cheese burger

🥲

i’m not so big or burly, but i am in london at the moment and can give quite the stink face.

happy birthday :)

dear, gawd…🥵🥵🥵

so handsome 🥵

what sweet little critter.
i’m sorry for your loss.

W👀W!

😘💋💋

mine’s a rescue, too!

your future is what you make it :)

maybe not germanic, but a bit too rooted in emulating police officers and other archetypes with a reputation of abuse of authority and discipline. but to each their own. just be nice :)

beautiful

mornin’, friends :)

a warm compress with a clean, wet towel really helps to bring it down. hope you feel better soon.

happy birthday! 💋💋💋🍰

it’s cute, the way he looks at you :)

a simple request

sorry you had to let go of your lil’ pal. i know how hard that is.

gaaahhhh…🥵😍🥵

SO DAMN HANDSOME.
sorry for yelling.

asking nicely

delete all your content first. then keep trying.

😳

which hirsute dudes pair well with which gravy? asking for a robot.

is it, though? 🤔

if i had to live in that world of vapid kardashi-clones, then i would prefer to be an Influenzar™️ so i could give them runny noses and runny stools 😪🚽
they might be interesting then.
you’re welcome. 💅

i only have 2 layers!

cheesy old guy being a dork in a jockstrap

dork

the sundays!

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a lot