loach 🔞 jesterking

fox asleep on outdoor couch.

neil josten #aftg

also at a certain point the co-driver’s notes are so detailed the team manager literally says “these aren’t turn instructions anymore, it’s a love letter!!!!” like okay . alright

gay ass (affirmative and laudatory)

just watched a movie about rally racing & it’s gayer than f1?? two people per car, the co-driver plans & reads out instructions at every turn + in the movie there’s a scene where two cars from the same team do a bit of ass to mouth because the front car doesn’t have enough gas to make it to the end

ate too much, hawked up a wad of phlegm for the first time in years, now im sat in a lawn chair outside a restaurant in the mall about six yawns deep considering a nap, feeling like a proper old man 👍🏼

loach: I MISS MY HORRIBLE CHATTY BABY AND MY ELEGANT SENSITIVE BOY soda: zhongli when venti wins xiao in the divorce loach: I can’t even imagine him yelling soda: he's distraught loach: But that description is very apt Good lord

#zhongven i miss my cats and zhongli misses his

@sodacoded.bsky.social

masterstroke deez nuts

report without delay ! lightning lord strike or whatever jing yuan says in english

villainous and appalling !

wei wuxian somehow ended up going the other way?? so now it’s t4t and they’re kind of like foxes, except instead of cat software running on dog hardware, wwx keeps unintentionally making people submit instead of getting the party started and lwj’s nest is a honey trap that never runs dry

alpha lwj getting bitched and his lovely sandalwood scent immediately becoming rice instead

[inspired by cooked rice = having had sex (usually for the first time) and also “eating soft rice,” meaning a kept man in Chinese]

he did it for wwx, thinking he only liked omegas, except

#nsfw #wangxian

HELLO [rolls up my sleeves] shen jiu, im going dadfucking. yours specifically

i ghostwrote this

what a lovely family portrait 🥺🫶🏼

(very normally, certainly not making grabby hands) also who is that making the smug little face in the corner

wahhh liddle jiu so cuteee 😭❤️

INCREDIBLE WORK!!!
third picture=the cause
fourth picture=the Consequence 😂

im so late but !! i wrote a shen jiu/hua cheng spirited away au 🍁❤️

wooo!!!!! yeah!!!!!!

can’t believe i forgot to promo so many fics last year 😭😭 well it’s actually very on brand for me but I wish it wasn’t

anyway please check them out!!! i put a bunch of very different pairs into very different and interesting scenarios!!

“The son of a mad dog shouldn’t be prey. I don’t think you’re really a rabbit,” Sukuna says. “Or am I wrong?” Megumi bristles. “I’m not. You’re not.” Unbothered, Sukuna leans in. “Then turn around and bite back,” he says. His breath is hot. Megumi’s cheeks are hotter. “You say it like it’s easy,” Megumi says, telling himself it’s the wine. It isn’t. “Isn’t it?” Megumi leans forward, pressing his shoulder against Sukuna’s, to add a log to the fire. “Then be my teeth,” he says. “Don’t you like me? Prove it.” Megumi does a good deed and is inconvenienced greatly by his reward, until he isn’t. Or, a man(?) fucks up his life and another man(?) unfucks it.

ruby sweet

🦷 sukufushi folktale au (diamonds and toads sans toads)

🦷 M | 3392

🔥 food as a metaphor for love, courting, feelings realization, sukuna’s love language being killing other people, matchmaker gojo

🦷 archiveofourown.org/works/64007134

#sukufushi #fushiguromegumi #sukuna #jjk #loachfic

A knife is always sharp. There’s no peace, no ease. A gun unfired, unfilled, is just an object. An unavoidable difference in nature. And Wolfwood? Wolfwood is what a gravestone is to wandering ghosts—something to return to. Something to be distracted by. Wolfwood is what cords wrapped around a hilt are to a slick hand. Something to help keep what it has. To do what it must. Not easily unraveled. Not easily undone. Vash is a gun and Knives is a knife. Their craft is divine and so is their song. Vash is a wreck and Knives is no better. Their trail is bloody and their song is broken. Like wine in the stew, Wolfwood’s arrival complicates and improves things.

andante, andante

🎹 plantwood soul eater au

🎹 M | 3063

🌷 millions knives is a million knives, courting rituals, first dance, the moon, the song, the song, the song.

