Vincent Rendoni

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

That's what you get

Hoping my Mariners fan friends live the dream (sweep every series, win world championship, pop champagne as meteor erases humanity, die on top and freed from Mariners baseball forever)

MVP

mariners fans are my favorite bunch of fans of any team in any sport. i watched the bottom half of the last seven innings standing up in my living room. thanks for letting me hitch a ride

HOW
BOUT
THEM
MARINERSSSSSSSSSSS

What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy

So mad this place is a gift shop and not a chicken nugget stand

This is the content I am here for ❤️

CHOTINER: Record shows you didn’t post a Chotiner meme until Thursday?

ME: That’s correct.

CHOTINER: That seems unusual. Wouldn’t you say you usually jump on all the viral ‘bits?’

ME: I’d say so, but I had lots of work to do yesterday.

CHOTINER: So, that work is done now?

The McRib is back for a limited time

LOL. Not Disney releasing a Star Wars trailer hoping that will appease the masses. They are desperate.

big poetry tio moment: was asked to blurb a collection. 😭 Even better: it's a total banger.

Amused at all the tributes that are basically like here lies Robert Redford, who was hot

Zeppelin rocking out on TV with this subtitle: “[playing slow, sludgy chords]”

Highly recommend watching BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN with the subtitles on.

Father, forgive them; they know not how to rise and grind.

and you think YOUR fantasy football league has a tough punishment for the team that finishes in last place

Oh so it’s a crime now to send a strange, sexy birthday message?????

Man, how are you all so clever all the time? I had a funny pun for a minute, then I forgot it. Oh well! Back to lurking.

I do not trust the Mariners with my time right now tbh. They’re gonna have to earn it back.

Man, these enemies in Silksong really BUG me. I don’t LARVA everything they’re doing. A lot of them make me want to FLEA because MOTH of them are not very LICE. Don’t believe me? Well, I ANTLION. God APHID I have an opinion. (gunshot)

"bluesky is dying" that's cool man. i go on here to make funny posts with my friends

Today’s poem is selected by José Olivarez (@joseolivarez.bsky.social‬) as part of the 20th anniversary of Read A Little Poetry.

“Telephone Booth (number 905 1/2)” appeared in Pedro Pietri: Selected Poetry by Pedro Pietri, published by City Lights Books 2015. Shared here with deep gratitude.

Postscript by Seamus Heaney who died twelve years ago today

thoughts

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

in retrospect, elaine benes was so real for being obsessed with a big salad with lots of stuff in it. she was just simply correct