Hedda T Bear

Looks awesome. As does that lil froggy dude. Cute!

Morning zoomies are the best. They make me feel
Like I’m actually achieving something just by being awake and enthusiastic for life.

“Grammar is a social construct” YASS, YASS! I don’t know who it was that said this, but they are my god now!

Like a wuzzle, only without a kick ass theme song.

Brain: it’s 2 in the morning. You don’t need snacks, you need sleep.
Me: but there’s still a rolo dessert in the fridge.
Brain: no there isn’t…I ate it earlier. You weren’t paying attention and…
Me: snacks?
Brain: snacks

There’s not as much bickering/fighting with randoms here. Who knows what would have become of me if there hadn’t been a bit of “witty banter” about rapey dolphins. So I suppose I should thank X for that😂

Thank you random dodgy open air laundry services. As a household we have clean AND dry knickers! Enough to last at least until Sunday…or we would have…if I wasn’t going to see Our Town on Saturday…so I’ll be sure to pack spares.

All my frens left twitter, and I went “wait up guys, the bully’s on X are faster than my average typing speed. Ohh look, peen jokes!” And I knew I was where I was meant to be.

Yes mate! Get it in my eye holes!

Tell me the tale, side quests and all. I want it now. I wanted it yesterday, and I’ll want a flask of tea tomorrow so bloody well spill!

Well, right now Im sitting in my car waiting on a tumble dryer drying my laundry, while I read GO smut uninterrupted…so pretty low in the Greek scale. But ask me on a work day Im pretty sure I’ll be at 11.

I am. Always on the cusp of being a complete space cadet.

I love it when she makes direct eye contact before doing something fucked up. You wee shite, you’re fabulous.

“I am a Llama, eating a banana!”

Granny muffin is the most quotable “if you don’t want it don’t buy it”

Who made it him though? Dis he do it? Was it Georgia? Anna? Michael himself? From where did this belter arise?

I can, and do, quote Bluey on the daily.

Things are quite bad. I think we need more new Muppet Show episodes

AND as I’m feeling fighty this morning,food labels. Can we please put the info on it for the actual content? Not 100gs= 83 calories…cool cool…but I’m not eating 100g. I’m eating the full pot of fucking instant porridge oats/muesli/chia “pudding” (it’s not pudding u liar) so accurate info please!

Oooo check out the maximum effort I have made for world book day🤣

To anyone who gets a good kip. Kudos to you. I just wanna go to the doctors office and shout “8 hours will do me the world of good will it? Bullshit, I need a new hip now!”

Ditto. Theres stuff I could be doing at 3:45!

I went to bed at 10 last night, and did not move. Like slept through til 6:50. “You musta needed it Hedda.” Possibly, but I’d rather have a few hours sleep than wake up in pain. Long hours in bed are no longer an indulgence, it’s just giving the body excuses to get stiff, and not in a fun way.

Unexpected treasure!! @ineffable-abby.bsky.social you gorgeous being you. I opened this parcel and the smell of the tea inside it was so warm and comforting. Thank you.

At least we know what we are reading when it’s up and functioning again.

Nooooooo😫

Is AO3 down again?

😍

I know what I’m gonna write. I just hope it works well on the page and not just in my head.

Forgot I had homework. Bugger. 250 words is sod all. It’ll be fine…remind me I said this at 2am, when I’m silently screaming at a computer screen.