cheese burger

good morning 😘

i’ll wait for the braille illustrated edition.

that choreo whip routine!
thank you for posting these.

c’mon cholesterol! do your job! 🪦🤡🪦

let’s wrassle 🤼

she looks the same, but i turned into santa.

🔥🥵🔥

thanks. you, too!

you just need an apron

go for jugular

beautiful pic, handsome

whatchya gonna do with all them nuts?

that might get me to go to that place you call “gym”

😳

hope you get some rest tonight and feel better soon

are you wearing a cock jock?

👍🏼

hope you feel better soon 😘

elvish presley?

hope everyone is ok. there are better times ahead for you. just gotta get through this.

happy new year, sweet man. does the tree have writing on it?

dang, handsome!

of all the things that have given me pause in 2025, none has perplexed me more than trying to understand why nobody has made a STRANGER THINGS WITH CANDY mash-up. i keep thinking about jerry blecna.

also, love someone else 👉👌💕

i would probably die

yes

wait. people get invited to other people’s houses for nye?

hi-viz look, clearly.

happy birthday, cutie!

get some rest. hope you recover soon. sending many hugs, spoons and a few good sporks your way.