Vincent Rendoni

Wow. Dude.

White cat against a black background. They have a look on their face that is somewhere between confused and unimpressed

mood eternal

Kids today are learning that the fastest and easiest way to make money—the key value that has been modeled to them in America society—is to scam others, cheat your way through, and attract negative attention online that can be monetized. My endless sympathy to parents

my neighborhood baby

Good win. Needed it. ASTROS WATCH YR BACKS 🔱🔱🔱

oh cool, the Blue Angels screaming over my neighborhood fun

I Used AI to Make a Video That Sucks I used AI to make a video that sucks. It is bad. It is boring. But I made it in under an hour. And now it is my entire personality. To some, my AI-...

"Videos that suck are the future. If I could make a video that sucks this much in one hour, imagine how hard I could make something suck in two hours, or even three."

I really appreciate them pointing out that the everything involved in this procedure is plastic

When the first cup of coffee hits:

Breaking: Guy who lies all the time has an exciting announcement

didn't realize I'm supposed to water down cold brew concentrate, what a country.

Love that Ichiro mentioned this during his speech.

NYT headline: Mangoes are known as the 'king of fruits. What are their health benefits?

They make you HAPPY fuck you

rage, spite, and the taco time nw crisp bean burrito

Hot Fuzz and Kung Fu Hustle. Everything you'd ever need to see.

FAST COMPANY Article: While retirement typically occurs, after completing a career and saving and investing for it, a new trend is emerging among Gen Z career professionals called "micro-retirement." Micro- retirements involve taking a one to two- week break from work every 12 to 18 months. Gen Z is using micro-retirement to avoid burnout, find greater fulfillment in their work, and enhance their overall well-being. However, it's not just Gen-Z:

'Vacations.'

The word is 'vacations.'

At least I don't have to wake up tomorrow and be in fucking Oklahoma

Tweet from @tomgara Randomly on this subject, my (Egyptian) wife had never heard of Stonehenge when I mentioned it recently, so I showed her photos of it, assuming she’d recognise the look but not the name etc, and she was just like, this is pathetic, your ancestors were small and weak

Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice

Oh thank god, I thought you said "sucks"

all AI has taught me is that a large swath of people actually don't like doing anything

I want to say Bluesky hasn’t been this much fun since Kissinger d*ed

Chill

Fake Prego ad

Fake OpenAI ad

Fake Walmart ad

Fake Expedia ad

The fake ads are the best part of @theonion.com's print edition

King of the Hill Meme withJohn Redcorn being asked "Hey do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving?" and him responding "We did. Once."

Rest in peace Jonathan Joss

groimes, oive fecked ep moi bleddeh

Thinking of Conan O'Brien on what would have been his 62nd birthday, if he had been born on May 27