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Ma & I went to Bojangles after school when I was a lad. They forgot to change out the urn, so the sweet tea was super stagnant.

Ma: What's wrong?

Me: [almost puking, but handing her cup]

Ma, after sipping: WHY DID YOU GIVE ME THAT?!
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Moral: Stop putting Twitter posts on here, you stupid fucks.

25.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s awful.

26.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is dancing on a soccer field with a microphone in his hand . Alt: a man wearing g BodΓΈ Glimt gear is dancing on a soccer field with a microphone in his hand .
24.02.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tight game.

18.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚ and 😒

10.02.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to buy and wear a St. Pauli Ando jersey if he makes the WC squad for Japan.

08.02.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Light colored beer in pint glass on bar with soccer on tv in background. Matt Teusch is tending bar in a Vicki and Terry Funk reunion T-shirt.

Light colored beer in pint glass on bar with soccer on tv in background. Matt Teusch is tending bar in a Vicki and Terry Funk reunion T-shirt.

Blurry bartenders of Transmission Arcade #charlestownefermentory #Teusch

08.02.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think we’ve ever advised that explosives should be involved, but I’m open to the idea.

02.02.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve wanted to go to that festival for a few years now.

02.02.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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We're going to need a bigger shirt. #unit

28.01.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Two of the best dudes 😊

24.01.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Golden beer in pint glass on bar with tall bartender wearing matching sweater and knit cap in background. The bartender has a half-pint of a dark beer.

Golden beer in pint glass on bar with tall bartender wearing matching sweater and knit cap in background. The bartender has a half-pint of a dark beer.

Blurry bartenders of Weco Bottle & Biergarten. #Crouch

24.01.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No produce in the liquor store. #hurricaneparty

22.01.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

22.01.2026 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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bart simpson from the simpsons says this is the worst day of my life ALT: bart simpson from the simpsons says this is the worst day of my life
20.01.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Amber colored beer on bar with tall, blurry bartender in background wearing a sweater with one broad, horizontal stripe.

Amber colored beer on bar with tall, blurry bartender in background wearing a sweater with one broad, horizontal stripe.

Blurry bartenders of Weco Bottle & Biergarten. #Jacob #EdmundsOast #ForaFewShillingsMore

19.01.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Various food in paper trays and plastic baskets lined with parchment paper: chopped pork, red slaw, hush puppies, and onion rings.

Various food in paper trays and plastic baskets lined with parchment paper: chopped pork, red slaw, hush puppies, and onion rings.

Rough cut bbq looks dry in the pic, but was not. This was my first experience with red slaw after hearing of it for a lifetime and it is delicious. The onion rings were solid and the hush puppies were 10/10. My first trip to Lexington BBQ was a success. Would eat again.

18.01.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is screaming with his mouth open in front of a crowd ALT: a man with a beard is screaming with his mouth open in front of a crowd

Frank v. EspΓ­rito Santo. Loser leaves town match tomorrow at 10:00 am. Eastern. Be sure to tune in. COYI!

17.01.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Doh. I forget about them every lunch.

15.01.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hate I never made it.

15.01.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would’ve had no chance on this one.

15.01.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Hazy beer in a pint glass sitting on wooden table with bartender in background standing in front of orange curtain. Tin roof with exposed beams overhead.

Hazy beer in a pint glass sitting on wooden table with bartender in background standing in front of orange curtain. Tin roof with exposed beams overhead.

Blurry bartenders of Weco Bottle & Biergarten #Meredith #HopflyBrewery #Bonsai

11.01.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Blurry bartenders of Weco Bottle & Biergarten #max #burialitstillis

09.01.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does everyone say β€œat least you got the hard one” like people do when you only get the seven pin on your first ball?

02.01.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

02.01.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rounders is a ridiculous poker movie that makes me think (again) I should’ve moved to Las Vegas twenty years ago.

01.01.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up ALT: a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up
01.01.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
12 oz. glass of amber colored beer with bartender in background wearing white t-shirt and blue baseball cap.

12 oz. glass of amber colored beer with bartender in background wearing white t-shirt and blue baseball cap.

Blurry bartenders of Transmission Arcade in Columbia, SC. #Cam #Lots-ofhops-Agus

31.12.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Golden beer on the bar with bartender wearing burgundy shirt. TVs are playing soccer in background.

Golden beer on the bar with bartender wearing burgundy shirt. TVs are playing soccer in background.

Blurry bartenders of The British Bulldog. #Taylor #MaineLunch

27.12.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Dunkle beer from Coast brewing sitting on the bar with a bartender in the background wearing a black sweatshirt and cap.

A Dunkle beer from Coast brewing sitting on the bar with a bartender in the background wearing a black sweatshirt and cap.

Blurry bartenders of Weco Bottle and Biergarten. #lawson

27.12.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0