🎹 archiveofourown.org/works/72888481

#trigun #souleater #plantwood #millionsknives #vashthestampede #wolfwood #loachfic

Summary: “I’m close to settling. Really, really close. I think it’ll be this one.” ”Oh? This one,” Hua Cheng said, tracing the softness of Wei Ying where they were still connected, the sensitive pinkness stretched around himself, so slick, so taut, so hot beneath his thumb. “Nn,” Wei Ying gasped. “I don’t know. I meant, human shaped. But, mn, I hope. I like it best. Don’t you?” “I like you,” Hua Cheng said. “All that you are, all that you have been, all that you will be. But,” he stroked him again below, then reached a little higher and rubbed that sweet little bud until he felt Wei Ying collapse, thighs trembling, as he slipped down another, smaller peak. “I admit, I like you like this so, so much. You’re always lovely, but only this form,” he cups tender flesh, even as Wei Ying whined, “lets me worship you as you deserve.”

知己；know self

🧍🏻‍♂️hua cheng/wei wuxian daemon au

🧍🏻‍♂️E | 1710

🧍🏻‍♂️daemons settling as humans, boypussy, overstim, soul mates, crying, teasing, shapeshifting, porn with a great amount of feeling

🧍🏻‍♂️ archiveofourown.org/works/63917227

#nsfw #loachfic #tgcf #mdzs #huaxian #huacheng #weiwuxian #花城 #魏无羡 #花羡

Summary: To ensure an eventful afternoon, the following ingredients— 1. helping a friend being inexplicably pursued by a large flock of birds 2. discovering one’s brother hasn’t been turned into a pig 3. being assaulted by enormously rotund rodents 4. digging around in that same friend’s throat in a way that is so platonic and normal and fine Chihiro!Shen Jiu x Haku!Hua Cheng

BLOODY GROOVY!!!!

🍁hua cheng/shen jiu spirited away AU

🍁 M | 2782 words

🍁 memory loss and blood loss, yet still feeling so much

🍁 archiveofourown.org/works/63303556

#svsss #ghibli #spiritedaway #mxtx #tgcf #huacheng #shenjiu #shenhua #沈花 #花城 #沈九 #bingyuan #luobinghe #shenyuan #loachfic

crane feeling—

a moment’s desire, seized by fletched quarrels

#svsss #jiuyuan #scumcum #shenjiu #shenyuan #shenqingqiu #sqq #人渣反派自救系统 #mxtx #loachart

Shen Jiu dressed as a palace maid disguised as a princess from the Chinese kunqu opera “The Prophecies of Taoist Monk Iron Headgear”. On the night of her wedding to an enemy general, she charms him into drinking himself insensate, then offs him and herself after.

刺魔

#shenjiu #svsss #loachart #人渣反派自救系统 #沈九 #昆曲 #铁冠图

半生風雪仍初心如故

half a lifetime of wind and snow yet my heart remains as it was

#shenjiu #shenqingqiu #svsss #loachart

off screen, shen jiu says/shouts: fuck you! luo binghe drawn in greyscale stares up at him, blank eyed, his hair dripping with wine, or maybe blood, or both loachpearl seal and signature in red above his left shoulder

off screen, shen jiu says/shouts: fuck you! luo binghe drawn in greyscale stares up at him, heart eyed and smiling, his hair dripping with wine, or maybe blood, or both. he says: anytime, baby (heart emoji) loachpearl seal and signature in red above his left shoulder

like father, like son

#bingjiu #bingqiu #svsss #luobinghe #loachart #人渣反派自救系统

Luo Binghe poses for an old fashioned mugshot, referenced from a still of young Gomez Addams from Netflix’s Wednesday. He has a black eye, bruised cheekbones, and blood smeared from his nose to his lips and onto his chin. The sign in front of him reads “Police Dept. Cang Qiong Luo Binghe”

his eyes were like mine

#bingjiu #bingqiu #svsss #luobinghe #loachart #人渣反派自救系统 #洛冰河 #冰秋
#冰九

greyscale hikaru waves at the viewer, on his shirt a image(?) of yoshiki in full color gazes up at him. above it are the words “yearning by tsujinaka yoshiki.” to hikaru’s left, his ‘shadow’ stretches long and red: the stuff that comes out of him, ringed like wood and celled like blood.

#tshd #thesummerhikarudied #loachart #yoshikaru #yoshiki #hikaru

it’s mutual, you know. the yearning. it’s mutual

holy shit 🫶🏼😭 owwie

black forest cake leftover from a fancy dinner event last night, and to quote taylor swift, it feels like a perfect night (to write and write and write) except i have two classes tomorrow morning 😩

writing shang qinghua shits in the dark in broad daylight just isn’t the same!!!!!!