Hedda T Bear

Ohh those things are primary school currency. You can buy fealty from little urchins with such things. I remember pizza scented TMNT stickers in the early 90s.

Somewhere in Glasgow, there is a man with a sock fetish who has just cum in his pants at the mere suggestion of flavoured socks.

Filthy, sticky dildos, with unidentified detritus attached. twang em into trees just as our lord and saviour Suzy Izzard told us to…I think I’m deprived of attention today. The filter is busted. Nowt but nonsensical bullshit from me for the foreseeable future.

An angel adopting its true form.

I don’t care if Mondays blue, Tuesdays grey and Wednesday too. Thursday I don’t care about you, it’s Friday and…what’s that? It’s Tuesday? Shit. Summer holidays mess with the accepted timeline. Ok lyrical change…I do t care if Mondays blue, Tuesday blue and Wednesdays blue, Thursday you’re blue too…

🤣

After my Father-in-laws funeral we went to Smyths toy store. HSB said “I’m an orphan now, I get to make an iresponsible purchase with the money he left”. So he bought a Switch. Seemed reasonable to me.

“Hi, it’s Kate from Allthesocks, I’m just emailing to ask if you knew our socks come in 9 flavours…” no your not. Your names not Kate. You’re not a person, your an automated email sent to create a fake rapport . Automated email, are you lonely with your scripted dialogue? Do u yearn for more?

Might go write a thing. Thank you for the inspo😊

Look HSB! The lil tootsies. Admire the sockos, admire them! Don’t
Know why I even bother, you only stalk my Bluesky account to make sure I’ve not joined a cult.

Let’s hear it for sexy toeless compression sox! HSB, I hunger for you, return to me and allow me to destroy your resolve, you cannot resist my sockos!🙄

That’s very kind of you to say. I am kind of an asshole, but I’m hoping it’s in a “just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing” way, and not in a “mom, you know the restraining order says you can’t come within 500 yards of me” kind of way.

It’s so difficult isn’t it? I’m with you, I struggle to accept, I don’t like looking at my body, I try to cover it in things I like so I can at least appreciate the casing. Alas it does not always work. I never want my boys to feel less than because of their bodies.

It is giving a coming of age/Stand by Me kinda vibe.

Yeah, where’s your eye candy?

Whenever people get a hard time about weight/size/shape etc. Im reminded of my son and nephew. Born 2 weeks apart. similar diets, both get people having a go at them about their bodies for equally harmful reasons. In short I’m saying. People are dicks, bodies are grand whatever their form, enjoy em.

Librarians. We find loopholes.

I keep being told to go watch it, that I’d love it, but there are just to many series. I can barely deal with catching up on 2 and 3 series long shows. Double digits is just to many.

Agreed on all fronts, except the disowning of course.

Another chapter
In the Ineffables trip to Disney World. Ever wondered what would happen if they got all smitey? No? Well read it anyway, join me in saying “fuck those guys” onshore parents.

archiveofourown.org/works/537644...

That is an event!! Float about the stacks channeling your inner Evie/spectral librarian Ghostbuster style.

Everywhere! When I get something
New after the “event” it was intended for it becomes everyday wear. Because I may be fugly, but I crave strangers saying “I love your dress”. Thank you mam. It. Has. Pockets! If I’m buyin it,
It’s not gonna gather dust. I’ll do the housework in my wedding dress.

I remember
My sister saying she was scared for her boy getting accused of inappropriate behaviour when he’s older. “Cause it’s easy for some lassie to ruin a boys life” well then teach him not to be a creep sibling mine. It’s real easy for some awful boy to ruin a lassies life with no repercussion.

Want it. Want it all. That’s my dream wardrobe.

On Instagram/booktok etc. I don’t see the books Im readin
Me: have you read (insert title) I love it so much, I just want to talk to someone about it.
Random bookstagrammer: no, but have you read haunting Adeline/ACOTAR/Fourth Wing?
not saying they’re bad, I just want book chat. I miss my bookgroup

Everyday of the Edinburgh Festival the HSB comes home less coherent, his filter a little less present than it was the day before. We’re only on day 5? I can’t wait until the point, when the filter between his brain and mouth has completely broken down. The slurry he’s due to spew forth? Glorious.

West Wing

Really? Havnt watched it in years, but I loved it so.

Accurate.

I know. No child would eat that and say “more sir. Please, my stomach believes my throats been cut for lack of this delicious confectionary”