Luke Williams

sometimes eating clean means adding just a liiiiittle bit of this to your protein shakes

really need to never see the word biceptember again actually

Remember when we could go weeks-- MONTHS even-- without actively worrying about the state of the country? Sure miss that!

cancelling Disney+ and Hulu is well and good but it’s not a huge hit on an individual level

but Disney adults? people who spend real money at the parks? you guys can make a dent, call ‘em up and tell them your vacation is postponed until they pull their heads out of their asses

Cancel your Disney+ and your Hulu. Don’t turn on ABC. Write letters, make phone calls, and figure out what else you can do personally. We don’t have to take this lying down.

Don’t you dare call us fascists, they say, as they force people off the airwaves for criticizing them while vowing to crush and criminalize their opposition.

nailed it

It needs to be said that by rebranding Charlie Kirk's views as moderate by both right wingers and liberal cowards resets the extremist views he held as normal and pushes the Overton window to the far right

literally my home wifi network

all of these disgustingly wealthy freaks openly panicking about Mamdani winning and don’t realize that their panic is exactly why people want him to win

I despise winter, I do, but I gotta admit the very first day of wearing a sweater is very ✨😋🥰✨

that is a sad song you’re singing bradley

omg with next to normal twink!!

like not to be dramatic but at this point every additional minute I spend on this amtrak is actively causing me 1d8 psychic damage

usually my job is very flexible! except when it’s not. Like how I just spent 12 hours traveling (and one night in a hotel) to attend an in-person meeting which was one (1) hour in length 🫠

Luke sit in a chair like a normal person challenge (failure)

how did I *immediately* know you were the culprit

When I say I'm juggling writing multiple books at the same time, I really mean I'm trying to connect the middle parts of one, have another minimized so I don't feel bad about pausing it for now, and daydreaming about a stack of vague compelling vibes that I haven't figured out what to do with yet

spent yesterday at the park with besties and loves; spending today playing video games and making music; currently remembering that sometimes things are good, actually

I love biking and also I have absolutely been run down by a cyclist who was going the WRONG WAY on 54th (he then yelled at me as if it was my fault)

not queer as in gay! no no no. gay as in loves Zara Larsson

oomf acting coy and indifferent? that’s aloomf

wait this is iconic

(New Florence is also FANTASTIC but that’s Halloween music and she knows it)

wait I love the new Carly and Heat by Demi is so good but my only request is that if you’re gonna release a contender for song of the summer please do so in time for summer!!!

much like valjean I often think there must be an easier way to get this bread

you gays weren’t lying about this lorde album. Holy shit

but it is VERY funny

got 6 likes on a Bluesky joke and I feel like the marvelous Mrs. Maisel herself