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Massage therapist and Fitness Trainer (online & in-person), pro wrestling and music. My band is Space Tequila. DM me if you have questions.

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Funny moment just now in the Senate: Lindsey Graham whispered something into his phone and then Siri responded with full volume: "Calling Sean
Hannity mobile"
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Andrew Desiderio V @AndrewDesiderio X.com Funny moment just now in the Senate: Lindsey Graham whispered something into his phone and then Siri responded with full volume: "Calling Sean Hannity mobile" 8:57 AM • 10/28/25 • 276K Views

We live in an episode of Veep

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Perhaps the greatest failure of humanity is that our nature, our irresistible urge to repeat our mistakes, is stronger than our ability to comprehend all the evidence of history that lay before us.

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Remember when the biggest moron in politics was this guy? I wish it was still that simple.

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🤦‍♂️ sad day for Cowboy fans

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Jerry Jones would rather run the Cowboys into the ground than step back as GM.

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Screw music streaming services. Buy the songs, buy the album, buy the music.

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If you’re under any illusions about what an authoritarian personality cult the GOP has become, they’re not hiding it:

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💯.

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As a Cowboy fan I can’t stand JJ

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How do you feel about the Cowboys/JJ/Parsons situation?
A trade?

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Social media is one of the things have taken away people’s critical thinking skills

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R.I.P. Ozzy.
I’m so sad right now. Thank you for everything you gave

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Yes he is

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Run a mile or 20 push-up burpees?

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These are the worst people

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Politics in America is nothing more than reality tv. The end of an empire

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"Wow who would have though that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?"

AOC

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Domestic terrorists…

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😂 nailed it

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The devil won’t come dressed in red with horns and with a tail. It will appear normal like any of us.

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Cover ups

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Nice guys only finish last if your nice to the wrong people

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When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.

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