loach 🔞 jesterking

adhd depression is like if you were sisyphus but also the rock and the hill

i feel like wei wuxian taking the single plank road in the dark except i have no righteous cause; it's just my body trying to eat me and it sucks so bad

no wwfp chapter today ive got a low fever [awoos sadly or whatever. yowch my head]

oh my godddd the plan was to wait a few years for there to be cheaper used saye English translations because it’s not like i haven’t read it but i just saw a reel and ?? how did i manage to forget there’d be new art in there and the art is actually good 😭😭😭 new art new art new art aaaaaa

🐇 CHARACTER PREVIEW 🐇 "A luckless hunter forced into the trade. Unable to make a living, he ventures deep into the forest . . ." Meet Genya and Tsurue, staring in @sancteye's rendition of The Crane's Return of a Favor, with a story by @loachpearl!

🐇 CHARACTER PREVIEW 🐇 "You fell into love, incandescent red, with a girl like a puzzle, your soul well-fed." Meet Gideon and Arare, staring in @candlespills' rendition of The Green Ribbon, with a story by @loachpearl!

🐇 CHARACTER PREVIEW 🐇 "It was born in the heart of a kingdom, a thriving city that housed a king." Meet En, staring in @sabimilia's rendition of Humpty Dumpty, with a story by @loachpearl!

you have until the 24th to order oc storybook zine Collectanea Historiana, featuring characters dreamt up by amazing artists and writers!!

i wrote three stories for it and ooo you want to hold them in your hands so bad… you want to read all about the girls gays and theys…

ocstorybook.bigcartel.com

oh my god tianlangjun. tianlangjun oh my god. 爸爸?. 哥哥？哥爸？爹爹？兄长？AWOOGA

apparently it’s the peak hairy crab season
🦀 my parents’ fridge has been a final destination crab hotel this entire weekend because a friend sent them ten. we’re down to two now. they were very good

ohh i see i see !! ill make sure i put out some fic on 6/11 next year

wait why is 11/6 chiscara day

omg i had no idea! it’s been years since i read canon, does he mention it there? how deliciously tragic 🥳

who is bingzu???? ancestor luo binghe?? huh???

listened to some of rosalias new album while translating and i need fleabag edits to perhaps every song in it

can i just say split toe socks are such a life changer. not the five toed kind, the ones that are like mittens, so just the big toe separate and the other four are together. don't know why i didn't realize they existed until recently but wowie are my pawsies nice and comfortable!!!

chapter five of Wandering Wolves Form a Pair is up!!

in which bian nan tells zhang xiaorong to stop stringing him along, we meet the only person who currently calls qiu yi gege, and bian xinyu gossips about bian nan's mom

#danmei #wuzhe #wwfp #狼行成双 #loachtranslates #qiuyi #biannan #qiunan #bianyi

chapter four of Wandering Wolves Form a Pair is up!!

"what, missed me?"

in which bian nan dogwalks his waiter, bian nan's dad breaks up a scrap between bian nan and their ex-waiter, and wan fei proposes an evening romp

#danmei #wuzhe #wwfp #狼行成双 #loachtranslates #qiuyi #biannan #qiunan #bianyi

Ah, fate. Bian Nian raised his brow, unexpectedly, it was Qiu Yi. Unlike the courteous and refined customer service smile of before, the gaze Qiu Yi met him with was very cold, there was no expression on his face either. “Back after fleeing calamity?” Bian Nan suppressed the impulsive urge to smash his phone onto his face, Qiu Yi’s size was about the same as his, his physique was also not as delicate and fragile as he’d imagined, he might not be able to gain the upper hand after rashly making a move. Qiu Yi cast him a glance, then headed towards the direction of the restaurant; the moment he brushed past him, at a very close distance, he softly spoke one line just beside his ear: “What, missed me?” Bian Nan’s rage was ignited in an instant by these words of Qiu Yi: “I’ll fuck your granddad!”

giggling and kicking my feet as i work on chapter four, i fully forgot he said that lmaooo

#wwfp #wuzhe #loachtranslates #狼行成双 #qiuyi #biannan

HELP OMG probably im labeled as such 😭😭 wth this is so shitty

bian nan stares at qiu yi, standing across the street in front of his neon green bicycle. qiu yi is wearing a face mask, his eyes are golden in the sunlight. a bit of gauze is visible beside his left eye. he gazes back at bian nan calmly.

drew a new cover for wandering wolves form a pair!! #wuzhe #wwfp #loachart #danmei #qiuyi #biannan #qiunan #bianyi #狼行成双

agreed to go to a wedding on 11/30 on the other side of the country and now i can’t go to a kaeya birthday cafe 😭😭😭

tried eating sweet potatoes with cubed white cheddar today :] it was very good

omegaverse bakery where the icing is slick and creampuffs are truly creamed 🕺💃 #nsfw

god it just sunk in im not going to be able to watch akiangel on the big screen 😭😭 censorship is so tragic fr

just discovered himmel means heaven and now i need an edit of frieren and himmel set to video games by lana, specifically the line “heaven is a place on earth with you” playing while soil is being heaped onto his casket

i hate that bluesky posts are called skeets . what a ridiculous word. they should be bleets . or perhaps bweets.

oh thanks! I didn’t say it because I forgot if it was xiang fei or fei xiang LOL

going to draw some new covers for wwfp because the current one is just too old 😭 originally posted in 2014 and you can really tell

yes and no takebacksies

but worse

girl why was I not credited originally then I would’ve known. This is like oedipus

the top of his head smells like honey and the side of it like pee

oh my god