segadick

*not a complaint.

four months without a single banger post let's go baby. I'm so awesome :)))))

i genuinely have considered on MULTIPLE occasions. just completely ditching any form of social media on all platforms. it's all so tiring...

well, if i ever do decide to go full ballistic and nuke all my profiles you can always find me on my website. (segadickworld.nekoweb.org) *subtle plug*

man why the fuck everywhere on the internet gotta suck so much ass dudeeeeee

i'm soooo tired :((((((((

bad management here, bad user base there, horrible company behind this one, general dysfunctionality... Ooh! and sprinkle some enshitification on it all as well, why not?
you love it you swine :)

i kinda have nothing to say because nothing is really happening in my life but i want to talk anyways so

love how yall didn't even fucking bother to give tails different top and bottom icons like the other two

hi

sonic vs skibidi toilet??????
holy shit all those sonic content farms were fucking prophets

what the fuck

more over, what is the mental process to follow and then not engage in any way with any of the posts.

it is truly a puzzling thing. hm.

i am incredibly curious as to the process one has when they look at my account and decide.

yes, i'll follow this guy.

top 10 questions science still can't answer

hey fuck with me man, i ain't no pussy
I'm a dick, I'm an asshole.

wait wait hold up hold up... what the fuck the mephiles worm doing here?????

i was doing some computer stuff (switching to linux) and even though i was set up for a bit i hadn't logged in yet because i hadn't transferred my passwords over.
i have them now so i'm logged in :)

hi i'm back

i don't know what i expected when i made this post, but it certainly wasn't that.

huh.

it's the fucking japanese sega account what the hell did you expect????

fuck me dude... i hate this website.

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.
STOP LIKING MY POSTS.

man this account is just getting freakier and nastier with every post.
i don't MEAN to, but that's just the way the cookie is crumbling i suppose

typing in the search bar "how to be less horny on the internet"

this makes me look fucking insane what the fuck am i on about

bubsy's design was always good in my eyes. it had a lot of charm for a 90's mascot platformer!
but this new design makes him wayyy more fuckable.
and i do not say that lightly.
i really often never find any characters attractive but man when i do...

it's pound town in my mind ha

can't believe they made bubsy hot

but i am so here for it

life is a pit, it's a pit, it's just one big pit. it's all just a pit. one huge giant pit.
can't get out of pits. pit. pit. pit.
keep digging the pit. it's all you can do. dig the pit.
pit.

pit.
one big pit. make it bigger. then make it more so. and even some more after that.

why is he so damn big in the picture anyways???? there is no way that an rc jet the hawk toy is the same size as a goddamn skate bowl nuh uh

jet looks like he's about to run the damn kid over
"This kid thinks he can control me? Jet The Hawk?! I'll show him! I'll show what REAL control is!!" *proceeds to run over child*

PENIS!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!1!11!!!!

y'know despite having the name segadick for quite a bit now, it's only now that i've come to realize how much i like having it.
names are funny like that i guess

a name can be something that took ages to get right, or it could just be some bullshit that just stuck.

A American "Music Video" commercial for 'Sonic The Hedgehog' on the SEGA Genesis.

If this bill passes, I might ACTUALLY disappear from the internet.

This bill is, in no way, a good thing.