤭

*nice**

*Libraries are a

**place to go to read a book, use a computer, or just get out of the elements