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My life would substantially improve if I could find a sad and pathetic girlfailure to put cat ears on and cum in her mouth.

Here’s hoping the lube I got left is enough to get the job done.

Anyone wanna let me hold you down and breed you like you’re not human?

A dick and two balls means I need three mouths to satisfy me.

ISO three subs I can make fuck each other while I watch during my refractory periods until I get hard again and fuck them myself.

Keep it up until payday and I’ll get you a little treat.

“Good girl” would be the last thing I manage to say before passing out on top of you from cumming so much.

I call you a good girl every time you make me nut. How many are you aiming for?

Need someone I can keep in my room and fuck endlessly to distract myself from wanting to spend money. Who’s up to the task?

A live-in free use slut wouldn’t fix my problems but it’d make them way more bearable.

First Date Idea:

“Which hole are you filling first?”

The one in your heart, love 🙂‍↕️

If one of you wanted to hold my head in your tits and tell me I did my best today, I wouldn’t say no.

You see that shy nerd girl looking at gunpla kits? Imma go pet it.

Box cutter for scale

I believe the kids call this “matching my freak”.

I don’t wanna “fix” her. I want her broken pieces to fit with mine like a toxic jigsaw puzzle.

A friend just called me first. I didn’t know that was possible.

Gonna go check if I can book a ski weekend in Hell.

Taylor Tomlinson can get it and anyone who knows me understands why.

I could go for something to cum in.

Need a woman to suffocate me in her boobs pleaseeee

Could go for fucking a moot while they fuck another moot tonight.

No plans tonight if any moots wanna be treated like a disposable cumdump.

I’m positive three shy, needy subs slurping my cock and balls at the same time would solve all my problems.

This hookah tastes like I should be blowing the smoke in some puppygirls’ faces while they suck my cock and balls.

Ironically, it’s all about how I shouldn’t be having the exact kinda thoughts I’m having 😂

The longer I’m single, the more depraved shit I’ll need her to be into once I find someone.

So true it hurts. Almost makes me hope my YT channel never pops off so neither of them see the vid I made about them 😅

I could shove my cock down your throat and call you a good girl if you need to stop thinking for a bit.

More like a sacrificial offering 😝